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It's a sad Friday afternoon dear listeners. Not only are people on r/imgoingtohellforthis ruining the plot for the new Star Wars (seriously - don't get close to that sub if you aren't prepared to be blindsided with a spoiler), but Net Neutrality is we know it is dead thanks to Ajit Pai's smug, meme-factory of a face. This week we discuss our friend and intern u/hoefauxsho's sub-suggestion r/jfkfiles, but with the end of the Internet literally looming over us, we mention JFK maybe once. This episode brought to you by cyberbullies around the world who are doing their best Ajit Pai right now. Not all heroes wear capes. Also Trueswords.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AI operated subreddits are a special breed on Reddit. Without human intervention, we lurkers can see clearly that people are the dumbest, and we all continue to make the same strange mistakes over and over again. This is particularly apparent on r/fiveyearsagoonreddit and r/tenyearsagoonreddit, where you can simply see what kind of posts were happening at that exact time five and ten years ago respectively. Instead of what you might think would happen, where you just relive your favorite memes from ten-ish years ago, you see things like how the iPhone's inception warped human behavior, how we still haven't solved the Net Neutrality thing yet, and that GdubyaBush was a pretty terrible president. This episode brought to you by truetimemachines.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Milk with extra pulp. Porn parodies of documentaries. An airhorn designed to look exactly like a Febreze can so that you know when visitors poop. Are these crazy ideas, or are they just awesome ideas? In this week's episode we discuss this vaguely philosophical idea as we read some of our favorite posts from r/crazyideas. Plus, we move into u/myfreeday's new garage, u/itsyerdad and u/dogboobes pod barbershop quartet style, and we briefly discuss whether or not our sweet boy and biggest fan Casey LeDoot is going to murder old people in Arizona. Hint - he's not. #preemtivelyfreehoefauxsho. This episode brought to you by the MeUndies's new line of codpieces and trueswords.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holy smokes Reddit piled on EA this week. First of all, a congratulations is certainly in order, since EA's official apology became the most downvoted post in Reddit history. Good work guys. Why? Because EA is greedy and their highly anticipated new game, Battlefront II, is basically predicated entirely on microtransactions. However, if you take the the wisdom of r/beermoney to heart, then you may indeed have a bit of extra cashishe around to eventually unlock Darth Vader. Plus, we discuss what we hope will be the plot for Westworld season 2, starring Arianna Huffington, u/dogboobes becomes an economist live on the pod, and our good friend Mic Problems visits the pod. This episode sponsored by tarantulas, online surveys, and more than usual, TrueSwords.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week marked another pivotal moment in Reddit's ongoing battle against hate subreddits when it it decided to ban everyone's favorite virgin-filled future serial killer sub, r/incels. However, the story if incels (involuntary celibates) feels more like a true perversion of innocence than your typically slanderous community of fedora donners. Before Chad crushed their souls into fine Cheeto-dust, they were just lonely shy boys struggling to find a lady's touch. Where did they go wrong? When did they give up the quest for Stacy and start fr*cking swans instead? Where will they go next? RIP r/incels. We doubt we'll see you on the other side, but we hope that your internet afterlife has lots of Hentai and fully stocked haberdasheries. Plus, u/dogboobes talks about the ghost of nurse Joyce. This episode brought to you by the wikipedia page for Fedoras, TrueSwords.com, and every Chad in the whole world. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do

If you've been following American politics, or literally anything else in the entire world, then you've certainly heard the name Robert Mueller by now. This week marked an interesting turn in the annoying but endlessly captivating web of conspiracies with the indictment of three guys very close the Trump campaign. For those less interested in getting your trousers fluffed with outrage, and more interested in playing your own game of collusion clue at home, r/russialago is your proverbial map. Here, you'll get all the latest odd, interesting, and sometimes tinfoilish rumors pertaining to the Russia/Trump investigation. So, as we're often likely to do on serious topics, u/myfreeday and u/itsyerdad get into a back and forth about modern ethics while u/dogboobes eats snickers bars, wishes she were eating mushrooms, and eventually takes a freshman biochem on a friday morning style nap mid-pod. This episiode brought to you by every brand of Vodka, Ambien, and TrueSwords.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/

