Elimination Of The Snakes

Our apologies for the audio on this weeks show.John got some new toys and is still learning.He had his mike level WAY to high.Sorry it'll never happen again. (Maybe)H1N1 tabletops. (Meetings)Weddings are great, especially when you're not footing the bill.Mail Bag:One from Allen on the 2010 elections and Social Security.One from Peter on "Parents sue Walmart, Arizona over kids' bath photos".The Rest of the Show:1) Abercrombie Kids Store didn't hire a Muslim Tulsa teenager because she wears a hijab.2) Kentucky coach acquitted in rare player death case.3) Florida school officials in prayer case could get jail time.4) Two Illinois men killed by car while fighting in middle of highway.5) Hofstra University student recants gang rape story. (Danmell Ndonye) Can you say pull the train?6) Yemeni girl, 12, forced into marriage dies in painful childbirth.

Sorry about the lack of a show last week, LIFE HAPPENS.Earl's our special guest this week.Mail Bag:Carol sends in some humor "Bill Gates and GM".Followed by a little geek talk.Dennis sends in some more humor a Bret Favre joke.One from Mike on the worlds shortest books.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Wilson's outburst. (straw-man attack)2) A discussion of John McCain.3) What is a Free Market?4) Health Care. 5) Earl on the "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.6) "No thumbprint, no money," Bank of America tells armless man.7) Texas school district turns away students from Mexico.8) Words to live by "At the very least inconvenience the hell out of them".9) U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins: Republicans struggling to find "Great White Hope" to lead them back to power.10) Obama's first 9/11 as President.

Mail Bag:One from Earl on a rational discussion of Obama's fascist programs.One from Al on cows, constitution and the 10 commandments.One from Becky on 3900 stimulus checks going to prisoners.One from Mike on "What would LBJ do?"The Rest of the Show:1) EOTS salutes Ted Kennedy.2) Justice after Bush: Prosecuting an outlaw administration.3) Court filing: Ralph Armstrong was framed for Madison murder.4) Child bride's nightmare after divorce.5) "How's my favorite hypocrite?" Sam asks. (The Banty Hen)6) Florida students sent home after wearing "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.

A little story about Dan's surly subordinates.Mail Bag:One from Peter this week: New York sues debt collector for threats, harassment.Anonymous email this week: Obama haters email.The Rest of the Show:1) Dan contacts geekazine.com.2) Tom Ridge, Homeland Security and terror alert abuse.3) Texas mom gets 99 years for cutting off son's genitals.4) New twist to an old spam story.5) Grieving Orange Cove family questioning police pursuit.6) Congress plans to spend $550 million to buy eight jets at a time when lawmakers have criticized the use of corporate jets by companies receiving taxpayer funds.

Mail Bag:Three from Peter this week:1) Sweet lemonade kid $lapped.2) Burger King kicks out baby for not wearing shoes.3) Discrimination: Man with seizure alert dog arrested at McDonald's.The Rest of the Show:1) "Death to Obama" sign holder detained by Secret Service.2) Teen sets self on fire to imitate YouTube clip. (Hey, DUMBASS!)3) Childless man released from child support debt.Snakes of the Week - The Georgia Department of Human Services, which includes the Office of Child Support Services.4) Shut Yer Mouth: Man Gets 6 Months for Yawning. (Circuit Judge Daniel Rozak: a bit power hungry.)5) PETA Unhappy Meals Targeting Kids: The McCruelty Campaign.

John Hughes died in Manhattan of a heart attack at 59.Mail Bag:One from Peter - Reactions to Obama and health care.One from Mike - Newborns' blood samples raise privacy questions.The Rest of the Show:1) About: Jesse Kelly for U.S. Congress.2) Leonard Pitts Jr.: Take another look at the Gates incident.3) North Korea releases US journalists after Bill Clinton's visit.Hey, DUMBASS!:4) Hiking on the Iranian border, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?5) Conservative kiosk owner denied new lease at North Carolina Mall.6) Day care rejects invitation to return to Montgomery County swim club. (More on a story from show 162.)7) NFL reinstates Michael Vick on conditional basis. (Complete with a little rant.)

Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett's Jungle Monkey Email.2) A Sudanese journalist could receive 40 lashings after she was caught wearing trousers.Three from, the banty rooster herself who must be obeyed, Becky:1) Madison Peace Park facelift is "scum park" redux.2) Taking Dan to task again.(What a gal!)3) Sarah Palin watch.Some sucking up from Dan.(To little to late I'm thinking.)The Rest of the Show:1) Trustee sues Ruth Madoff for more than $44 Million.2) Hawaii reasserts Obama "natural-born" citizen.3) Court rules in favor of drunk sleeping it off in car.The Conspiracy Theory this week:101 USES FOR A DEAD (or live) BABY!Aborted fetuses used in cosmetics???Where do aborted fetuses REALLY go?The show closes with a little more sucking up.(Good luck with that Dan.)

