The Tom Barnard Show

As the years go by, most things will be forgotten.  Shows that lasted for years will fall by the wayside not because they were bad, but because they were unexceptional.  Then there are shows like Star Trek.  Between how significant it was at the time and the multi-generational legacy it created, the voyages of the Enterprise in deep space will be certainly be remembered.  Much like Costaki's weekly COVID-19 sets. Beaming Up and Getting Off: Life Before and Beyond Star Trek  - amzn.to/2SYn58KSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some people do better talking to dogs than they do to humans.  Others do better writing books about dogs.  Bill's eureka moment was Spike the Wonder Dog, expanding his repertoire of titles to novelist.  And dog interpreter. The Adventures of Spike the Wonder Dog - amzn.to/2zrdkZFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We know everyone is going stir crazy being on lockdown and all. Laughter is the best medicine that will get you through this pandemic. Listen, have a laugh and share that LMAO with your friends. I'm sure they could use a good dose of comedy too. Sharing is Caring See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by MN House of Representatives member Pat Garofolo. We dive deep into a discussion of the MN budget in light of the Corona Virus and his views on the Governor's stay at home order. Along the way Pat talks about getting fired as a young man as a result of calling into the KQ morning show in the 90's and blowing off Frank Sinatra. Never a dull moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It is the 60s and there is time for rooftop concerts.  At least until the cops shut them down.  Even still, it ended up being a legendary end to a legendary band, and Ken was there for it.  Word is that being in the music industry in the 60s and 70s involved a lot of pretty legendary stuff.  This is the story of one of them. The Roof: The Beatles' Final Concert - amzn.to/3cdKdHLSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Humans seem hard-wired for morbid fascination.  Death attracts attention, both positive and negative.  Look at what's going on right now.  The entire world is focusing on little else but a disease that only noticeably affects a tiny fraction of people.  There is, however, one group who's almost guaranteed to get it if they're not careful: medical professionals.  It comes with the territory.  The good news is so does Nurses House, a charity aimed toward nurses who get sick. Website: HelpNurses.OrgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've reached a technological milestone in the realm of the paranormal.  In the past, the only thing that you saw was what the editor didn't leave on the cutting room floor.  People often feel like this can be misleading.  Well prepare to be non-misled by Jay, who's going to stream a week straight from the Conjuring House.  If something happens, you'll see it. Website: https://thedarkzone.tv/Tickets- https://live.thedarkzone.tv/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

30 years ago, it was nearly unheard of for a TV show to last more than 22 minutes. Today, they're basically all 44.  But what if you're in the car, on a bus, or if you just don't have an hour blocked out for TV?  That's when you go the opposite direction.  Quibi is made for quick bouts of entertainment, and Brian and Adam are made for Quibi.  To be more specific, they directed the episode Gray Cloud Island on 50 States of Fright.  And it takes place in Minnesota, which makes it better.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who says we hate all politicians?  I mean, aside from Tom.  But he doesn't mean it.  Case in point: today's guest, Steve Simon, Minnesota Secretary of State.  Also Kristyn Burtt, well-known Jesse Ventura cabinet member.  Or whatever.  Close enough.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Costaki's back and, like the rest of us, is desperate for something to talk about.  Unlike the rest of us, that's actually a good thing.  Desperation often breeds comedy.  And speaking of breeding...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The number one fear of every parent is that they're going to ruin their child somehow.  Don't quote us on that, but it's probably pretty close to the truth.  Well good news, Lindsay says you won't.  In fact, you can't.  Some exceptions may apply.  Having sex with your adult grandson, for example, is liable to cause some damage. You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Parenting - amzn.to/2SBIQe6See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 250th episode Charlie Brown! We couldn't have got to this point without you, the listeners, so in part 1 I decided to focus on one listener in particular who was also kind of featured last week. Featuring: Mike From BlaineSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In these bleak times, you need to find a way to smile. Laugh with us and shake all the bad juju off of ya. Seaton Smith knows how to make you laugh and Steve Perry will give you all the warm and fuzzies you need to get you through this pandemic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by Mick Sterling who has been a band leader in the Twin Cities for 40 years. In addition, for the past 11 years he has headed the 30 days Foundation which helps people in need by covering utility bills, car repairs etc in an effort to help working people stay out of what can be a downward spiral. To learn more about the foundation, https://www.the30-daysfoundation.org/about-us With everyone tired of talking about Covid 19, Tom, Doug and Mick talk music both local and national. Minneapolis is an amazingly small town and even though we've never formally met, it turns out we were at many of the same parties and concerts. Most don't know that James Brown played at the Cabooze on the west bank in the late 70's. Doug and Mick were at the show.Tune in next week when we interview Tesla driving Republican Minnesota House of Representative, Pat Garofolo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choi

It's a brave new world where you can watch Brave New World wherever you want.  Whether you're on a plane, on a train, or in an automobile, you can watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.  And if Elon's dreams come true, you'll be able to watch The Martian on Mars soon.  How can theaters compete with that?  Seriously.  If you know the answer, you'll be a billionaire, because nobody else does.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's generally considered impolite to ask someone's number.  That goes for phone, weight, or age.  Humans like to keep their numbers secret, apparently.  That doesn't mean you can't have a goal number.  The easiest one would be weight.  You can have a goal age if you want, but it's kind of a one way deal, so aim high.  Either way, eating better is going to help you. Mind over Weight: Curb Cravings, Find Motivation, and Hit Your Number in 7 Simple Steps - amzn.to/3aRArcSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The phrase "most terrifying incident in a submarine" is somewhat redundant, because every second in a submarine is terrifying.  Even when nothing is happening.  Getting depth charged by the Russians certainly doesn't help.  W. Craig Reed, AKA Bill, experienced both of these things and lived.  I guess it takes a certain type. Spies of the Deep: The Untold Truth About the Most Terrifying Incident in Submarine Naval History and How Putin Used The Tragedy To Ignite a New Cold War - amzn.to/2KL8I2USee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you heard the one about the sweaty Jew and the Italian astronaut?  Well you're about to.  Alan has been writing jokes for over 40 years, and Mike was in NASA for almost 20.  Both stand-up comedy and going to space have a way of taking their toll, which might be why neither does either any more.  They both, however, write books.  Much less taxing. Laugh Lines: My Life Helping Funny People Be Funnier - amzn.to/2W9Wh6b Spaceman: The True Story of a Young Boy's Journey to Becoming an Astronaut - amzn.to/3bMNKfUSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America's gone tribal, and not just in the obvious way.  We're all getting tattoos, doing fearsome war dances, and staying away from outsiders.  Is this what they meant by "the new normal"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No, he's not a character from a series of spy novels.  No, he's not Fred Flintstone's neighbor.  He's The Deal Guy, and given that it's nearly impossible to buy even basic necessities in some places his wisdom is needed more than ever.  Especially for avoiding scammy fake deal sites, which is almost all of them.  It's been said since the invention of trade: if it's too good to be true, it probably isn't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.