Everyone knows a Mike or Michaela. You know, that guy at the office who drinks decaf coffee and repeatedly reminds you of the wingnut medical backing behind his opions that caffeine will give you crohn's. Or that girl who always gives you extra work even though you and her are on the same career level. Or, that dude who tells your boss that he got a contusion on his foot from the hot spa stones you left in the dryer by accident. r/talesofmike is a subreddit dedicated to telling stories of your personal Mike, so that Reddit can collectively 'ugh' in his/her direction. Plus, romcom pornos, u/dogboobes has a silver star in girl scouts or something, and the 69Boyz return. Fr*ck you mike. You're ruining the spa for all of us. This episode brought to you by TrueSwords.com and Salvia. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey listeners, you know a real snoozer of a book? I'm talking like a real bottle of lithium on a long drive through Nebraska kind of snoozer. You guessed it - the friggen Bible. Fortunately for us though, the good people at r/thebizzible have taken it upon themselves to translate all those boring pre-emoji words into the contemporary cadence we all need to make sense of what it's actually saying. Plus, when you add a little spice to the boring bits, it totally makes Jesus and God look like super cool guys, which is really the point of the Bible to begin with right? Also, u/itsyerdad talks about buying fake coins from homeless people, the gang talks about catholic school, and Revelations reads like Amon Amarth lyrics, with or without the Bizzible translation. This episode brought to you by our lord, and true swords dot com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For 2/3 of the Did You Reddit? crew, October is a special, nostalgic time reminiscent of steroid fueled home runs, hot dog entrées, and dreams of world series glory followed by childhood clinical depression. The MLB playoffs are here, so we invited our good friend Beau Abbott from Baseball Card Vandals to join us on the pod to discuss America's favorite pastime, r/baseball, both in the modern era and in the past. Plus, u/dogboobes teaches us some insults that she likes to yell at players, and hall-of-famer George Brett tells a hall-of-fame worthy story. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is stealing a universally reprehensible behavior, or is there a real art to knowing how get the copper out of someone's AC unit without them knowing? Is the National Shoplifting League going to eclipse the NFL as the next great American sport, or do teenagers just have too much time on their hands. Will u/itsyerdad be recruited to join the cast of Ocean's 11 because of his cunning Whole Foods "Soup" trick? These are the kinds of questions you might be able to answer on r/stealing, a sub for professional and amateur thieves to discuss the tricks of their ethically challenging trade. Speaking of Soup, what's the deal with Souplantation? Is shaved lettuce and shredded lettuce the same thing? And will designer dogs become the delicacies during the next world war? This episode brought to you by soup and trueswords.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we had the privilege to talk with u/zathalen100 and u/4thinversion, mods from Reddit's 'personals' sub, about some of the inside juice on r/r4r. Zath is an experimental podartist, so was recording through tin can connected to a piece of string, which made him extremely difficult to hear at times. However, 4th and Zath have the juice news on all latest from r4r, including Dr. Love, Middle-Eastern Fecal Visas, keyboard hypnosis, and a speculative James Deen sighting. Also, we briefly talk about anime. This episode brought to you by #trueswordsdotcom, bad cellphone service, and every Manga every made. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where do your sexual fetishes sit on the uncanny valley, listeners? Are you into a far right realistic sentient being kinda guy who basically just wants a girlfriend that won't mock your sad attempts to fold clothes? Are you more of a centrist who thinks that there's something sexy about a curvy machine with exposed wires? Or, are you on the far left, and basically just got the thickening because of the way that Roomba vacuumed in your direction? These are the pressing issues over at r/robosexuality, and the kind of thing that we all will have to debate in the not so distant future, so we decided to skip ahead and discuss it at depth now. Plus, u/myfreeday briefly discusses his stint as a roadie on Barbara Streisand's 2006 tour, u/dogboobes takes issue with the differences between silicon female and male sex dolls, and u/itsyerdad may or may not have had sex with a pile of dead bees by way of a public pool robovacuum when he was a teenager. This episode brought to you by RealDoll.com, and obviously TrueSwords

