Shut Up A Second

In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stuck on a bank-slide, and enter the wonderful world of 'gines. Duscher has a lot of rules about golf, Jackson gives his money to seagulls, and Zoe just looks forward to programming robot genitals in the future. So take out your wallets and place your cash away in hopes of getting good premium... interest rates... I don't know banks. Want to help Zoe compile a big book of 'Gine Facts? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start self publishing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of tines for a fork, discuss Dad Baly's possible immortality, and explain the difference between Bog Monsters and Swamp Monsters. Jackson wonders if he could be pickled to death, Adam shares his controversial opinions on honey, and Cassie is a Bog Legend. So gather together with your mates, slide into the murky bog, and down a bog wizard in one go. Also pay bees a living wage.  Want to help the gang visit Bog Lake? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll buy tickets.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out just how long Rudolph had that red nose and didn’t use it. Zoe doles out some North Pole union justice, Jackson hosts the first ever podcast-based Reindeer Games (no affiliation with that Ben Affleck movie) and Adam insists that reindeer play strip poker when they’re not attached to the sleigh. So grab the reins and soar off into the skies with Santa as the Shut up a Second team take you around the world and back to the North Pole before dawn. Don’t forget to bring a scarf - it gets chilly up there! Want to help us figure out which reindeer is which? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll purchase some oversized name tags.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, Jackson tries to explain Jack and the Beanstalk, and Duscher just wants his food to fight back. So sit back in absolute shock as the Shut up a Second team take you for the run around and send you on a bean journey you were in no way prepared for. SURPRISE! Want to help Duscher change his name legally to Charles? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll start writing up the paperwork.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerblade, and set yourself on fire. It's the only true way to experience nature. Want to make the suck board the go to mode of transportation? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make that pure dream a reality.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredibly disappointed by earths animals. So whinny and bray and do all the good horse noises to the delight of passerby. Not one horse gets murdered this time. I think. Want to help Jackson impress the aliens? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make more interesting animals  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breasted you want your suit, and take to the streets. Doesn't matter how ugly you are, everyone looks good in a suit. Want to help Jackson bring back the Jacobean ruff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start sewing immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping. Zoe reveals she's way into making models, Adam reveals that he has a stamp collection because of course he does, and Jackson just needs the rest of the gang to explain nursery rhymes to him. So sharpen your rubber knife, attend the best of threes the festival, and try not to die from falling in a fireplace. And be wary of anyone giving you knives as gifts. Want to help Zoe remember the godfather? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can force her to watch the whole trilogy  And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  

In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on a horse to tell other kings to fuck off. So walk on stage, sing your heart out, and take a bow as the crowd throws you roses. Everything's a musical if you put your mind to it. Want to help Zoe build a glorious kingdom? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start preparations immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the ground, get mad at rude dogs, and take the fight to the moths. Jackson enters a duel against the duke, Zoe just woke up from a nap, and Adam just has possibly the worst time. So stew over a small inconvenience, spend hours planning and scheming, and exact revenge against those who have hurt you. Just like how Adam will eventually seek revenge against Zoe and Jackson. Want to help Jackson poison the Duke? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him a bucket of shrimp. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG and Super Gym Friends on iTunes and Stitcher, as well as our brand new YouTube channel; Sanspants Cinema Scope.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy an

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the gang as they dive deep to play the classic "fancy or fuck off" game, explore a world where virgin blood grants you eternal youth and level themselves up by eating entire species. Jackson isn't afraid to suck on a hand teat,  Zoe has a good time imagining a monocle on various things and Duscher just isn't impressed with your Emmy, Gabe. So sit down and listen to us realise that there was some birds left after all and almost all of them are fancy. We're done now though. Officially documented all birds. Good. Want to help the gang find the fanciest bird? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying binoculars today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter pro

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audience on the very specific references to Melbourne. Jackson explains the history of a dead moth we found in his room, Zoe calls out the boys for thinking about hamburgers and Duscher just keeps including feet in his alcohol consumption and production. It's a Patreon requested episode that at least one person has demanded we record and this is direct evidence that we did it. Heroes. Australians of the Year. Want to help the gang restock their liquor cabinet? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying gin off the top shelf today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspan

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that toys stopped being enjoyable and the fragrance of ants. Jackson surprises everyone and himself with his deep Lego knowledge, Tessa is spooked by doll feet and Edgoose just wishes Lego had sets based on horrific historical events that no one likes remembering. No matter what trauma has occurred in your life, just know you can build a bridge and get over it. Build it with Lego. Brought it full circle. Good as. Want to help us build Lego men of the gang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contact the Lego head office. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 r

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspants members who aren't in this episode. Adam has an internal battle of grammar vs survival, Zoe wins the hypothetical question straight off the bat and Jackson just wants Let It Go to have more rhyming in its lyrics. So build an igloo to stay warm while we compile a list of ways for you to survive the long, cold winter. But don't blame us if you die, because apparently no one in this episode seems to know how snow works. Mm. Want to help the gang camp out in the snow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building a fort? That’s how you do it yeah? In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.  See acast.com/privacy for

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man can eat a couch pillow. Jackson doesn't understand the perishable nature of canned foods, Aaron is confident in his survival skills and Duscher just wished we knew about Hypermarkets earlier. It's an educational journey through the history of the supermarket with plenty of references to Australian only stores to delight earholes from abroad. Want to help the gang survive in a supermarket? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start take basic survival classes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots. We reminisce about pottery class, try to define a pot, and are blown away by the fact that owls are everywhere. Jackson doesn’t understand burns, Alli cant stand the smell of clay, and Aaron just wants everyone to watch the great British throw-down. So do your best to figure out what exactly is funny about a pot and then realise it is in fact everything.  Want to help the gang learn how to use a pottery wheel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start training. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down by funnelling ants into his ears and Duscher just wants to see the world burn. So change your name to something like Chummonger, carve out a life in the new waster earth and do your best to survive. Or just die we guess. Want to help the gang train pigeons to communicate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying those birds. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for brains, try to locate our stomachs, and mispronounce tourniquet. Edgoose is fairly sure he could perform surgery, Jackson sings as Edgoose dies, and Tessa just wants to frame a king for crimes. So wrack your brains, try to remember how to perform surgery, and then fail because you are not a doctor. And neither are we. Clearly. Want to help kill someone by taking all their blood? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start re-learning bloodletting. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just wants to be a better version of herself but ends up as ten teeth, Duscher gets bested by a fly, and Jackson just wishes he had a lamp made out of his ballsack. So develop superpowers, expect greatness, but instead deal with the terrible consequences. Theres no escaping that. Want to buy more pancake batter for Ryder to throw at Follow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can go to the supermarket and start shopping. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.c

In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a rickshaw as like a backpack for a baby but for an adult, and Jackson just wants to know why he can't pick himself up. So try to remember the difference between a cart and a wagon, figure out that maybe there isn't one, and just try and imagine the specific wagon were all talking about in this episode. No one knows what a wagon is. Want to help jackson finally finish his rickshaw? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help him build it. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. &n