Slash & Burn: A Gross Journey Through Fanfiction

We are back to our normally scheduled programming on this episode of Slash and Burn! Thanks for hanging in there, folks. This time we're headed into some post-Halloween creepums with the listener suggested topic of Pennywise the Dancing Clown (You know, the creepy clown from Stephen King's It). Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic about Pennywise! People are weird. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This is a weird non-episode, for reasons that are explained. There is ZERO FANFICTION. This is 2/3rds Kera and Steve friendship origin story and 1/3rd of why no regular episode/why everything is terrible. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

It's a continuation of our faux-anniversary ep where we book report style the 40,000 word space opera written by Lycurgus! Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the fandom of... us? Steve and Kera read and discuss the epic Heavy Metal and Slash and Burn crossover fic, Heavy Metal F.A.K.K.s Slash and Burn by Lycurgus. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This time on Slash and Burn, it's finally the faux two year anniversary meta fanfiction episode! It's about to get real weird up in here, people. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the fandom of... us? Steve and Kera read Slash and Burn fanfics lovingly crafted by listeners. Characters include our hosts, their spouses Chris and Meghan, perhaps even a Sherlock, Lara Croft, and maybe even a Transformer? As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This time on Slash and Burn, Steve's eternal nightmare. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the tag of coffee shop AU! We have fic from fandoms such as Les Mis, Attack on Titan, Supernatural, and more. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This time on Slash and Burn, it's a battle between two fandoms you've never heard of! And Steve monopolized most of the episode with a monster novel length fanfic. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the Korean phone game, Seven Knights as well as episodic computer game, Bendy and the Ink Machine. We've got Rudy, Kris, Dellons, Bendy, Boris, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

On this episode of Slash and Burn, we review the 2018 Mitsubishi Outlander. Last year saw the three diamonds outdone by rivals such as the Honda CRV and the Mazda CX-5, what does it have in store for us this year? (Time travel is the answer) Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Outlander fanfic! We've got Brianna, Claire, Jaime, Murtagh, Caitriona, and more (probably)! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This week on Slash and Burn, we swap genders! That's right, Kera's now a man and Steve is a lady. Kera gets to enjoy all of the advantages the patriarchy provides a white male and Steve gets to play with some tits. Nah, just kidding but we do get down into some guy to gal genderswap stories! Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic tagged genderswap. We've got Dean Winchester from Supernatural, Carlos and Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale, Shinji from Evangelion, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

Today on Slash and Burn, we tackle our most meaningful subject yet, we're going to dive into racial politics and power struggles as we discuss Black Butlers. Kera chose the topic, why is she so interested in black people serving white people's every need? Oh wait, she meant that goofy anime about the boy with a demon butler who is, ironically, the whitest motherfucker on Earth? Eh, that'll probably be more fun anyway. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Black Butler (AKA Kuroshitsuji) fanfic! We've got Sebastian, Ciel, Alois, Elizabeth, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

Spider-man has super strength, agility, and a sixth (spidey) sense, but you know what else he has? Horniness. Because he's a teen. Even if you ignore the very thinly veiled allegory of shooting white strands everywhere all the time, it's pretty easy to see why Spidey is one of the most sexualized of all costumed superheroes, which you might think is creepy, but remember that he's a teenage BOY, so it's not. Also, agility is the best stat for fuckin'. Come get webbed with us. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Spider-man fanfic! We've got Peter Parker, we've got Harry Osborn, we've got Felicia Hardy who is also Black Cat and not Catwoman like Steve says several times, we've got Mary Jane, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

We apologize for the lateness. There was both a family emergency AND a technical issue (though, the two are unrelated). But we're here now! And we have a long awaited episode. Well. At least long awaited by a certain producer/editor (Hint: it's not me, dear god, it's not me). Every fart is a work of art, but what about fanfiction about farts? Could fanfiction writers screw up the perfect bodily function? I'm almost certain they can and will. This week on Slash and Burn: Flatuplay. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fart play! We've got Murdoc from the Gorillaz, Jadzia and Kira from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Sonic, Knuckles, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

An essential anime. A coming of age story. Rebellion, unrequited love, loss, mutant monsters, genocidal space aliens, mechs, big tittied snipers with skull barettes. Why does Kera hate the greatest story mankind ever told? This week on Slash and Burn: Gurren Lagann! My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens! The heavens is what I call your butt. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Gurren Lagann! We've got plenty of Yoko because who doesn't like that? Adiane, Kamina, Simon, Viral, Lordgenome and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

How did it take so long to get here? Sparklepires, shattered beds, and nice guys finishing last and then sort of developing a weird relationship with the baby of the girl he lost? I think? I haven’t read these, I have no idea, please kill me! It’s Twilight on Slash and Burn! Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Twilight fanfic! No Jacob this time, somehow, but we do have Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Caius, OCs and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

Hey, so, we were supposed to record this episode around Easter, so you know what that means. Eggs, delicious delicious eggs! Only now it’s several weeks after easter, so instead we have eggs! Gross, gross eggs! That’s right, It's ovipositioning time on Slash and Burn. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic tagged with ovipositioning! We've got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Diablo, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This week on Slash and Burn, we tackle the greatest video game series in history. What was the biggest surprise from looking at Legend of Zelda fanfic? Probably that everyone wants to fuck Navi. How would that even work? Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss stories from the Legend of Zelda with your favorite characters like Link! And Zelda! And Malon! And more! slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

The merc with a mouth! The fourth-wall breaking flippant mutant who’s here to take the piss out of superhero comics! And he’s not that shitty, dumb Deadpool from the end of that shitty Wolverine movie! Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss Deadpool fanfic! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss songfic! What the hell is that? Listen to find out. We've got Papa Roach, Linkin Park, and Trisha Yearwood songs and fandoms such as Final Fantasy VIII, Harry Potter, Inuyasha (PS: I already told them Inuyasha is a dog, not a fox), and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com / online.murderhouseonline.online twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

This episode we focus on a nice, wholesome family property about a young girl who’s so desperate to get away from a stalker that she takes her dad’s place as the unwilling prisoner of a cursed man-lion, Disney’s Beauty and the Beast! Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic with characters such as Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston, Lefou, Cogsworth, and Lumiere. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com / online.murderhouseonline.online twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, someone who isn’t me but looks a lot like me came up with a much less lazy way to introduce a star was episode. But I’ve had enough of it, so that’s what you get. Now, you asked for it, you’re gonna get it: Star Wars: Episode Fanfiction: A New Grope. Too easy again. It’s too easy, all of it. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the Star Wars universe! Including characters like Boba Fett, Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Qui-Jon Jinn, Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux, and more! As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com / online.murderhouseonline.online twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com

Some people, and by some people I mean a lot of people, have this weird boner (literally) for putting wholly undeserving characters into high school. This week on Slash and Burn: High School AU. Where everyone is cool, everyone hangs out together, and everyone wants to fuck the teacher. Join us as hosts Kera, the fanfiction veteran, and Steve, the lovable noob, read and discuss fanfic from the high school alternate universe tag! With fandoms such as Supernatural, The Hobbit (I guess??), Final Fantasy, Hellsing, and Sonic the Hedgehog. As always, there is explicit content not meant for most adults, let alone children. You've been warned. slashandburnpod.tumblr.com / online.murderhouseonline.online twitter.com/slashandburnpod slashandburnpod@gmail.com / slashandburnpud@gmail.com