Does your friend want to know the most efficient way to bury a body? Is your friend worried that somehow buying a sex toy on a Visa gift card will be traced back to your grandma, I mean your friend's grandma? Does your friend want to know how to hire someone to give a coworker a revenge wedgie? Not for you obviously, but for your friend. This sub is for all of us amazing friends out there who are willing to stick our necks out for our friends who are too embarrassed to ask what this rash on my butt is. I mean on my friend's butt. It's my friend's butt, I definitely don't have a rush. But seriously though, like, do you think my friend needs get this checked out? I want to make sure he knows, you know. Also, the eclipse was stupid. This episode brought to you by the NASA specialty sunglasses department and TrueSwords.Com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow guys, last week was a weird one. Apparently neo-nazis are ready to try and collectively show us that white people are the master race, and should all take notice. However, if what they say is to be believed, the master race consists of some half-troll guys that look like thumbs, with permanently cheese-crusted fingers, and Ohio driver's licenses. This week, we take a look at r/beholdthemasterrace, a subreddit dedicated to pointing out the hilarious flaws in white supremacist logic. What happened in Charlottesville was terrible, but at least there's some comfort in knowing that balding, oval, 80-IQ, ex-custodians think that they are the master race. This episode is not brought to you by trueswords.com, because that'd be weird. Let's say, it's brought to you by ancestry.com instead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DYR SPECIAL PEAK MEME REPORT Last week, something beautiful happened on Reddit. In real-time, we got to watch the birth of a beautiful new baby subreddit. And just like the biological rumors of real mammal mating (though we can't confirm whether or not this is how real babies are made), this conception required the seed of an incredibly confused young man, and the accepting womb of a fresh, previously decorative coconut. From this beautiful fornication, a message was sent to the proverbial Internet stork that is r/TIFU. In return, a newborn legend was dropped in our lap in the form of r/cocofleshlight - a subreddit dedicated to stories of having sex with coconuts. Consider this podcast the baby shower to this sweet and precious babe. Also, our audio actually sounds good this week, we're trying a new format that we barely abided by, and trueswords.com still exists. Plus, Nazis are the equivalent of months-old milk that you just discovered in your fridge after a long vacation. See Privacy Policy at https://art1

Holy cow guys. Sorry we vanished from the face of the earth for a little while, but we're totally back now with what what we can only assume critics will call our lowest quality podcast yet! On this episode we discuss lifesaving tips bestowed upon us by m(g)ods at r/savedyourlife, but mostly we just kind of fumble with microphones and keep babies from eating dangerous things while we try to remember how to actually make a podcast. This episode sponsored by TrueSwords.com. Why won't you return our calls? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a few weeks (or months) of traveling and completely blowing off the pod, we're back to complain about our favorite topic; the dark corners of modern capitalism. In episode 46, we go deep on r/latestagecapitalism, why the boomers were the absolute worst, and how u/itsyerdad has a mean streak that only manifests in wealthy nursing homes. Also, it's (or was when we recorded this) u/myfreeday's birthday, and TrueSwords still owes us our underwriting check. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Guys, it's a fact that every the global elites have an international network of lizard people that control our thoughts through geometry, and odd numbers. Literally a fact. So this week, we are digging into the Reddit community responsible for enlightening unwoke sheeple by identifying the mark of the beast, the all-seeing triangle, in all the places where it's not immediately visible. Let's take a look at r/ilerminaty and learn the ways of the global elite. Stay Woke People. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week's episode of DYR, we welcome back u/dogboobes to the program, and discuss something she may or may not be very familiar with, r/abductions. Do you remember that time in college, when you had a few too many Mike's Hard Lemonade rips, and woke up in-line at the DMV? Did you just have a boozy blackout, or were you abducted by the little green men? Who's to say? Also, for all of our divorced men listeners, we discuss some important dating tips for when you're trying to date one of your daughters friends; introduce her to Halibut. This episode sponsored by Ruth Chris's Steakhouse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Last week, God wrote the world's most hilarious slapstick comedy about a bunch of rich kids from Instagram descending on an island once inhabited by Pablo Escobar to attend a festival created by Ja Rule and some guy who looks like he scams Instagram models named Billy. What resulted was Fyre Festival, the perfect physical encapsulation of the Internet's most damning and hilarious attributes, and a nonstop source of entertainment since. On this week's pod, we invited Jenna Conlin, Fyre festival's chillest attendee, to tell us firsthand about the experience from ground zero. She's a survivor my sweet listeners, and she's here to tell Did You Reddit about her harrowing tale of triumph in the face of adversity in the shape of American cheese sandwiches. Also, u/dogboobes is in Mexico saving the life of her body guard with the help of $9.99 scabbards from today's sponsor TrueSwords.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.