Unusually cool summer.In these times, if you have a job, be happy with it.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) West Bend, Wisconsin; Library fight riles up city, leads to book-burning demand.2) Prof. Gates, Cambridge and Racial Politics.How do we solve the driving while black issue? (Racial Profiling) eots@inbox.comThe Rest of the Show:1) Sarah Palin watch; It's not Sarah Palin's fault...Just ask her. Sarah receives deluge of ethics complaints.2) Ohio phone rage; Charles Papenfus, arrested for making threats to a telemarketer selling extended auto warranties.

A get a hold of us you SOB's rant to start the night.Mail Bag:Two from Peter:1) A letter from Eric to Fox News. (Racism alert.)2) Section 8 Housing comments in a local newspaper.One from Mike:1) John Yoo's breathtaking ignorance.The Rest of the Show:1) Marines under investigation after autistic man allowed to enlist.2) Police chief denounces "cowardly" iPhone users monitoring speed traps.3) Bombshell: US Army Reserve Major challenges Commander in Chief's birthplace.4) Visa charges man $23,148,855,308,184,500 for cigarettes.5) Crashed Iranian airliner. (Yawn.)6) "Hurt" and "angry" Paula Abdul may not return to "American Idol" next season. (Double Yawn!)

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Montgomery County swim club in racial flap plans to invite camp back.2) The Burr Oak Cemetery nightmare.Two from Mike this week:1) Man killed in Pamplona's running of the bulls.2) NY baseball fan settles "God Bless America" suit.One from Allen this week:1) Time to let John Hinckley, Jr. go? (A little humor from Al.)The Rest of the Show:1) Elimination of the Snakes shows up in the Isthmus. (A local Madison newspaper.)2) North Korea leader Kim has pancreatic cancer. (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.)3) Thunderstorm delays launch of space shuttle Endeavour again. (A tasteless Space Shuttle Challenger disaster joke. A groaner more than a belly laugh, but funny.)4) Joe Jackson yells fowl play.5) Dan's take on Zanax. (Xanax - alprazolam)6) A Dane County Housing Authority, Section 8 Housing choice voucher program RANT!

Hint to listeners: If you have VHS Tapes you must get them digitized, they are deteriorating as you read this, you don't want to lose those precious moments.Dan relives his childhood with Pandora.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) LA braces for horde of Michael Jackson mourners.2) Biden: Israel free to set own course on Iran.One from Dennis on the Sarah Palin resignation.What's up with Sarah? A quitter? There's more to this story! (www.sarahpac.com)The Rest of the Show:1) Houston catches car thieves with bait car program.2) Appeals Court says Crawford County home search was illegal.3) College Republicans demoted at two Religious Universities.4) Colbert tells viewers to deny Rep. Cynthia Davis food.5) Al Franken declared winner of Minnesota seat by state supreme court. (Finally!)6) Iranian women stand up in defiance, flout rules. (So what?)Are the Iranian protests going to produce any favorable results? Let us know what you're thinking. (eots@inbox.com)

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) L.A. Lakers win and the ensuing riots.2) Off-duty cop shoots 2 at Angel Stadium parking lot. Commentary from Dan on punks and gangs.The Rest of the Show:1) Happy Birthday America!(A little early.)2) It happens in three's Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.3) South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admits infidelity.(A REPUBLICAN.)4) Wild Bill Clinton deserved a pass on his little indiscretion according to Dan.The Conspiracy Theory this week:This week we're finally getting back to the segment on scams.Nine nasty online scams you need to be aware of.Some scams from the EOTS mail box.Frauds & Scams at snopes.com.

Mail Bag:A funny one from Allen on a George Bush stamp.Another funny one from Mel.Two from Mike this week:1) Senator John Enson's little indiscretion.2) Fire David Letterman Rally. (Palin Watch)Peter for two:1) Threats made to Chrysler dealerships.2) Bonny Eagle High School student Justin Denney denied diploma after bowing & blowing a kiss to his family.Minor Snake of the Week - School Superintendent Suzanne Lukas.The Rest of the Show:1) San Francisco is about to impose $100 fines on residents who simply toss out food scraps.2) Los Angeles County suggest putting unemployed parents to work caring for their own children.3) Family outraged after quadriplegic marine denied free admission to Michigan amusement park.4) The Iranian election.5) White supremacist Holocaust Museum gunman charged with murder of guard. (If he makes it.)A real Major Snake of the Week - James von Brunn.6) Non-filtered Chesterfield's in a box.(WTF)The Conspiracy Theory this week:None again this week. Time flies when your having fun.

