Jon Reads The Bible: Gospel According To Stupid

In this episode we see God has some rules about you and us and his needs when he comes to earth. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we are introduced to a new rival and the beginning of a management system for the hebrew people in the desert thanks to Father In Law Jethro. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this track we see that God can provide even if you're wandering for 40 years www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see God likes to use very obvious compass markers to put on your main quest of getting the hell out of Egypt as well as water can crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and you may just be able to hear the lamentations of their women. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we are met with both confusion of strangers and freedom of the Hebrews! www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see that Pharaoh is not one to see when he is clearly bested especially when all the things in Egypt are being purged away. The infinite patience of Moses and A-A-ron. And that Fire can come from the skies if you are part of God's People. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this track we probably learn that if you're Pharaoh you should really just let the people in Goshen Go. I mean really. First part of the Plagues, some cool verses here that's for sure. And also - Aaron doing more than Moses it seems. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

This episode we explore a bit of Pharoh's ability to assign work and not give a damn. And Moses having a few problems of his own confidence downstairs....and about Pharoh's downstairs area. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we look at how God can communicate before cell phones and telepathy (though...he did it before...) and just how far he intends to go with the releasing of kiddies from Egypt. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters This is from the great Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner comedy routine called The 2000 Year Old Man. https://open.spotify.com/track/4RdYYAkGKh9sASPcGySPUl

AND WE'RE BACK! Starting things off again with a new book and a new year with Exodus. Introduced to Moses, and his beginning exploits and all that. Sounds like a fun time right? Hope this doesn't PLAGUE you too much. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this CLEAN episode Jon discusses his views on Christmas and gets a little sentimental and maybe a little deep. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Be back in 2017! www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see forgiveness and all sorts of good things that probably a lot of people find a good thing in the Bible. But only after my paranoid angry outburst in the middle. Joseph works out to be a pretty cool kid and the twelve tribes of Israel (Jacob) are gonna do some stuff that ought to be pretty rad. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we go through some blessings from Israel (Jacob) to his kids. Good times for some, some bad blessings to others. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters https://soundcloud.com/slingshotshow/ep-191-dont-let-the-grinch

In this episode Israel moves to the big city of Egypt. Joseph does some kinda corrupt things in order to fight the famine (I think???) and I can only imagine what exodus is gonna bring us with a bunch of Hebrews in Egypt. and Also find that Muppim and Huppim are the best things to name your kids. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see Joseph toying with his brothers (poorly?) and an unmasking of himself as governor/ruler of Egypt. We see Benjamin has an appetite and apparently there's a little unrest between the Egyptians and Hebrews about eating bread together. www.bensound.com Twitter https://twitter.com/accordtostupid Facebook https://www.facebook.com/gospelaccordingtostupid/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-reads-bible-gospel-according/id1156695372# Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Accordingtostupid Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7LjFLpU4NWkmzMj_jhF0EA Audible: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=a_pd_Sci-Fi_c2_1_narr?searchNarrator=Jonathan+Waters

In this episode we see Joseph really rise through the ranks and get a position that looks hella fine on a resume. Short episode this time around www.bensound.com @accordtostupid Accordingtostupid@gmail.com

This episode deals with some girls who know what they want and how to get it and God not being a huge fan of people "spilling seed" or "being wicked" around him or his people. Not to mention also an Egyptian's wife finds out just how Hebrew Joseph is. Music is from Bensound.com @accordtostupid accordingtostupid@gmail.com

In this lengthy(er) episode we see forgiveness of brothers and a little trick becoming a hell of a lot more than a town bargained for. Jacob's son's go on rampage akin to an action flick and we see the beginnings of some dude's really nice coat that everyone hates...apparently. Sister-wife weirdness: http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/my-wife-my-sister/ www.bensound.com @accordtostupid accordingtostupid@gmail.com

Shorter chapter - starting to feel under the weather. However - This episode is about Jacob getting a name change, some wrestling dispute, and Esau's return. @accordtostupid accordingtostupid@gmail.com music by - www.bensound.com

This episode deals mostly with Jacob getting four wives by means of the first two going "we simply don't have enough sons." and a weird dealing with Laban. Not like that didn't go south before but...hey. Twitter - @accordtostupid Gmail - accordingtostupid@gmail.com music by: www.bensound.com