The Tom Barnard Show

Cardi B isn't happy that being in the 1% means paying a lot of taxes. Perhaps it's because the government has a history of being ineffectual and inefficient, but it's more likely that she just wants more money. Based on current trends, she might want to look at a career in pseudo-country pseudo-rock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You've clearly already been blessed with the luck of the Irish since you've found this pot of clips at the end of The Best Of rainbow. Featuring: The Sklar Brothers, Todd Glass, and Sean DonnellySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

History is written by the victors. This hour, Alycia is the victor, so she decides what happened during her short reign.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a good thing Jay-Bee is in today, because the Sklars are fellow St. Louis memory-havers-of. They know all the places to go and not to go. They also enjoy Blazing Saddles like everybody else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The only thing bigger than Amazon is Steve Harvey, who we frequently try to find a fan of. The search continues. Perhaps if he remade Blazing Saddles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember Benji?  Gabriel probably doesn't.  In fact, many of our listeners probably don't.  The 70s was a long time ago.  The good news is Benji's coming back thanks in part to Gabriel, a star of the movie coming out tomorrow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gold stars are usually considered a good thing. If you have a family member in active combat, it's the opposite of good. Tony is doing his part to mitigate the badness via the Gold Star Ride. Baltimore also has its share of badness, so it's always a good idea to do your part to not contribute to that atmosphere.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a whole world the average person isn't aware of. That world is terrible reggae. There's a second one that Jake wrote a book about. You've probably heard of Swiss bank accounts. That's the one he's talking about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Katy Perry has a new manager - formerly the manager of Miley Cyrus - and she's begun acting strangely. I'm sure the two are unrelated though. And speaking of acting strangely, everyone is especially talkative today for some reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America is still very concerned with what race everyone is, but there's only one person for whom it really matters: Tommy Wiseau. Where is he from? Maybe Poland, maybe a country that no longer exists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Science meets magic as Supernatural follows Stephen Hawking, who recently died. Jim is also familiar with dying, at least on TV. Sadly Hawking, unlike Jim, doesn't have the benefit of an alternate reality to live in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sansevere might want to get a new nickname, because Sani Abacha was a Nigerian dictator with a pretty similar name and a lot of corruption. He may also want to become a Vikings quarterback. The salary is rather high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joy Behar and Todd Glass are both comedians. Only one of them will ever be on this show. It's the one with the new Netflix special.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom has a new catchphrase. It means something in Wolof, but we don't care about that part. It's more the fact that it rhymes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you need a house? Do you have several million dollars? Then buy that house and claim us as agents so we can get a finder's fee. For those of you who aren't homeless millionaires, we've still got March Madness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now we smoothly segue from murder to theft, courtesy of Ruth. It won't impact you as much as being killed, but embezzlement and other office theft is something you want to - and can - avoid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Mario Day (Mar 10) to everyone from The Best Of!Don't hesitate to get your one up from these great clips featuring:Frankie Quiñones, Orny Adams, and Andy Haynes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20 years ago the juice was loose. Now dogs are loose. It's not important who let them out; what matters is who will reign them in. That person is Bryan. It's much easier to stop a pit bull than a Bronco.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Frankie is not a genetically modified organism, but it's possible he's eaten "chicken" that was. Could that be the explanation for his sudden success? Maybe we should be encouraging food that's been made to look more like a dinosaur.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Orny will be at the Mall of America this weekend, but he's not very happy about it. It's not the comedy club that's the problem, it's the fact that the mall changes shape every night. Also you have to dodge people falling from the sky as they try to evade mall security.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.