The Tom Barnard Show

Today we meet Dave Schrader.  You have seen him on the Travel Channel looking for Paranormal activity. He has 11 children. He has interacted with people who have passed away . Strap yourself in and enjoy episode 17 of Moon Pjugg and Hobbs! Share. Like. Drink. Repeat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Minnesota State Representative Ryan Winkler makes his 3rd appearance and gets us caught up on the recently ended state legislative session, changes in marijuana laws and why the best presidential run in America was FDR through Kennedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Suicide Squad sounds like a pretty bad squad to be in, but it's actually not.  Provided you have galaxy-class combat skills, of course.  Mongal, daughter of Mongul, is from a planet called "Warworld", so she's pretty much a shoo-in.  She's also pretty strong in real life, especially when she takes out her twin gauntlet blades.  They make it pretty hard to get on an airplane though. See Mayling do her thing (while caked in orange makeup) August 6th in theaters and on HBO Max.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America has always, for some reason, had the best swimmers in the world.  We also have the best crab in the world.  Coincidence?  Probably.  Although if you want crab enough you might be willing to go get them at the source, miles off the coast in rough waters.  So we're going to attribute the good swimming to a strong desire for fresh crab.  The US is also one of the top countries for gout, which according to Nik is definitely not a coincidence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What made them this way?  What keeps us fascinated?  This is the story of one of countless serial killers throughout history.  No matter how many times it happens, the very mention of the term "serial killer" seems to enthrall the public.  This is less true of molesters, the public opinion of whom is generally to just lock them up forever and forget they ever existed.  If you couldn't tell, this is a very happy, positive episode. TERROR TOWN, USA: The Untold Story of Joliet's Notorious Serial Killer - amzn.to/2VhkhHOSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Participation is at an all time low.  Participation in what?  Everything.  School, mainstream media viewership, box office draws, even the Olympics.  It seems like a wave of ennui has gripped America.  There is only one thing immune to it: Paw Patrol.  You've heard of it, because everyone has heard of it.  And once the movie comes out you'll be hearing about it even more.  Why not, right?  It's better than anything else on TV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get out your blender, because we're making a gunpowder milkshake.  Actually, don't do that.  We can't guarantee it won't explode.  We can't guarantee your TV won't explode either, but the odds are low enough to make the risk worth it.  Well, maybe.  Most TV actually sucks pretty bad.  We do have a couple ideas for something to watch though.  The Olympics is not one of them.  Except gymnastics and swimming.  You can watch those.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Quick Snaps is back!  Wait, we've just been informed that it never left.  It's been going this whole time.  Who knew?  Regardless, football is more or less back, which lends an air of legitimacy to Quick Snaps.  And that's what comedians care most about.  Legitimacy.  Also wacky names.  It's a subject that transcends culture.  Actually, that's often the problem.  It's difficult to ensure your child's name isn't a double entendre in every language.  Still, do your best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time to ignite your career.  No, not by going to college.  There are better ways.  The best one is probably to get a job you're actually good at.  Sounds pretty obvious, right?  Well, as it turns out it's actually kind of hard to determine your strengths without outside help.  So figure that out, then get a job.  Or get lucky and happen upon a job you're good at.  That's also a good route.  In fact, we recommend being lucky in general.  It's a great way to live. Ignite Your Career!: Strategies and Tactics to Unleash Your Potential - amzn.to/370epoGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week meet Papa Smurf from Survivor Fiji!Its Gary Stritesky. He will tell you what its like to eat a pig nose and how to get on the show. Bonus guest this week is Partybot 4K and Trevor Thompson from the band that thousands of people won't pay to see. BEAT GENERATION. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Peter Borne joins us in studio to talk about building the only mobile floating recording studio in the world, the halcyon days of working at KQ, recording commercials with Mick Sterling (who also happens to be in studio).  It's a rollicking conversation that covers boating, music, the importance of faith, and KQRS. He also happens to mention recreating famous cars from the 60's such as the bat mobile. The show flies by and we are already making plans for a live broadcast with an audience on the boat. Bring gas money and a towel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People are too sensitive these days.  That's why you have to insult them.  Jokingly, of course.  If you do it enough, they'll become desensitized and transform into paragons of emotional stability.  That's the theory, anyway.  If you'd like to test that theory, why not head over to harshables.com where you can purchase some joke insults of your own.  It's easier than writing them.  And believe me, most people cannot ride that line between funny and offensive as gracefully as they think they can.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone and everything is toxic.  You can't even take a simple pill without getting cancer, and don't even think about trying to use social media.  You know what isn't toxic?  Space.  There's literally nothing there.  Well, except for unmitigated solar radiation which will sear your skin.  Just wear layers and you'll be fine.  It's worth it, because in space, no one can hear you scream at other losers on social media.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When you think Nexium, what do you think?  If it's the antacid, you're one of the lucky ones, because the alternative is a sex trafficking cult.  You don't want to be familiar with those.  Well, unless you're a double agent, of course.  Jessica started off thinking NXIVM, under the guise of a business success program, would help her succeed.  Once she found out the truth, she got to work.  Today, the guy who founded NXIVM is in prison for 120 years.  Mission accomplished, one could argue. The Untouchable Jessica Joan : A Real Life Journey Of Love, Forgiveness And Evolution From The Jane Doe Who Helped Bring The NXIVM Cult To Justice - https://amzn.to/3eHBtwTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's often very difficult to understand foreign accents.  Even if you both grew up speaking the same language, the accent alone can make it impossible to communicate.  Even harder is when you're under a conservatorship and have to sign an NDA before you say anything.  That one is significantly rarer, thankfully.  The trick is to not become rich and famous.  It's easier than it sounds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a massive conspiracy afoot.  It's a conspiracy to make sure everyone is wearing really short shorts.  You've heard of modesty laws.  Right now it only applies to European beach handball, but soon they'll be coming for you if your shorts end too close to your knee.  Probably.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emotional pain can be worse than physical pain.  For example, being stung by a wasp sucks, but you get over it.  It may take a few days and you may make a podcast out of it, but it heals.  When your team loses, though, sometimes you're scarred for life.  Just ask Costaki.  Or any Minnesotan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On The Family, we're always doing the bare minimum.  Wait, let me rephrase that.  Minimalism is good, you see.  Buying less stuff, getting rid of stuff you don't need, being happy with less.  That kind of thing.  As a podcast, our content takes up no space and doesn't actually physically exist, so we're already doing our part.   Love People, Use Things: Because the Opposite Never Works - amzn.to/3xOv7TPSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today meet Keith, my old producer, who now takes care of 115 dogs a day. He is the owner of Bubbly Paws. https://www.bubblypaws.com/You will also hear some of Moons secrets that he has never told anyone. And he shouldn't tell you either. But he will. Enjoy. Share. Like. Tell your friends. And hide your underwear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are joined in studio with Walser's Recruiting Director Ryan Moffitt and General Managers Bret Juedes and Andy Swanson. The whole show really is about selling in the Walser system, what's great about it and why you should join the team.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.