The Tom Barnard Show

You can't say you are a federal agent to hook up...Or can you? No politics this week. Just an easy to listen to podcast becauseyou deserve it. Share subscribe like. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the days you could laugh at Groucho and not feel guilty about it or when you could leave your house and not worry about texts, emails and phone calls! Just leaving the front door, you were immediately off the grid. Well reminisce with us today on the Best Of The Family, completely free of charge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's best of just shows you how people look for ways to miserable and hateful. Why? I thinks it's because they don't listen to Duran Duran while picking on poor old Nicolas CageSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we see the final battle between the forces of light and darkness.  Okay, maybe not darkness.  Crabbiness, perhaps.  Alicia believes in staying positive whenever possible.  Tom...doesn't.  But before you start cheering for Tom converted to the side of puppies and unicorns, remember that yang always needs yin.  Without balance, the whole universe could fall apart.  Still, maybe a bit more happiness wouldn't hurt. Website: healinglightempath.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dracula is one of the most enduring characters in the horror genre, and for good reason.  Before him, most monsters were powerful yet not particularly intelligent.  A giant lion is scary, sure, but you can always outsmart it.  Not so with Dracula.  He's not only more powerful than you but smarter as well.  How do you defeat that?  Maybe you don't.  If there's one person that could outsmart Dracula, it's Neil, because he knows everything about him.  He even knows his non-fictional identity.  It's a Rumpelstiltskin kind of thing.  Once you know his name, he can't hurt you any more.  Or I could have just made that up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone has a strong negative memory of the first time a movie really freaked them out.  This is an evolutionary mechanism to make it so you avoid bad things in the future.  Apparently horror movies have somehow managed to defeat this mechanism, because people love them.  They love being scared.  Dean is not only scared, but he's Scared & Alone, Saturdays at 8 PM central.  The name is rather ironic, because he is definitely not alone. Website: scaredandalone.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sixty five million years ago, something happened that changed the world forever.  It was called Dragnet, and apparently people are still watching it.  Well, one person anyway.  The rest of us are watching dinosaurs roam the earth through the magic of computer generated imagery.  And maybe rubber costumes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever been called a sissy?  How about in a positive way?  If you're wondering how that's possible, it's because Landyn is taking the word in a different direction.  You know how "bad" used to mean "good"?  It's kind of like that.  He even made a song about it with Donny West, and he's debuting it right here.  So for all you sissy boys out there, here's your new anthem.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a paradox in America right now.  Every boss can't find employees, and every unemployed person can't find a job.  Clearly, there's an issue somewhere in the hiring process.  Gene has identified at least one of them: bad resumés.  You already know to avoid typos, grammatical mistakes, that sort of thing.  But did you think about your email address?  You might have been using DemonSlayer420 for so long that you don't think about the fact that it's not exactly professional.  It's the little things. Grad to Grown-Up: 68 Tips to Excel in Your Personal and Professional Life - amzn.to/397ie08See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Moon lost someone important who actually saved his life. Find out why. Watch out. We get political this week. And we added something you will love. Share like fondleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is more dangerous? Hunting for unseen entities or hunting criminials in the CIA? Jay Wasley from Ghost Adventures tells us the chills and thrills of finding proof of the other side and Ric Prado gives the goods with Black Ops: The Life of a CIA Shadow WarriorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Marriage is easy.  That's why only 50% of them fail.  Hey, it's better odds than anything at a casino, and people go to those all the time.  If you want to stack the odds even further in your favor, talk to Chris.  He's the Couples Whisperer, and although there are no couples in studio today, all four of us are married, so there's plenty to whisper about.  Or in the case of this show, the opposite of whisper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have three generations of people in studio today, and one of them's a comedian.  You know what that means: it's time to riff on young people and their strange, alien behavior.  Even at comedy shows, they seem to enjoy leaving in a huff more than the actual show.  There's one comedy club behavior that bridges the generational gaps, though: heckling.  Drunk people from 20 to 120 think that their slurred contributions from the back row actually improve the show.  Here's a tip.  They don't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we've got half the time, twice the content.  It's an action-packed episode with both Tim and Kristyn, and even better, it's not a superhero episode.  It's a Top Gun episode.  Also China.  In fact, we talk about Top Gun in China.  Or more specifically, not in China.  Apparently they didn't get the memo that Top Gun involves the US military somewhat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this Memorial Day we honor those who have fallen and those who have sacrificed a lot. Michelle Black with Sacrifice: A Gold Star Widow's Fight for the Truth then Rosie Ward with Veterans Airlift Command   To donate, visit www.veteransairlift.org  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all do things in private. Moon got caught. But is it gross or not? My guess is no...send your thoughts to moonpjugghobbs@gmail.com...then share this with people you dislike!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crazy to think that Madden is gone but he will live on forever thanks to Frank Caliendo. He's the gift that keeps on giving that's for sure!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A wild episode where we talk about Josh Donaldson, the history of the Jewish neighborhoods on the north side and the world record setting sale of a very rare Mercedes. Mike classes up the place by reading a little Yeats and we finish with the dearth of Presidential candidates for the 2022 election.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jamie's a regular at this point, which makes sense because his comedy comes from children, who are an infinite source of surrealism and non-sequitur.  You know how most comedians aren't funny any more?  It's because they don't know where to look.  They also didn't have to go through trials by fire where they have to follow stories about death and destruction.  It builds character. New Episodes of the Parent's Lounge stream every Tuesday at 9pm CT on www.facebook.com/theparentsloungeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The "let's all get along" train continues unabated as Damon and Stephen talk about their experiences growing up in the wide world of sports.  Sports has always had racial undercurrents, especially right now, but there was a brief time when people actually cared more about the game than identity politics.  Maybe we should extend that attitude from the locker room to society at large.  Turn the country itself into a locker room.  The metaphor doesn't work very well in a short blurb about a podcast episode.  Listen instead.  They describe it better. The Locker Room - amzn.to/3PDajImSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.