American Pale Males

Uh oh... secrets of the wrestling ring revealed with this ep. Wrestler X Jeremy spills all the trade secrets before bragging about Radicatz, a NEIPA. Meanwhile, Michael had Jeremy's wedding party gift beer, Snowball Saison, and brags about it. Next, we have questions for Jeremy. Does he wear a hat? Does he like Attack on Titan? An encounter with a drunk scandalous Luigi (that should have been the episode title) is revealed. Finally we get into the FDR, where high hopes might be dashed upon the rocks of the shoreline. It is hard to get the spices just right.Beer in this episode: Lexington Brewing Kentucky Pumpkin Barrel AleCheers!

We are doing pretty, well... well this ep. Michael recovers from a nasty nasty "brew" that he had, while Jeremy mirthfully recalls the flight he had at the Peace Tree taproom. Next, we get into a long overdue Brews News segment, focusing on Founders and then transitioning to the FDR brewery, which made its own newsworthy waves earlier in the year. Clean the biofilm from your mucus membranes, because we have another pumpkin beer to try.Beer in this episode: Dogfish Head Punkin AleCheers!

We are back, both Michael and the Evergreen Jeremy. EGJ opens with a "King" brag before transitioning to the obligatory beer brag, which involves a light beer that clocks in at over 8% ABV. Michael then puts a bow on the previous month, getting into final thoughts on the Oktoberfest style and bragging about two that he had. We then switch gears, getting into a topic literally adjacent to this week's brewery... ancient pyramids hidden under a lake in Wisconsin. Michael introduces sources that go deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole. Before going mad, we escape to the FDR, kicking off an entire month of pumpkin beers! (exclaimation point)Beer in this episode: Tyranena Painted LadiesCheers!

Welcome to a very special live edition of the podcast. Jeremy and Michael hit the road, recording while going to an Octoberfest [sic] celebration. On the way, Jeremy recaps his experience at Film Scream, the late night horror movie marathon. Afterwards, we arrive at our destination. What lies within the the Octoberfest [sic] tent? Many brews to sample and review?Beer in this episode: Genesee Ice BeerCheers!

Jeremy has a new IPA from New Belgium (apparently voted in by the crowd) which he gives tepid accolades. Michael recalls imbibing an Oktoberfest as the two lament the bizarre examples of the style they've tried so far this year. We talk local GABF winners, which devolves into complaining about conventions. Then we get into the FDR, where another Oktoberfest graces our studios. Like the others, this one gets weird.Beer in this episode: Erdinger OktoberfestCheers!

For a change, Michael has a German beer that does not get lauded, while Jeremy says Aloha to pineapple. We then tear open the tailgates of hell, going over Jeremy's informal poll and lambasting new products. Could some of these cans be taken in at work? Probably not. We then get into the FDR, where something does not sit quite right.Beer in this episode: Odell OktoberfestCheers!

Yes yes, bad evening to one and all. Jeremy has a trivia misadventure while confirming last week's rating. Michael tries Ruthie's balancing act. Dark Lord is not so lordy. Ok, now that the chungus is out of the way, onto what we've all been waiting for: The 1st Annual Lawnmower Man Awards. We pick a winner after much ricititude, debate, and... 3-2-1 contact! I can't tell you the winner here though, you have to listen. We then get into the FDR where one of the Big Six straddles the style line to deliver a nicely balanced triangle of flavor. O'zapft is!Beer in this episode: Paulaner Oktoberfest WiesnCheers!

After a seamless absence, we are back. Jeremy and Michael regale all with tales from the wedding, including a beer analysis, both financial and flavorful. Jeremy also details into his botanical booze bonanza that he received for wedding gifts. Interior crocodile alligator, Jeremy went to a new movie thee-ater. He had Stone's NEIPA, but brushes it aside to laud the new film digs. Michael teases the upcoming 1st Annual Lawn Mower Man Awards. We then get into the FDR, where a transcontinental collaboration attempts to harmonize American and German Oktoberfests. Does it succeed?Beer in this episode: Sierra Nevada OktoberfestCheers!

An impromptu intro spurs a discussion on full "blank" breakfasts, which degenerates into drinking blood. Beer brags saves the day with Michael trying a brew innoculated with Kviek yeast. Jeremy introduces The Tailgates of Hell before describing the lupulin laden Hop Bullet that he had. We then turn to the machine for some respite. In the FDR, we go to an old classic from the old world. No, the other original old classic.Beer in this episode: Guinness Extra StoutCheers!

Jeremy does a Victory Dance and sings the praises of Single Speed Brewing. Michael has an ice cream make brag instead of a beer brag. Jeremy then masterfully engages with a Simpsons quiz related to the country of origin for our beer this week. This evolves into big studio talk. Next we get into the FDR, where the APM Pod World Tour continues through Europe. Will the land of pure beer save us from the "mehs" of FDRs past?Beer in this episode: Krombacher DarkCheers!

Breaking Action News! There is a beer brags desk. I repeat, there is a beer brags desk. Jeremy's been lugging it all over the globe to supply us with a beer brag. But first, trivia. Jeremy has a question that seemingly nobody that he knows has gotten 100% correct. Can you? We talk sports books before Michael proposes an experiment to get to the bottom of green bottled beers. Jeremy opines on sloshy over-foamed mugs. Then we get into the FDR, where after a history lesson, we split some hairs and pick some nits to parse a so-called French beer.Beer in this episode: Kronenbourg 1664Cheers!

