Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Rich and Jake embark on a new adventure, this time in the grandiose land of Eorzea. Join them as they re-learn how MMORPGs work, try to work as a team, fail miserably a few times, flail about because of it, debate the merits of a attempting a Final Fantasy style story in an MMO and generally just try to have fun. Will they succeed? Do they plan to continue? Just how awesome is the Schwarzenegger movie Predator really? Its not related to the show but come on, that is a great movie. ALL THAT AND MORE ON DDAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN CHOCO... "JAKE, HEALTH!!!!" Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy XIV Ultima Weapon Theme (Rock Remix) by Benjamin Antony James Outro: Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit

The Epic Bird Lords of Fantasy Nonsense Ranting and Ultimate Final... ness.. ride into their majestic 50th Episode. Celebration and nostalgia about as they take a lengthy look back on the last 49 episodes before turning to the last stretch of the massively under-rated Final Fantasy II. Deaths, MORE Deaths, A RETURN from the dead, hungry whales, Dragons finally living up to their name, discovery of how useful sheilds really are, the MOTHER-F-ING BLOOD SWORD, and MORE await on the latest and greatest celebration that is DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Castellum Infernum (Castle Pandemonium) by Brandon Strader (from the OC Remix FFII album "Rebellion) Outro: Welcome To Planet Motherf*cker/Psychoholic Slag by White Zombie

Jake and Rich ride with Firion and the rest of the FFII crew in what feels like huge steps against the empire but what in reality is a war against never end Hill Gigas. A wildly convoluted quest to get fire, a surprise chocobo forest, 4th party members witching out every time someone blinks, and a dangerously flirtatious snake await on the next tastfully aged with notes of fruit, and a dry mouth feel, full bodied episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor Outro: YOLO by the Lonely Island

NOTE: Twitch recording/talking over gamplay ends around 1'44" Rich and Jake ring in the holidays with a return of last years Christmas Special "Lets Play and Old Nintendo Game and Get Our Butts Kicked Repeatedly." Listen as the boys roll into "Punch Out" full of pride and confidence and hear as the confidence crumbles into a series of expletives. Curses abound as Little Mac gets his face pounded by a series of ever increasing weirdos. But is this truly the end of our heroes? Or do they find the strength within them and use the Eye of the Tiger to see their opponents weaknesses? And finally, can they resist talking about Star Wars long enough to even finish the episode? Find out on this exciting Holiday and STAR WARS tinged episode of DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Punch-Out!! - Fight Theme (Power Metal Arrangement) by GamerShredding Outro: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

After an extended love fest for Creed (the movie not the band), Spectre, and Jessica Jones our boys take a trip down old school lane and drive into the rarely talked about Final Fantasy II. Discussions of a surprisingly awesome leveling system, frogged out alternate portraits, an incredibly pushy and manipulative Queen (or princess or whatever she is), being used by said Queen, fed up bartenders, and numerous dungeon fails on Jake's part await on the latest trip down nostalgia lane we call Daaaaaaaamn Chocoboooooooooooo! Also, did you know that the disk version of FFII on Final Fantasy Origins for PSOne has some serious glitching issues when ran on PS3? We didn't either! Surprise!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy II ReMix - Rebellion by Brandon Strader-Chernabogue-DetectiveTuesday Outro: Fat by Lindenmann

The heavens sing and hearts are broken as Yuna's Spira Squad (accompanied by Rich and Jake) FINALLY reach the end of their epic journey from Final Fantasy X.Thanking the gods for no encounter, celestial weapons quests being cool yet also impossible, Square-Enix ruining mini-games for the franchise, and a surprising difficulty spike leading to being repeatedly curb stomped by a ferocious final boss await on the next monster of an episode in the epic the history books will only remember as DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy X Ending Theme - To Zanarkand- piano cover by Daniel T (youtube) Outro: Save Me a Spark by Sleeping With Sirens

Jake and Rich find themselves taking a serious ass beating while helping Yuna and crew on her quest to rid the world of sin. In addition to learning her (as in our) quest was basically a lie, we also get our asses kicked by Seymour, get smacked up by the Spectral Keeper, only then to earn the right to get curb stomped by Yunalesca. Jake's rage, the truth about killing Sin, Zanarkand's dreams, and a surprising amount of talk about Marvel Heroes 2015 await on the latest amazing adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: 'Time Slips Away' [At Zanarkand, Hurry!!] by DarkeSword Outro: The Heretic Anthem by Slipknot

After threatening to do it for months now Jake and Rich saddle up and shoot some not-zombies with legendary monster hunter Chris Redfield and newcomer to the series Sheva Alomar through the controversially awesome Resident Evil 5. Giant biceps of doom, Wesker being a smooth mother eff-er, tension filled moments that aren't actually threatening, Terminator movies being awesome, Jake failing to do what Rich says, Rich failing quick time events and more await on this horrifying journey into SURVIVAL HOORRRRORRRRRRR called DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Resident Evil 5 - Pray (Main theme) by Taioo Surprise Mid-break: Terminator Theme - Rock Version by DRY RISE Outro: The Last Sunrise (Dusk Mix) by Aiden

Tidus and the Chocobro's ride on to finally rescue Yuna from bad decisions, only to be saved... by bad decisions... only to make... more oddly poor decisions? Seymour being a douche, the followers of Yevon being even bigger douches, some potentially tricky jerk-face bosses, and a whole lot of relatively moving sad moments await on the next emo-tastic episode of DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: To Zanarkand [Foxsky Remix] by Foxsky Outro: Shall Never Surrender (Devil May Cry 4 theme) by Tetsuya Shibata and Jason "Shyboy" Arnold

