The Tom Barnard Show

Chris is well known for floating to America on a tire. Wait, that's someone else. What Chris is really known for took place on Saturday Night. And was Live. If you've solved our riddle, buy his book for more information on the topic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's not uncommon to get a rash in a forest, but the forest Jackie visits is purely theoretical. Still, she managed to get some sort of arboreal disease. That or something from New York City, which is the exact opposite of a forest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Since our livelihoods depend on people using smartphones, we don't necessarily endorse Jimmy's opinion on them. We do endorse the rest of them though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eureka springs is a page right out of history. The late 19th century, to be exact. It's also where Sean is based out of on account of the old, aesthetically spooky buildings. Don't ask Sean, but the spookiness may go beyond aesthetic. Dave has seen some things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you want to bulk up, eat protein. If you want to resign from the presidency, break into a hotel. These are both obvious to the well-informed. Lynn has even documented the latter in the form of courtroom drawings. A literal world apart from Tokyo, her former home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two German exchange students join courtesy of Mike Bryant, which Tom is clearly excited about. Who knew he liked Germany? Max, despite having a German last name, is more interested in Vietnam. Specifically the war part.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jim Carrey, along with most other celebrities, is crazy. He is not as crazy as the guy who attempted to walk across Antarctica or people who look at porn at work. Which is apparently a lot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kratom is known to have sedating effects. Football fans are known to destroy their city in post-victory mania. Perhaps there's something there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You may be familiar with Tom's long-standard theory that the pharmaceutical companies are a scam. Maggie has a similar theory, though the onus for her was thyroid disease rather than the news. Meanwhile, academia is full of idiots. Still.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With over 10 combat deployments and 24 years as a Green Beret, Changiz is the longest serving special forces member in US history. Much more impressive than nearly dying from drinking so much Red Bull.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Quentin Tarantino has recently said some things he'll probably regret. Sears has already done many things they'll regret. And James will be pleased to hear neither of those things are fake news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don Imus is retiring. At first we thought it was a big deal, but then we learned that he was only on the air for 50 years, which isn't even as many as Tom. Also, would you enjoy a movie with no dialog? It sounds bad, but apparently it's going to be good. Hopefully.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Dow is down. Way down. We can only speculate why, though most of our speculation involves people being idiots. Not us. The other people. We're all super smart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Super Bowl had more total yards than any other NFL game. And that's not the only record the NFL set that day: a couple of the worst ads ever punctuated the record-setting plays.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a war going on, and it's a war between Hollywood and Netflix. Maybe if they'd each stop churning out garbage every other day there'd be more money to go around, but for now it's about who can get funding the fastest. Star Wars has no problem in this regard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In lieu of our previously-scheduled sports betting guest, Brandon's back. He may qualify for Platinum Status if he keeps coming on. All that means is that he does't get billing any more, but still. Platinum.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim's going to be buried at Wrigley Field. Not now, but eventually. It's illegal now so he'll have to get it done surreptitiously.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are some places that you might want to go, but wouldn't want to live. A lot of them are even in the country. Most of their problems are related to being short on cookies, which is directly Steve's fault.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No gimmicks or hijinks this hour. The most important game in recent Minnesota history is upon us, and that's what it's about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Another teacher said something that would get him put in prison if the demographic were changed slightly, but that's not even news at this point. What will be news is the enormous wave of foreclosures on Monday after half the country goes broke from betting on the Super Bowl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.