In the much awaited sequel to Rullepølse Analogy, Jeremy explains his consumption of marshmallow flavored energy drink and ponders his caffeinated future. Then he brags about Big Eddy and some other schweppe IPAs. Michael has found the pinnacle of summer beers. The plane lands in Denmark (that bit is still going) so Jeremy shares some info on Danish delights and beard growing contests. We get into the FDR, which is a bit of a throwback as we go into the country, brewery, and beer a little more than usual, since it is our first foray into the area. Facts abound, will this European pale lager raise or furrow the brows of these malty drinking night drinkers?Beer in this episode: CarlsbergCheers!

We botch the world tour again. We kick it off with some seltzer... brags? And speculate on the future of the beverage, noting some new players in the field, leading to the Akira-like growth of the marketplace. Jeremy almost falls for a 17% ABV hoax. We then get back to beer with the FDR, but is it good enough to save us from seltzer talk? What is happening to the world?Beer in this episode: Sapporo PremiumCheers!

Beer brags. After a live podcast show, Jerome has a brew that combines multiple styles and... wine grapes? Michael has another yella beer, this time a kolsch. Next, we embark on our new series, The American Pale Males World Tour. Ditching the roads of Iowa, we take flight, trying major beer brands from around the globe... or at least seemingly from around the globe. First up is Japan. Michael starts the festivities with the Big in Japan Quiz. Despite sumos, earthquakes, and movies, the digressions start. For example, did you know that Jeremy worked at ShopKo? They continue into the FDR, where a "first press" beer tries to impress.Beer in this episode: Kirin IchibanCheers!

A follow-up episode to Jeremy's bachelor party, Michael and Jeremy regale listeners with tales of beer brags, party buses, and breweries - specifically Thew, Quarter Barrel, Lion Bridge, and Big Grove. Michael dumps on an energy drink as it impaired him playing The Resistance. Boozy cherries and zipper flies enter the mix. We finally move on to the FDR. Within, Jeremy attempts to invent a new unit of measurement (instead of simply converting ounces into milliliters), we discuss Malort, and remember Blue Razz? It's back, in Pog form. Oh, and we also have the largest disparity in beer ratings of all time.Beer in this episode: Deschutes Da Shootz!Cheers!

Jeremy has a grisette beer. Do you know what that is? I did not. Michael's Diet Starts Tomorrow, leading to Karben4 chat. We then talk about a revealing article written by Josh Noel on hard seltzers, which leads to griping. Then we get into the FDR, where a hefeweizen flexes its unexpected muscles.Beer in this episode: New Glarus Dancing Man WheatCheers!

We get off to a roaring start. Michael conducts an investigation on post-apocalyptic Goose IPA. This triggers Jeremy to rant about the Pitchfork music festival (there is an apt connection). Jeremy then brags about Reunion IPA. Next, we head to the last stop of our Iowa Roadtrip Series. Of course, we first stop at a few places along the way, including the Statue of Liberty*, the Sword in the Stone*, and the Tom Jones Tribute Bathroom (this one does not require any asterisk). Finally, it is the final FDR for the series finale - where a brut legend from beer brags of yore genteelly glides in and makes its mark.Beer in this episode: Confluence Brute's BestCheers!

All hail Plantor, the world's largest trowel. Jeremy finally gets redemption from his elbow and can see Slayer. Michael is reminded of the Beavis and Butthead/Cher collaboration, then brags about a couple of Kalona brews. Jeremy talks about a band named Jucifer and a beer called Juicifer. We trundle along on the Iowa Roadtrip, stopping by a few BIG sights in Des Moines. Jeremy is watching the Deer Hunter and is inspired to ask a trivia question. Finally, we get into the FDR, where a gifted brew is vetted.Beer in this episode: Confluence South Side Citra BlondeCheers!

Michael brings up some Nu Metal chungus, catching Jeremy off guard. Jeremy has a wacky pack, featuring a gelatinous cube and a nice donuty orange hibiscus brew. Michael experiences Deliria. Next stop: Knoxville! Knoxville! (Iowa) for some road side attractions. We visit the Museum of Traffic Control, see the largest Dutch windmill in the US, and see graves of some government mules. No trip is complete without the obligatory Stephen King digression, as we realize that The Shining is the prequel to Up. Eventually, we meander toward the FDR, where a brew evokes memories of the past and some deep discussion.Beer in this episode: Peace Tree Blonde FataleCheers!

Jeremy briefly checks in on his "Hook's Books" goal before asking Michael for a beer brag. Michael pivots, talking a couple a beer bombs that he barely dodged when selecting for a flight, including a blueberry infused Spotted Cow. Jeremy responds with something that could be even worse - Lemon Tea Bud Light. He then discusses a coffee IPA he had from Single Speed (returning to brags, not bombs). Starting into the Iowa Road Trip Series, Michael throws out a quiz on Iowan state symbols, adding his own bonus question on an Iowan city west of the Missouri River. We continue on, stopping at places in Waterloo and Decorah.  We check out the Galleria de Paco, The Dan Gable Museum, Decorah's Ice Cave, and Pulpit Rock. Finally, we stop the car to quaff this weeks FDR.Beer in this episode: Single Speed/Pulpit Rock Coconut MigrationCheers!