Team Chocobro takes some time to nerd about about some nerd-tacular movie trailers and Big Poppa Pump (He's your hook-up AND a Genetic Freak) before finally almost accidentally getting to the point and talking about Final Fantasy X. The worst murder investigation in history, sniper accurate lightning strikes, tripping balls on sin toxin, and casually ignorant religion fueled prejudice await on the latest death defying and heart stoppingly intense episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOOOOCOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Hymn of the Fayth Remix by Sephfire Outro: Bigmouth Strikes Again by the Smiths

Captain Dick and DJ Jakie-Jake saddle up with Tidus and his posse ans they continue their bro-tastic road trip across Spira. Grade school bullies who won't let the past go, creepy uncles, not particularly skilled kidnappers, a terrible sports related minigame, and SIN TOXIN!!! await on this hot episode. So turn down the treble and crank up DAT BASS as we drop those fat beats and the heaviest drop on this top club hit from DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Final_Fantasy10_Endless_Skies_OC_ReMix by PrototypeRaptor Outro: Around The World / Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk (from Alive 2007)

After a slight dive into some Resident Evil and wrestling nostalgia the Chocobro's find themselves rolling with Tidus on the beginning of his highly regarded road trip through Spira. Swollen been stung faces, debate on active time vs turn based battles, odd wardrobe choices, love (and the opposite) of the sphere grid, a never ending argument about how these fools can breathe underwater AND MORE await on the HOTTEST OF HOT HITS 89.7... ahem... I mean DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Dreams_of_Death (FFX "Otherworld" remix from OC_ReMix) by Brandon Strader OUTRO: The Mephistopheles Of Los Angeles by Marilyn Manson

Rich and Jake take a short break from Final Fantasy to celebrate the Holidays by recording themselves playing Mario for the NES. Listen as the fall down pits repeatedly, get killed by everything in the most shameful way possible, and generally swear a lot. Join them and relive your Nintendo dreams on the last episode of DAAAAAAAMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode Outro: The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth by I Fight Dragons

Jake and Rich finally stomp that clown into the dirt. On the way they discuss poor judgement in party planning, preparation being key, and debate on how cheap FF final bosses are. This and Mog continuing to be a boss await on the latest masterful episode of DAAAAAAAMMMNNN CHOOOOOCOBOOOOO!!! Ok masterful is an exaggeration but we're definitely getting pretty good at this. I mean. You're presumably downloading this episode so we obviously did something right. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Monument of Non-Existence *Final Fantasy VI Dancing Mad Metal Remix) by Lashmush Outro: Anti-Hero by the Smashing Pumpkins (also know as the best band ever)

Jake and Rich take a moment to scrounge every corner of the world of ruin for some pimp gear before rolling up on Kefka and popping a cap. Mog style. Master scrolls of awesomeness, Poor magic usage, uncursing an obnoxious shield, and Mog growing a sweet sweet goatee await on the latest thugged out gangsta episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOO. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Shadows Theme (remix) by K. Praslowicz (OC Remix) Outro: Third Day of a Seven Day Binge by Marilyn Manson

Rich and Jake join Celes as she steps up and gathers the whole FFVI crew back together after feces totally hit the fan last episode. Discussion on Sabin's ability to probably beat this game solo, Mog being a hardcore super pimp, that dickbag MUGBEAR and some sweet sweet Airship flying await on the latest HIT SINGLE from DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Mogstradamus by Brandon Strader (OC Remix Balance and Ruin FFVI remix album) Outro: Contemptress by Motionless in White (Feat. Maria Brink from In This Moment)

Our Cherished Chocobo Chaplains ramble about music and concerts (both good and bad) before getting down and dirty with Mog and the boyz as they realize their error in underestimating a once surprisingly whiny Emperor. The urge to punch clowns, more comedic relief from Ultross, and several stories of drunkedness await on the latest swingin' sexy jam we call DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET DOWN ON IT!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy VI Decisive Battle Acapella by Smooth McGroove Outro: Can't Be Saved by Senses Fail

Jake and Rich battle momentary bad taste in music, poor judgment in game save management, and a whole lot of pricks lead by an epic quitter of an emperor. Korn, the Jurrassic Park theme, Groot, and a some Final Fantasy VI related stuff await on today's verse of the Fat Chocobo. Praise be to him (or is it her?). Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Full Speed Ahead- (Setzer's Theme remix) by Zircon Outro: The Hand that Feeds by Nine Inch Nails

The boys and RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST SUPER PIMP STEVE continue with FFVI's gang of misfits on their journey to kick a clown in the balls. Along the way we meet a pretty lady who is as good with a sword as she is with her mouth and an annoying wildman we would rather forget about, as well as do some Opera singing, train suplexing, get told off by a grouchy old guy, and talk way to much about Jurassic Park. All this and more on the latest spoilerific episode of Daaaaaamn Chocoboooooooooooooo! Long may he reign! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Jurassic Park - Theme Song (Metal / Rock) Cover by RockGuitar7X Interlude: Techno de Chocobo from FFVI OST Outro: Forever Fades Away by Tiger Army

FFVI and X-men DoFP Spoilers run rampant as Rich and Jake waste a good half hour before getting around to talking about the greatness that is Interceptor the dog, Terra and her amnesia, how awesome Blitz is, and a SURPRISE GUEST FROM OUR DISTANT PAST!!!! All this and more in the latest service of the Church of the Fat Chocobo. Let us pray. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: FFVI Terra's Theme Remix by Betbo Ceba Outro: Vermillion by Slipknot