Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we go all in on the 2018 remake of "Suspiria." We probably ought to warn you right here at the top, we reaaaally did not like it. Really. Special topics for your consideration include: too many plots (not enough resolution), auditioning to be a Cenobite, whether Radiohead is just Tool for non-Tool fans, a surprising amount of 'Jersey Shore' knowledge and "Peter Pan" explained to varying degrees of accuracy. Did you miss our episode on the original "Suspiria"?  It's Episode 23. How about our episodes on remakes? You could do worse than Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill," or one of our personal favorite episodes, Episode 108- "The Wicker Man." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Were

With the upcoming release of the new "Child's Play" film (boo?) and the fact that we've already discussed the sequel, "Child's Play 2" (yay!!), we decided it was high time we talked about the original-- 1988's "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: Chris Sarandon's sweater game and his perpetual hunkiness, surprisingly bleak films featuring children, first time viewings of a genre classic, Andy Barclay's criminal cuteness and a listener question that downright stumps us. Want more "Child's Play"? Of course you do! Listen to Episode 28 for the sequel. Want more Chris Sarandon? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO. Catch him in Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel" (also recommended last week for the Jeff Goldblum connection!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you'

This week we're talking about some of the favorite actors of a certain co-host of Werewolf Ambulance: Jeff Goldblum and Donald Sutherland in the 1979 sci-fi/horror film remake "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Special topics for your consideration include a money-making enterprise to capitalize on our punk rock fame, the new mascot of Werewolf Ambulance (spoilers: it's Art Hindle), Leonard Nimoy's accessory choices, the wisdom to never trust an old guy with weed and Santa: the ultimate snitch. If you can't get enough Goldblum (and who could?), check out Episode 103- "The Fly" and Episode 146- "The Sentinel." Is Donald Sutherland more your jam? Then you may like Episode 47- "Don't Look Now." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Wer

In this week's episode, we are going deep into the sequels of a different franchise with the third (fourth?) installment of the "Evil Dead" films, "Army of Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: how bad fans can make a film franchise go bad, how bad movie etiquette can make a friendship go bad, some very topical "Game of Thrones" talk (no spoilers obvs, we don't watch that show), medicinal film enhancement and hunky hunky Bruce Campbell. Like horror comedies? We've covered a bunch, but you could start some of our favorites: Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie

This week we're discussing the final feature film directed by one of the masters, Wes Craven. Unfortunately, it has a numerical digit in the middle of a word so you that's a pretty good indication of how the film is going to go. We give you: "Scre4m" (or SCR-FOUR-M or Scream 4, it's fine). Special topics for your consideration include: summertime cookies, romance lost and found in the "Scream" franchise, more meta than the meta, that cool hip band the teens like (U2), blazers, Wu-Tang, Judy Greer and "Stab 7."  It's as good a time as any to check out our other Wes Craven films- Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs." Thanks so much to our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LIVE NOW!! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323520698/arkham-relic-hunt Have you seen this one? What

AKA Sanguella, AKA The Island of the Living Dead, AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters, AKA Zombie, AKA Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, AKA Gli Ultimi Zombi, AKA Woodoo, AKA L'Enfer de Zombies, AKA Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and AKA Nightmare Island, this week we're talking about-- you guessed it-- a bananas Italian film. It's the 1979 Lucio Fulci vehicle "Zombi 2" and some special topics for your consideration include: How do boats work? But wait, how do radios work?, exceptionally terrible dubbing, epic eye trauma and a surprising connection to "Purple Rain." Like Italian horror? Check out the best of our weird Italian films: Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" or Episode 215- "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie." We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LI

In this week's episode, we get ourselves to the movie theater and see the new Jordan Peele film "Us." Have you guys heard about this movie? We heard a couple people talking about it. Anyway, we're going to spoil it, so see it before you listen if you plan to see it at all. Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of theories about this film (including one very close to our podcast!), the state of modern day horror, chasing the scare dragon, memes, stans and some *light* blasphemy.  Did you miss our episode on "Get Out"? If so, it's Episode 124.  We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. They'll be running a Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, beginning May 2nd. THAT'S THIS WEEK! Get more information at https://www.facebook.com/SquamousStudios/ Also, wanna see us live? You can catch us at Rate/Review/Subscribe/Imbibe on May 7th, 7p

After last week's harrowing journey into "Hereditary," we decided to lighten it up a little this week with the 1988 horror-adjacent comedy "Beetlejuice." One note: we had mentioned making this a kid-friendly (no swearing episode) but...we did not. Sorry, it's explicit. Special topics for your consideration include: Pittsburgh (and national) treasure Michael Keaton, utilizing this film's therapeutic qualities, questionable Halloween costume ideas, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," consequences for being a grosso and a shocking discovery about the screenwriter of this movie.  Yinz into Tim Burton? Somehow we've only managed to do one other film of his: Episode 106- "Sleepy Hollow." Into Geena Davis?? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly." We've got some stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. They'll be running a Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, beginning May 2nd. Go see what t

Oh EMTs. Are you ready for this week's episode? We watched the 2018 gutwrencher "Hereditary" and lived to tell the tale. Special topics for your consideration include: an extreme bummer of a film, thoughts on extraterrestrial existence, family traumas, particular opinions on Robin Williams and further, the Jumanji franchise and some fun interludes to break up the sadness. Do you love Toni Collette? Check out some of her horror catalog: Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense" and Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're rejoined by a previous guest: our pal/husband and yours (but not really your husband, that would be weird), Rob! He's here to discuss his pick which has been given the dubious distinction of being the second worst Civil War movie of all time: 1982's "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." It's free on Amazon if you're a Prime subscriber.  Special topics for your consideration include: the season in which this film is set (WHICH IS IT? No one knows), Baltimore accents, having a stealing friend that you still hang out with, insensitive names and actual facts about the actual American Civil War.  Did you miss Rob's first appearance? You can catch him in Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project." We're not even going to ask you if you'd seen this one before because why would you have? But if you've seen it now, how mad at us are you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfamb

