The Tom Barnard Show

There are three types of impression: the type where you pretend to be someone else, the type where you give your opinion, and some art thing. Frank is a master of the first and an acolyte of the second, which in modern parlance mostly means staying off Twitter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aretha and Tom have exactly one thing in common: they're both hall of famers. They also can't be James Bond for one reason or another.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These clips have spent the last week deleting old tweets to make sure they don't get fired. Featuring: Geoff Tate, Munchies Chat, Tim NuttSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hungry? We've got some exceptions, but for the most part we'll be okay with whatever. Even things that sound/are gross. And I guess we're still talking about Prince.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the 90s? Godzilla, fun rap, prince? It was all good all the time. Never bad. There was also no Twitter. The two are definitely at least partially related.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're going back to school, at least in spirit. We won't be seeing the millions of dollars in spending that mysteriously vanishes around the country, so it's actually a lot like literally going back to school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

37 years ago, Adam Walsh was kidnapped and murdered. Ten years ago, they finally decided that someone named Ottis Toole did it. Willis is one of many people who don't think he did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave and Doug have many fond, fragmented memories of mind-altering substances from their youth. They're also not helicopter cameramen. There isn't a lot of overlap there. At least not for very long.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a connection between comedy writing and marriage: they both hinge on knowing what to say. Perhaps that's why Paul is so successful at both. Successful enough to write a book about the latter, anyway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tony's in the southwest right now and it's kind of warm. Usually a motorcycle is a good thing in the heat, generating its own breeze and all. Not so at 120 degrees. It's times like that you need a gigantic car that gets 5 miles to the gallon. Because it's cool. Literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a common belief that that people like themselves too much these days, but do they really? It's a fact that misery loves company, and overcompensation is a thing. Of course, there's a difference between being told everything you do is perfect and that you have potential. The latter is difficult to really say in 140 characters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stephen has three different congenital eye disorders, but you still can't grab his arm. What you can grab is some half off software courtesy of Able Artists, assuming you're on a fixed income due to disability. OJ was on a fixed income owing to being in prison, but that doesn't qualify.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sex and rock seem to form a feedback loop in most cases. For the rest of the cases there's always those theaters that nobody seems to have been in. We let Denny keep the mystery regarding which type his trio is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's more race stuff coming out of the west coast. It's getting hard coming up with new ways of saying California hasn't changed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you call someone who serves in the military for 31 years, ultimately dying for the cause? A pretty good patriot, right? What about someone who shames everyone else while dodging taxes? Not as good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Aurora shooter is even crazier than we thought, which shouldn't really surprise anyone. And speaking of crazy, there's a cat killer somewhere in Washington and a people killer in the NFL hall of fame. Cats and humans should stay indoors until further notice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not much has changed recently.  Chicago is still heavily murdery and the internet still hates white people.  Winnie the Pooh is still popular after a 20 year break.  But soon a long-extinct supershark will start eating people again, so that's something to look forward to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The dog days of summer are upon us, and so are the dog clips of The Best Of!Featuring: Ian Punnett, Robert Kelly, Bert KreischerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can't get your drugs in the mall like you used to back in the day because they're all failing. You have to go to the dark web for that now. It would be a better idea to avoid that place altogether, but you know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These days it's not uncommon for a baby to survive after being born 15 weeks premature. We can partially thank incubators for that. They didn't always exist, of course, and Dr. Couney was one of the first advocates, but not for the reason you might think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.