The Tom Barnard Show

Everything is horrible. Except for Jeff Allen. And Ricky Nelson. Jeff has an advantage on Ricky due to still being alive, and he leverages that advantage by doing comedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cory, unlike Tom, is not a centrist.  What he is is not a radical, which is like 90% of the way there right now.  We don't know Randall's political views because he's too busy pillaging pieces of eight from dead pirates.  He didn't kill them though.  Time did. RadicalizedBook Link- amzn.to/2ImqNVS The Curse of Oak Island: The Story of the World’s Longest Treasure Hunt Book Link- amzn.to/2V2A6QPSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While Paris burns, we dance. Because we aren't firefighters and probably wouldn't be helpful. We also collectively don't watch Game of Thrones. It's great entertainment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know that Trump doesn't take anything seriously? I bet you did. And if you didn't, we've got some proof for you, in book form. We've also got a book about the opposite of not taking anything seriously. It was called the 60s.  There's a healthy medium between the two. Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains TrumpBook Link- bit.ly/CommanderInCheat Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young: The Wild, Definitive Saga of Rock's Greatest Supergroup Book Link- amzn.to/2Z7UVJKSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AI is going to kill us all. Again. Until then we have some confirmed threats, like Notre Dame being on fire. Bad things are a lot less fun to discuss when they're actually happening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you haven't taken down your Christmas lights, just leave them up, the snow apparently won't stop, and neither will The Best Of! Clips Featuring: Ruben Paul, Ramy Romany, Jimmy Pardo, Eddie McDanielSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Josh, or "J" as he's famously known in the industry, is taking applications for a shabbos goy.  Compensation starts at two sheqalim per melachot.  Joel isn't looking because he's a heretic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know that Tom's not a racist?  Content of their character and whatnot.  Ruben promises his stand-up is a lot less serious than this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First there were mummies. Then there was The Mummy. Now there's Ramy, which kind of sounds like mummy. You can see all three, but Ramy's is the easiest. Just tune in to Discovery at 9 CST tonight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pay attention to the news and you'll see a lot of very wealthy people telling you that it's impossible to be wealthy unless you vote for them. That's nothing new, though disparaging a system as unfair while publicly making millions off it is a little brazen even for politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Play ball! Virtual ball. You can do a lot of things in the digital world that would be impossible or illegal here. On the other hand, you can't invent a new pitch or set a new record unless you try it in real life. No emery boards in MLB: The Show. K: A History of Baseball in Ten PitchesBook Link- amzn.to/2GdjyMHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever wondered why millionaires risk prison time for a small profit? So has everyone else for the past 5000 years or so. We might be closer to the answer, but we're definitely no closer to a cure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rick is Bob Sansevere's friend. Bob Sansevere is very tan. According to Dr. Farhat, tanning too much is bad. Therefore, Bob is bad. It's simple logic.  That's why the rest of us stay indoors 23 hours a day. The Sport Business Handbook: Insights from 100+ Leaders Who Shaped 50 Years of the IndustryBooks/Website- horrowsports.ventures/booksSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the list of most famous names worldwide, Mike has rocketed to the top owing to his underdog performance as Demolition Guy.  Not to be confused with Demolition Man.  Very different.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Final Four has arrived and so have the final 3 clips for this week! Featuring: Monroe Martin, Kristyn Burtt, Paul Morrissey  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Falling into the grand canyon. Claiming to be someone who's a decade younger than you. More race crap. These are just some of the ways humanity has disappointed us lately.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are three kinds of unwanted touching: benign, malicious, and lethal. An example of that last one would be getting hit by a drunk driver. It technically counts. The odd thing is that it also gets you in a lot less trouble than touching someone on the back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Growing up with an extremely famous father has its sides, both up and down. You've probably heard a few hundred stories of child celebrities growing into messed up adults.  Well Richard Jr.'s is a story of growing into that, then out of it. IN A PRYOR LIFEBook Link- bit.ly/PryorLifeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Imagine a teenage girl who has never read a newspaper or watched TV.  Wait, that's like all of them now.  Well, in the 1960s that was unusual unless you were raised in religious isolation your entire life.  Kind of like Patricia was. Book Link- bit.ly/LittleSisterAMemoirSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wanna go explore potentially deadly areas? What if you didn't actually have to go anywhere? Unless you don't have access to the Travel Channel, you're set. For Josh it's as much exploration as it is a creative effort. Perhaps he read Austin's book. He definitely does Keep Going. Keep Going: 10 Ways to Stay Creative in Good Times and BadBook Link- amzn.to/2FIwI3LSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.