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GRAND MASTER DANCE OFF!! DERN DERN DERN DA DA DA!!! FEEL THE MAGIC POWER!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock. AHAHAHahahHAHAHAHA SOOO Funnee guys.. USE THIS JOKE TO BECOME A WINNER AND GET MORE MONEY olOLOLolOL  Bart and NICK Are full of beans and pants.  Twitter-instagram @bartlol @thenickcody facebook  https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL UR BUDDY FRIENDS!!!  OXOXOXXOOXOX  XOXOXOXO 

YEEAHAAHAHAHAH WAR TIME AND PIZZA!!  Im not always party and adventure in the city... I think Im pretty balanced in that way.I adore the country and the sea. I neeeeeeed it sometimes. Frolicking is quite an addictive habit. Refreshing too. The power of fresh air, whether it be salt or soil is amazing.I love my down time, a good sauna, movie, home-cooked meal, reading, writing, phone calls to grandma (my queen), walks in the pretty park down the street, pillow forts and dog walking.I get very excited when my friends ask me to dog sit for them. Travelling doesn't let me have a dog but I dearly love them.I prefer summer over winter but winter has its perks. Fire places, lamb shanks and guys always look sexy in winter clothes.Next year I plan to head to South America (where Im from) and take a look around, climb some mountains, play in waterfalls, eat amazing fruit and seafood, dance a lot, take photos, chill with some awesome animals, surf a bit, have some special moments and drink watery beer. check out our s

TO BE A SNEAKY PERSON LIKE A SPY MEANS YOU DON"T WATCH LAW AND ORDER EVER!!! Always stay behind the dangerous information and use your smoke powder and whisper spirits. YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATTER YOUR OWN HOUSE AND report back to yourself! If you can do this then you are surely a famous mastermind.  BLESS THE VICTORY OF Tdawg and CHEFIATNAZ. While Nick is away there are fancy things afoot. Don't tell Nick about this shit! Let it surprise him like a beast from the dark! A joyful beast.  Follow us on shit!  Twitter/instragram @bartlol/@thenickcody facebook https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive we have sweet hoodies and Tshirts as well http://www.redbubble.com/people/mrfoz/works/10051070-something-for-the-drive-home?p=t-shirt be safe like a sage wizard banker. 

OKAY GUYSZZ!! OOOKKAAAYYYY FUUUKCKCKCINNG!!! GET THIS SHIHIITHT! SPECIALL EPISDOEZZ HERE!! KEEP UR Lips tight shut super like a mad spy master oka. FUCKCKCKC! Stay silentz and magicalg like CUNNTZTZ okay. LIKE A SPY! Juz listen and enjoy the magic of the internet and do what what sound words say. OKAY!!! UFCKING THIS IS THE ULTRA TDAWG EDITIONSZ!!! YEAH BROZ ANG HOTAZ!! THIS IS TH EFUCKING REAL DEAL!!  follow us on the internet okay! Do it lololololololol Twitter/instragram @thenickcody/@bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Sweet tang!!

Important informations. During yoga teacher training we all had a really good laugh when the only guy in our class of ten was like 'Wot's a queef?' with a genuinely bewildered expression. To be fair, he's British, and maybe it didnt quite translate. A few days later he and I were working on our teaching and he was talking me through shoulder stand. For one moment, picture how amazing this is. I'm practicing yoga in Bali with a totally hot young Brit and I'm holding shoulderstand without a wobble. I'm so in the zen, it's unbelievable. In a word, life is perfect. Then, on the way down when I'm dropping my toes down toward plow, I feel that sucking of air and allow myself the merest hint of panic. Surely the universe isn't that cruel. I continue to come fully out of shoulder stand...accompanied by the loudest queef you've ever heard. I'm crushed. I turn bright red. Kyle looks stunned. There's a moment of silence - in honor of the death of my pride, I think. "Did...did you just fart?" "Noooooo." I ended up expla

What you have to understand is that Russia is a very conservative country that never got around to a proper, linear sexual revolution with more things gradually becoming more acceptable. There also weren't any "waves" of feminism, as women were granted all rights and responsibilities right after the revolution and there wasn't the sort of gradual acceptance like there was in the West. Those things are related. Homosexuality was only decriminalized very recently, and taken off the list of mental illnesses very begrudgingly without much public debate around the issue. When the Soviet Union started falling apart, pretty much everything was instantly allowed, porn, prostitution, all at once were out in the open like a shock wave, so the sexuality of a typical Russian is a really weird thing. You're expected to get married and have kids, the younger the better. There is a lot more involvement of your parents and grandparents in a traditional Russian family, many people even live with their parents after getting ma

But examples are not enough. You need to get your feet wet in the pool of plot points (I just awarded myself 10 cheesy metaphor points). Here’s how: on Thursday, I usually post the events of blockbuster movies from all genres. Click here for an find an archive of plot points. Take my list of plot points, and write down each plot point onto an index card. Divide these index cards into columns so that the last card in every column is either a major turning point or an Act break. If you do this regularly, you should develop an intuition for screenplay structure that will make plotting your own screenplays and writing a script outline 10 times easier. What do you think? If you were writing a TV movie based on Charlie Sheen, what would your script outline look like? YOU KNOW THE GUYS ARE GOOD BY NOW! JUST FOLLOW THEM AND TELL UR MATES ABOUT IT ALL!!! YEEAAHHH twitter/instragramalz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au get up in that xoxoxoxoxoxoxo MISS YOUSE 

