The Tom Barnard Show

For some reason it's time to badmouth Kathryn. This might not have happened if she was here. Just saying. In her place we have Carl, who has some inappropriate humor. Some things never change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tis the season to gain a lot of weight. Try to avoid it, but don't feel too bad if it happens. Remember, it's about health, not about other peoples' expectations. Another thing to avoid is telemarketing scams. Robokiller can help with that. As can cutting yourself off from civilization entirely. Either or.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This hour we have Santa Claus on the phone. Apparently he takes breaks, and owns a cell phone. And writes books. Is there anything he doesn't do?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In stark contrast to the first segment, this time we've got wacky tales of David Carradine and a story about a dog. The tales weren't particularly wacky for Marina at the time, but time heals all wounds and then makes them funny.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's early in the work week, and you know what that means. Politics, death, bad movies, and celebrities being awful. Witness in awe as we try to keep things lighthearted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you think wrestling, you probably don't think ladies, and you certainly don't think gorgeous. That's about to change. Like actually change, not pillow fights in a wrestling ring change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Despite his advanced age, Clint Eastwood can still play characters older than him. Not that there are a lot of them. There are some things that are so old that they're new to half of the moviegoing population. World War I and Laurel and Hardy are some of those things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hang up some mistletoe because these clips are ready for some of that sweet Best Of action!  Clips Featuring: Judy Gold, Joyann Parker, Scott Harris, Greg WarrenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For whatever reason, Europe has a lot of children's stories that involve monsters that kill you if you don't do something weirdly specific. Their Christmas stories are no exception.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A lot of things are hard. Being the only straight man in a gay bar. Parenting. Making a parody of Christian imagery. Sometimes you just have to accept what you have and make the best of it. Even if Facebook gets mad about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's episode is a real emotional roller coaster. From comedy to bittersweet memories to espionage, if you have Afib you might want to skip this one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A lot of people will tell you that today's music sucks compared to the golden age of rock.  Whether or not that's true, most agree that music was generally pretty good back then.  It's especially good when it happens spontaneously.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The question of the day, and the past several thousand days, is why is healthcare so expensive? So far we've discovered that it's drug development cost, insurance fraud, insurance in general, and at least another 17 things. It may take a while to fix. Until then, we've got some Brad Blanks interview audio for you. You may have to listen a few times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know how California is constantly on fire? Scott had a good idea: make houses that don't burn down. Ed Begley Jr. seems to think it makes sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tis the season for blues music about depression. Kathryn's not happy about it. In a grim twist, Judy's new album title also references suicide, though we're pretty sure she doesn't mean it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It won't be long until a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but no amount of sugar can make Hollywood corruption delightful. That's why you abandon society and move to a rich area like Rogers, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are over 200 genres of rock. Some might say that's too many. Others might say it's a good opportunity to write a book. We forgo both in favor of hating politicians.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes you just need something to be mad at, but you've already gotten mad at everything that currently exists. That's not a problem. Thanks to the internet, you can go as far back into the past as you need to find something you haven't complained about yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tis the season for a fully trimmed best of, decked out in shiny clips! Featuring: Finesse Mitchell, Sean Patton, Jimmy PardoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Overreaction is the comedian's worst enemy. It's also the human's first instinct. That makes it a bit difficult to make money through comedy. Apparently there are still enough people to sell out a show or two though. Just don't bring any letter-shaped foods.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.