Mail Bag:One from Peter this week:1) Liz Chaney assails release of detainee abuse photos.Two from Mike this week:1) Mentally disabled teen gets 100 years in prison in child sex abuse case.2) Wisconsin could be 2nd state to issue illegal immigrant driver cards.The Rest of the Show:1) Sarah Palin attacks David Letterman over "sexually-perverted" joke.2) A question from Becky on North Korea.3) The Iranian Election.4) The Middle East is nuts.(Rant of the night.)The Conspiracy Theory this week:The rant of the night left no time.

A report on the Printers Row Book Fair.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) American father still hopes for custody of son in Brazil.2) Mother Janet Greer finds lost daughter in Egypt.A cute one from Becky. (Dan's daughter.)One from Denny: Dow gets shake-up as GM, Citigroup kicked out of average.One from Mike: Alabama teacher continues collecting paycheck from prison.The Rest of the Show:1) A Nancy Pelosi joke from Dan.2) Ex-NFL star Pat Tillman makes "ultimate sacrifice".3) Southern Lehigh students face criminal charges for most harmless senior prank ever.4) Another "Black man did it" hoax sparks outrage.Snake of the Week: Bonnie Sweeten!The Conspiracy Theory(Scams) this week:Nigerian scam, scam email "Payment Notification" from "FBI Director Robert Mueller" and more.Comments on the psychology of scams and scammers.

Due to circumstances beyond our control the 3rd Anniversary round table show has shrunk to a triangle of Dan, Earl and John. Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) Carl Levin calls out Dick Cheney on torture memos.2) University of Chicago students start "Men In Power" Club.Two from Peter this week:1) Russian Scientist: UFO crashed into meteorite to save earth.(The Tunguska event.)2) Lawsuit of the Day: Greer vs. 1-800-Flowers.One from Al for those who think they know everything.The Rest of the Show:1) Obama nominates Judge Sonia Sotomayor for Supreme Court Justice.2) GM bankruptcy.3) The economy.The Conspiracy Theory this week:No time again this week.

A salute to our soldiers, THANK YOU and God bless.Next week will be our 3rd anniversary show. A round table with some regulars.Mail Bag:One from Becky disagreeing with our take on the prom issue from last weeks show.Two from Denny this week:1) Be sure you cancel your credit cards before you die.2) A retirees story.One from Earl on breaking the law.Two from Pete this week:1) A SNL skit on Governor Paterson.2) Governor Paterson's racial discrimination lawsuit.Two from Mike this week:1) Named and shamed: the 16 barred from UK.2) Don't give up your home without a fight, Ohio congresswoman advises.The Rest of the Show:1) Rumsfeld's biblical message-laden intelligence briefs.2) Dan voted for Barack not Michelle. (Rant Alert!)3) Judge rules 13-year-old must have chemo.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The show ran a little long, no theory this week, in the up coming weeks scams.

Mail Bag:A couple jokes from Denny this week one at the barbershop and one about a old guy.Two from Mike one on charging rent to homeless in New york city and one on Obama administration to Cheney: request denied.The Rest of the Show:1) Nancy (The Mistake) Pelosi was an accomplice to torture, Karl Rove writes.2) Prom shut-outs: All dressed up and no place to go.3) Texas couple to face murder charge for shotgun blast at car that killed boy.Snakes of the Week: Gayle and Sheila Muhs. (Pictured)The Conspiracy Theory this week:More on major religions being satanic based. Baptists? Jehovah Witnesses?We close with Dan commenting on subliminal messages.

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there.Sandy Posey - Born A Woman.Mail Bag:One from Earl this week on the government bailouts.Two from Mike this week one on Surprising Somalian Pirates and one on John Edwards facing campaign fund investigation.The Rest of the Show:1) Ruben Navarrette Jr. Commentary: Immigration and common sense.2) Facebook urged to remove Holocaust-denial groups.3) Pelosi: I was told interrogation methods were lawful.4) Tenaha, Texas police shake down drivers. Somalia has no monopoly on piracy.Snakes of the Week - Tenaha, Texas police and D.A.The Conspiracy Theory this week:William Schnoebelen (Bill Schnoebelen): EX - Satanic Priest, Catholic Priest, Witch, Satanist, Ninety Degree Freemason, Vampire and more!The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormonism), The Church of Scientology, Satanic based?More on this topic next week!

Earl joins us on the show tonight.Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week:1) GOP to Obama: Show us a plan for releasing Guantanamo prisoners.2) Minnesota seeks to block internet gambling sites.3) Citibank seeks US approval for employee bonuses.One from Allen this week on fixing the U.S. economy.One from Peter on a Grandfathers return home after months in Mexican jail.The Rest of the Show:1) The Swine Flu (H1N1 influenza A) scare.2) We have to stop peeing in the pool!The Conspiracy Theory this week:Ran out of time for conspiracies this week.Next week satanic controlled major religions.