You guys, we are so excited for our annual April Fools Day episode where we talk about an absolutely bananas non-horror movie and by god, this year's movie is no exception. Special topics include...well, a lot of cocaine and what you can and can't do in Thailand. You have to listen to the episode to find out the rest.  Also...THIS CONCLAVE IS OVER! Did you miss our previous years' April Fools episodes? Check them out: Episode 76- "Days of Thunder," Episode 128- "Over the Top," Episode 170- "Roadhouse" and even though it's not an April Fools episode, go ahead and listen to Episode 209- "Love Actually" anyway. As always, thank you for humoring us and we love you guys. Hope you enjoy it. And as always, thank you to the exceptional Justin Gray (www.burntobuild.com) for the amazing updated logo for this episode.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "

In this week's episode, we get into one of the best (?) of the 90's slashers: "Urban Legend." Special topics for your consideration include: the halcyon days of snopes.com, bouncy bouncy hair, goth internet, hometown urban legends, 90s looks that didn't come back, 90s actors that didn't come back and doubtful literacy. Big fan of 90s slashers? Check out some of our older episodes, like Episode 8- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 201- "Halloween: H20." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're watching a new 2019 Netflix release, "Velvet Buzzsaw." Special topics for your consideration include: the physique of Jake Gyllenhaal, the magic of Toni Collette, the constancy of John Malkovich, inappropriate nudity, outsider art and the Werewolf Ambulance podcast: a podcast for the people! We also take some listener questions and debate discussing a much-requested film. Want to hear us talk about some other Netflix originals? Check out Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 154- "The Babysitter," Episode 161- "I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives In the House" or Episode 211- "Bird Box." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're joined by our pal Dave to talk about a movie of his choosing: the 1957 Roger Corman vehicle "Attach of the Crab Monsters." Special topics for your consideration include: desperately trying to remember what actually happens in this movie, weird birthday plans, a man named Beach Dickerson, the anatomy of crabs, the bizarre choices that form the plot of this film and 13-9 NEVER FORGET. Into very weird movies of the 1950s and 60s? Please enjoy Episode 42- "Spider Baby," Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 123- "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" or get into a good monster of the era with Episode 125- "Creature from the Black Lagoon."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-

In this week's episode, we're back to the Stephen King well with the 1983 film "Cujo." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of "where do I know that actor from?", the very concept of being a local stud, baby name judgments, hot dads, all the grossness that the internet has to offer and a PSA about rabies. We've done a ton of Stephen King movies, so please enjoy our episodes about Katie's favorites: Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 66- "Thinner," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries) and Episode 206- "Carrie." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-based podcast, Cinematically Correct, in which a cute couple talks about movies and argues about weird knowledge they have have about the

In this week's episode, we watch one of the greats (Christopher Lee!) and a bunch of random bozos attempt to tell a story about werewolf cabals in the 1985 sequel "Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf." Special topics for your consideration include: questioning the organizational capabilities of werewolves as a whole, Eastern Europe/California (what's the difference?), actors: how do you get them?, what kind of intoxication will get you through this film and giggling (too much giggling??) For this week's episode, you may also want to check out its predecessor, Episode 46- "The Howling," or some other terrible sequels: Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 165- "Puppet Master II" or Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." OR, better yet, an absolutely excellent sequel: Episode 28- "Child's Play II." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our se

AKA "I Don't Want to Be Born," AKA "Sharon's Baby" AKA like six other things, this week we're discussing the 1975 Joan Collins masterpiece "The Devil Within Her." Special topics for your consideration include: neglectful parenting, beautiful 70's decor, the understated cinematic performances of Donald Pleasence, the difficulties in making a film in which your villain is a newborn and Science Nun. Please enjoy some of the other, better films that this film calls to mind: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 77- "The Omen" and Episode 155- "The Exorcist." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-based podcast, Cinematically Correct, in which a cute couple talks about movies and argues about weird

AKA "The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue," AKA "Don't Open The Window"-- this week we're discussing the 1974 Spanish-Italian zombie film "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie." Special topics for your consideration include: cheese facts, more occasional accents, Xavier Roberts and the Cabbage-verse, having no one to root for, and some bonus true crime real talk. Like Italians? How about checking out the best of our weird Italian films: Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 84- "Demons" and Episode 185- "Deep Red"? Or maybe you're here for the zombies- you may want to listen to Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead," Episode 101- "28 Days Later" or Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead" (the 2004 remake, don't get too excited). Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, lea

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Elaina to talk about a movie of her choosing and that movie is 1995's blockbuster/horror (?) hit, "Congo." Special topics for your consideration include: a brand new game: 'Laura, Laura or Helen?', an exploration of the field of primatology, Ernie Hudson (ooh yeah), how lasers work and Tim Curry- is he in this movie?  Have you listened to our other Laura Linney episode? It's Episode 209- "Love Actually." How about our other monkey episode? It's Episode 137- "Monkey Shines."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In the second half of our back-to-back series, we're discussing the 1986 sequel to last week's episode, "Poltergeist II: The Other Side." Special topics for your consideration include: a different take on Craig T. Nelson, bad haircuts running rampant, an academic questioning of Cotton-Eyed Joe, te-killya, hot dad podcast ideas and old people: what's the deal with them? We've hit 1986 particularly hard, so check out some of our other episodes from the year: Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 147- "Critters," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," Episode 180- "The Stuff," Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (our live show!) and Episode 200- "Trick or Treat." WHEW. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super