The Tom Barnard Show

We're world travelers here at the Tom Barnard Show, which mostly means we've eaten everything. It also means we've spent a lot of time in airports.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone knows Jimmy's a funny guy.  Fewer people know that he's magic.  Magician kind of magic.  We can't definitively say whether or not he can cast spells.  It never came up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now that we're all in our 30s, we're obligated to mostly talk about hating being an adult. The TSA, the DMV, kids, pets, it's all so tiring. Too tiring to invest any energy into forming an opinion about anything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you have a phone, smart money says you get a spam call nearly every day. You can use that smart money to buy RoboKiller. It's cheaper than getting a new phone number, plus you're doing a public service by wasting their time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Once upon a time you could produce music that wasn't identical to everything else and still make money. Those days are over. They might come back if we're careful. Until then, you can hope for a $22,000 tip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Burberry made the mistake of putting knotted rope in one of its costumes or whatever you call them.  Naturally, the internet did what it always does and for some reason that's news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've been vindicated. We've long suspected that sports are fixed, and now it's in a book. Podcasts only have so much credibility. They don't even exist in the physical world. Books though, those you can hold. I honestly don't know where I'm going with this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. All are actually quite bad for you unless you're careful. Some of us know by experience, others by proxy. The rest are forced into the conversation against their will.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Americans are too busy to sleep. If that sounds like a bad thing, that's because it is. And the worst part is you can't even drink a warm glass of almond milk any more. Almond juice just doesn't sound as good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You'd think we'd mostly be talking about new movies. We do a little, but mostly it's Bohemian Rhapsody, a movie that came out what, 7 years ago? Apparently this Freddie Mercury guy had a lot of fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hopefully we brought enough clips for the entire class on this somewhat Valentine's Day influenced episode of The Tom Barnard Podcast. Clips Featuring: Ben Gleib, Tim Lammers, Bryan RicciSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone's too serious these days. You know things are bad when the guy who played Carlton is getting upset over people doing his trademark dance decades later. It's not literally trademark though. Sorry Alfonso.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With so much focus on diversity these days, we continue to lead the rest of the world completely by accident. We even represent Italians even though there aren't any here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hot on the heels of a conversation about being too emotional, we have another conversation about being too emotional. This may be an indicator that society is being too emotional. Maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Key West was the key best, unless you count getting there. Apparently no matter how you travel you're going to get soaked. Literally. You'll also get soaked in a more figurative sense if you use social media to do anything but post pictures and then immediately log out before anyone can get mad about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a such thing as too much of a good thing. Too many simultaneous wives is always a bad sign. Too many short term relationships says something has to change. Too many drug-fueled escapades...well, the jury's still out on that one. Not literally though.  Maybe "good thing" wasn't the right term to use.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Before your first love, you had your first "love". You know, when you're so young you think being married is a state of mind. Usually it's perfectly innocent, but it's important to know where that line is. Happy valentine's day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can a robot fall in love? Not until they figure out how to use stairs reliably, at least. Love is much harder, which is why we have relationship experts. And robot experts, come to think of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hair bands and fire tend to go hand in hand, which is strange because hairspray is pretty flammable. And speaking of burning bright, a tiger was found in the forests of the night. And by the night I mean Houston, where a tiger should not be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People just can't get enough of Ted Bundy, for some reason. That may change after hearing the story of Kathy, one of two women who survived his attacks. Turns out he was more evil than interesting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.