A GRAM OF SAUCE PLEASE SIR! OKAY THANKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME? HANKYTZTHAT IS A NICE NAME MAN> ARE YOU FAMOUS? YES I AM I AM A SONG PRINCEPLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MAGICNO I NEED ITOKAY NOSURE FUCCCK IT WILLNAHAHAHAHA instagram twitter @bartl/@thenickcody facebooksz. https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive tell UR FRINEDS>Z  

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE!  In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts.  DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 

- USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base. - Starfleet Base. - We sent you a transmission, did you receive? - Kelvin, you double-check those readings? We did heaps of shits in teh warp driv Our gravitational sensors are going crazy here. You should see this. my boner is more powerful than eveaz It looks like a lightning storm. i iz gonna electricute that box lolololol What you've sent us doesn't seem possible. Yes ma'am, I understand, that's why we sent it. twitttierrerrere//instagramzzzz @bartlol @thenickcody https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

GOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOSE MAGIC!! THE MAGIC OF A GOOSE !!! TO LAY THE EGG!! TO SING THE SONG!! TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN AND FLY IN THE SKY!!! GOOOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOOOSE MAGIC!! GOOOOSE DANCING!!! CHOOSE YOUR STYLE OF SURFACE!! WHETHER IT BE WET OR HARD OR FULL OF AIR!!! GOOOOOSE CAPTAIN!! GOOOOSE SLUTT!!!  instagaramz Twwweettier @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!  https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

DERNT DERNT DERNT @!!! MAGICAL ROCKY TRAITOR!!! MAGICAL STAR MASTER! MAGICAL BASTARD BINTO!! MAGICAL FINGER!! BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN!!! Get up in this sweet pod pod pod pod!! Feel the waves of freedome!!! instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Give us the sweet ratings and tell ya bloody face friends. Good onya YEEEAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! Gravy support. 

EKKY EKKY EKKY!! GET SUM PING PING! We had a little break and now we are bacKKKK!!! IN CHINA BAR EATING THE DRUGS MADE OF DUCK!  YEEEAAAHHH instagram/twitter  @bartlol @thenickycody bartlol.com  nickcody.com.au facebook!!! https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive LUV MISS U!!! 

Okay you sick wild fukz! It is the 100th wild live super episode! Big thanks to the super excellent fggitz that came to the show! Youse where super ace to the maximum mega ace! Bart and Nick would marry you all if it weren't highly illegal in several dimensions. YOUSE R teh reason for global warming and youse SHULD STOP IT . Just relax okay. GOOD ONYA POOOOFFZZ.  Now this PODCAast is lvl 100 so watch up for some high level shadow bolts and beard charming. NOW FOR POWERLAUGHTER!  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHHAHahA AHHAhHAHahahahHHAHhAhahahaHAHAH ha AHahHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH aa HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHAAA AHHHHHHHhhhhh  hhhAAAAAAHahHHAHAhah AaH HA AHa hahhaH Aha hA ahh Aha aH AH ahahahhahahahahahahaha Aha AH AH ahHA AH ahhah ah HA HAHaH AHA haHHAHA HA AH ahAHHAH AH AhA hAH ah AHha hA hA AhHaHaHah Aa ha hAh Aha hAhahAhA hAhAhA hA ahA HA ahA ha AH ahahahah AH AH ahhaa ha ah ahhAha ah AhahahaH A AH ah a AahahahahahAh A"ah hA hahaHahAAHhA twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au  www.bartlol.com Faceb

GIRLS AND GUYS LIKE TO DREEAAMMM!!! BIG FAT DREAMSS IN THE MIND!!! DONT RAGE TURN THE PAGE!!! RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP!!!!!GANGSTA MAGIC!!! live episode very soon! Get on in on taht shit!!! OH YEEAAHHH!!! fat pants phat pants ~~~ http://www.trybooking.com/CYTW Twitter/instragrams @bartlo @thenickcody facebook!!! CONTACT US THERE CUNZZ https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive  

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!!  Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!!  http://www.trybooking.com/CYTW twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookss https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!!! https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Live 100th episode!!! GET UP IN THAT!! GET TICKETS!!  HERE!___---_-_--  http://www.trybooking.com/CYTW

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!! Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available. http://www.trybooking.com/CYTW    THIS IS THE LINK!!! PRESS IT OKAY!! THERE IS INFOZZ IN THAT CODE Instagram/twitter @bartlol @thenickcody Facebook https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!!  TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!!  Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au facebookszzz https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive YYEEAAAHHH

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD!  instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook https://www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive 100th LIVE episdoe coming on 19th of JUne! BE READY FOR IT NOOBSS!