Stab! Cuts

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Wanna see some really fuckin' cool stuff that isn't just cool to Jaclyn Weiand, but will be cool to you too? Well visit the Island of Fuckin' Cool Stuff and Jaclyn'll show you all about it! Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38006476

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Hear how Tyler Kinney will drag your Chicago Bulls t-shirts through the sad, godforsaken waters of his Orangi Town Laundromat for just ONE Chinesy coin. Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37544776

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Jesse Jones shares with the gathered audience members, (one in six of which will own a shawl at some point in their lives) a sampling of his hand sorted, "Increasingly Useless Data". Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37544776

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Joe-Joe Louis invites you to the town of Normandy. Never mind the big wall of dead people, Normandy has so much more to offer visitors. So come on down! Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36865569

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Luke Soin invites us to experience the NEW tight, taut, TikiBarberopolis and forget its old frumpy, round with child location. Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181489

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Come, visit one of the most popular destinations in all of the Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesse Jones is here to show you around. And why not listen to the complete episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37045471

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Jon Gomora would like to invite you to stay away from the thriving city of Sassyburgh, where they're probably talking shit about you right now. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Jordan Gannon introduces young CHAMPS to this early childhood misogyny education program. Beat misogyny into cold fearful submission! Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Come to the finest non-rubble gentlemen's club in the whole of the disputed Gaza strip! Jesse Jones sells you on all its amenities. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643650

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Really need to snazzy up the foyer of your mega yacht so as to avoid razzing from tuna magnates? Tyler Kinney has just the place to fill all your flat pack needs: Ikea Dubai. Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643294

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Joe-Joe Louis invites you to a place where the simpler times never got more complicated and reminds of you of the power of the corrective slap. Welcome back to 1950s Middle AmericaVille. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37045471&refid=stpr

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title. Cheese puns. Jesse Jones wrote a bunch of cheese puns and called it a movie. Cheese Shiver, so gouda, you'll lose your rind! Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37012833&refid=stpr

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Jordan Gannon would like, if it is not too much trouble, or an interference in your daily activity, to extend to you a heart felt invitation to visit The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and Manners. Please and thank you. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-016-best-of-stab-volume-3-poetry-robot-37181510

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Come, cop a squat in the city of Scatopolis, Danielle Mandella will tell you all about this city of song, not poop, or maybe, but probably not. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-011-rain-soaked-hobo-pile-36865569

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Jaclyn Weiand invites fans of all sorts of books to "Marge's Books", her Islamic book store in the heart of Salt Lake City, Utah! Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Here, Jesse Jones takes you on a tour of acute place to call home: The City of Angles. Yes, ANGLES. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. Jaime Fernandez would like to welcome you to her easel for a zany, kooky, fuckin' scary caricature in the not shitty, second largest city in Afghanistan! Heat the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Johnny Taylor introduces us to the once proud country turned city of America in the year 2114. Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. High above the judgmental land below Jesse Jones' "Shoepocalypse Airship Zero" caters to the most despicable in footwear tastes. Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-004-the-book-of-luke-36643294

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title. Can Nick Cage beat the odds and avoid his fate? Aaron Weaver chronicles the perilous journey. Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36775655&refid=stpr