The Tom Barnard Show

No, there isn't a grocery store in studio.  There is, however, a bunch of people who keep it running.  We even got the CEO, Kris.  She's enjoying having an hour of free time before the entire population of America simultaneously needs an "emergency" fully prepped meal for 20.  It's a labor of love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Life is a four letter word.  Football is two four letter words.  Does that make it twice as good or twice as bad?  Dr. Levy can weigh in on the pros and cons of being born as a human and Costaki has football covered.  Perhaps a debate is in order. LIFE IS A 4 LETTER WORD: Laughing and Learning Through 40 Life LessonsBook- amzn.to/2E2SGOGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's pretty much a mathematical fact that the further from the average you are, the harder the little things become.  Buying clothes would be a notable example.  Living on a farm is also difficult and certainly not average.  That's self inflicted though, so it doesn't count.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You've heard the carol of the bells, now see Carol of the Bells, featuring Carol.  Of the bells.  It's a movie.  The Great Christmas Light Fight is not a movie, but it's still something you can see, and it's exactly what it sounds like.  Some people get really into Christmas lights.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Millions of Americans live in poverty.  Millions more are dealing with terminal illness.  And if that wasn't enough, a couple thousand of people, all who coincidentally live on the west coast, are struggling with their children not being as woke as them.  It's no wonder that 90% of the "news" focuses on that last group.  Because what's death and famine compared to someone misgendering an infant who has zero concept of gender?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The midwest has a lot of stereotypes, much like any area.  The drinking stereotype in particular is one we can't deny.  Or can we?  It turns out it's not so much the midwest as a very specific area within the region.  If you live there, you probably already know who we're talking about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did you know there was a Playmobil movie?  Neither did we.  Neither did the rest of the country.  Our western European audience will probably be surprised.  Maybe not that surprised, given how Frozen II is dominating the box office so thoroughly it borders on a war crime.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Might as well call start calling these clips America's team because they do a better job at it. Featuring: Sean Patton, Jackie Fabulous, Sheila Weller, Theo VonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every so often, we happen to get two comedians who know each other in the same room at the same time.  It tends to go pretty well.  Today is no exception.  All we need now is some good pizza and we've taken care of everything a human needs to thrive.  Well, "thrive" might not be the word for what pizza does to you, but it tastes good so who cares?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's in a name?  If you're a performer, a lot.  Hence Jackie changing her last name to Fabulous.  We know something about name changes.  We were going to change it again, but our copyright lawyers advised us against becoming The Fabulous Family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Almost everyone had a first car, at least in America where 50 miles away is "close".  And almost everyone north of the equator who ever had a car has skidded on ice.  It's a lesson you have to learn by doing, but there are some things you can keep in mind to make your first (or thirtieth) skid slightly less damaging.  Doug knows all of them.  He majored in it.  Maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The new Diesel Brothers season starts this Monday at 7 PM central on Discovery.  This may present a problem for you, because that means between then and the end of this show at 1 you'll have nothing to watch.  Never fear, because you can always go as far back as you want to the days when this show had the first of its three names.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's not often you have a captain and a doctor giving you advice in one hour, but even that amount of prestige won't stop us from getting back onto the topic of throwing up.  We hear it's relatable.  And what's more relatable than political infighting during holiday gatherings?  Maybe experiencing turbulence on the flight to the gathering. How to Overcome Fear of Flying  Book: amzn.to/2qjwg8rSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We don't believe in trigger warnings, so this isn't one.  It's...something else.  If you don't like hearing about vomit, diarrhea, dog crap, and other such related topics, you may want to take a Dramamine before listening.  If you do like hearing about those things, see a psychologist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carrie Fisher.  It's a name synonymous with both the good and bad of Hollywood.  Well, above all else it's a name synonymous with Princess Leia.  There was a lot more that went into her life than Star Wars, however, and it's all in A Life on the Edge. Carrie Fisher: A Life on the EdgeBook-amzn.to/2DCS2abSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Network television continues its slow, involuntarily ride into the sunset.  We don't care, because we've got Criss Cross.  Also applesauce.  The nice thing about books is that you don't need to be subscribed to 7 different streaming services to get them.  Yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Company parties.  You either love them or hate them.  You also either leave them with your reputation intact or you don't.  We've got some tips to avoid the latter that seem pretty obvious.  Judging by the fact that a third of people have at least one company party they regret, people sometimes have a different definition of "obvious".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Irishman is making waves, both among people who love it and people who hate movies that are long as hell.  They're not necessarily two distinct groups.  It's what intermissions are for.  Billy Dee Williams is also making waves by becoming genderfluid at 82, which is convenient for him because at that age nobody expects him to prove it.  Aren't most people in their 80s functionally asexual?  Actually, don't answer that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have some laughs while doing a little Black Friday shopping or lounging in a comatose state, recovering from all the Thanksgiving Day festivities. You deserve a good laugh! We are so thankful for all you listeners. Hope you enjoyed the holiday and we will be back Monday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave sits down with Myq Kaplan and come to find out that comedy and paranormal mix! Then Dave goes down the conspiratorial road with Tom which blends perfectly with Patrick Deneen on why Liberalism Failed  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.