Jaded Views

The boys are back again with a Taco Bell special, and who actually still goes to 'Wimpy' anyway.

A bumper episode, and the first of the CHRISTMAS specials. Episode 42 features a little bit of therapy, Walter has been christmas shopping, Tony has been hitting the town, the casino and chatting up some goth chick called Hayley. And what is happening in the studios local post office? Finally a christmas surprise is the audition tape for x factor 2016 feature Walter and Tony's first duet. jadedviews@hotmail.com

Tonight, Rampage leads a show about his taxes and asks for some drug related therapy. all this and maybe some input from Walter Melonz.

This week the boys pay tribue to Paris. Rampage reveals something about himself and then reveals what he is dishing up this christmas for extortion amounts of money. Walter has an issue in a shop called 'Game' eBay emails and more.

The boys are back again this week to bring you more stories about Casinos, Hookers, Religion and and two stories go head to head for the crown of Funnest Story Ever on the show.

Tonight, the host discuss reasons why Rampage wants to destroy another human beings life, what is wrong with the trust fund white girls of American and the PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE (and oh god, walter has thrown his microphone on the floor!!!) Listener email and Rampage holds his silence. All this and more on the Jaded Views Podcast, and we'll seesa later. Jadedviews@hotmail.com

Whats up everyone, its the Jaded Views podcast, back again and this week the hosts have topical stories, breaking news and the usual back and forth. Jadedviews@hotmail.com

The boys are back, yeah yeah yeah yeah, back in black. the boys are back this week in episode 26 after a 6 week hitaus BUT are they back for good??

Rampage is going it alone, in a silly idea, and presents a bit of a serious half hour involving a man from Liverpool going breaking bad on a man and getting caught by, the FBI. Seriously? The FBI? But the silverlining is, Rampage has prepped the entire soundboard up, and not written it down, and tries out a new intro music. Further Rampage reveals he doesn't even know where the store is. Its pretty safe to say that people who dislike listening to Tony Rampage can probably skip this episode... Extra Audio credit to youtube user Deburked123 email the show at Jadedviews@hotmail.co.uk Buy our stuff at www.JadedViews.BigCartel.com

Usual bullshit involving your favorite hosts of the evening, Walter Melonz and Sir, Tony Rampage. This week they discuss what is lingering on Walters A-nus, What has Rampage been Drunk Texting who, then in the meat of the show Rampage displays his usual tendency to abandon things mid discussion for a more interesting article and what does a 6 year old lose to a horse? Listener Email! All this and more, its, JADED VIEWS Jadedviews.bigcartel.com Jadedviews@hotmail.com

The boys are back, and they believe the new software is working perfectly... The boys pay massive tribute to one of the all time greatest shows of all time. Meanwhile Rampage has discovered the shocking truth about veggie items at McDonalds. Further, he also reveals he has no idea how to do the intro after 33 episodes of doing the show. Walter presents his stories of the week and as usual Sir Tony Rampage torpedos the show at every opportunity, this week they discuss BURGERDONALDS or is it McKing? A incredible plan to make a one off run of the Big Mac fused with the Wopper (Big Wopp?). The polictically incorrect, racist, retard hating hosts are back for another hour of Jaded Views. Email the show, JadedViews@hotmail.com Buy Swag at www.JadedViews.BigCartel.com

After the shambles of episode 31 rampage has made up a revolutionary new way of making the internet radio show that is taking the world by storm....... And yes you guesses it, it has a few teething issues. Resuming normal service Rampage takes leadership of this one, A Cannibal serial killer Granny is on the loose, a beer festival with real ale and melonz has a brain storm of how to hide the smell of a corpse. All this and glitches on Jaded Views JadedViews@hotmail.com jadedviews.bigcartel.com

Better late than never, Rampage phones Walter in this 30 minute debacle of an episode, the major question is, Who is locking babies in safes? jadedviews@hotmail.co.uk jadedviews.bigcartel.com

Once again Melonz gets to distracted with his own life to actually discuss the topics that are promised at the start of the show (you know what his like by now) Rampage is swamped by 3 Bikini clad ladies at his local Gym and tries to follow British etiquette. Then in usual Melonz style we have a rant for about 35 minutes about several recent road rage incidents also involving ladies, 1 lady who attempts to kill her self using his car and another who has about as much car control as a 94 year old man has bladder control (not bloody much) Get Jaded Views Loot At www.Jadedviews.bigcartel.com Get In Touch With The Show Jadedviews@hotmail.com

By sheer coincidence a themed episode has arrived. Melonz explains his concerns over the Average American persons diet with a taste test. Plus how do American police deal with children with ADHD? Handcuff them of course! What happens when an American attempts to kill an Armadillo? Bouncing bullets that’s what! Plus that famous American take away McDonalds appears to be creating a baby range of food stuff. Plus listener email is finally here! Get Jaded Views Loot At www.Jadedviews.bigcartel.com Get In Touch With The Show Jadedviews@hotmail.com

A bumper episode of your favorite show, the podcast which is taking, the WORLD by storm. This week, the guys have a long conversation about why Melonz is retarded. What has been the All American, Idol to all, Eat your greens brother, HULKAMANIA been saying about people? The hosts look at the british public on the most popular british tv show of, ALL TIME. Are these gay lovers, brothers? and has this girl (which, trust the hosts) is VERY shaggable cheating on the worlds biggest idiot? Basically yeah, its JADED VIEWS! email in at: jadedviews@hotmail.com

In this international episode Rampage takes the reigns and guides in a world tour. From close to home the lads have been golfing? golfing? with a few fans of the show, International news from Italy about a Fat guy who is just plain lazy. Do you have the hots for farm animals? have a fetish for a animal of the wooly variety? Rampage has uncovered a SHEEP BROTHEL in wales. Illiterate Idiot robs the Qualifryer in Scotland, instead of a bookies. Finally, who wants a degree in KIM JON IL's north Korea? with the first ever NORTH KOREA NEWS segment. This, a whole lot more, we're running over an hour now, its time for the podcast which is taken the internet BY STORM, its Jaded Views. Email in at Jadedviews@hotmail.com

The boys are back and this time around they are nailing the topics that were promised from episode 25, it took 2 hours though! In this special much is discussed, A wheel chair dwarf with a piss bag? An old German who still thinks its the second world war in his basement & HSBC staff decided to make a video of a sensitive topic and get all sacked in the process. PLUS LOTS LOTS LOTS MORE!! Seriously were not lying this time! The show also gets an improvised telephone interview from the sinister one of the eastern European block, Vlad! Sit back and relax because this one is a f-ing belter!! email the show at jadedviews@hotmail.com

A Day Late and a Dollar short, Jaded Views Eurolisten Special, Part 2. In the Second EPISODE THIS WEEK we feature An additional hour worth of listening on the grand listening competition of them all, and who doesn't want a moustash. Who is exposed as ripping off a Japanese man with his own kid touching, homophobic song? Who is alleged to looks like Lemmy? Why is everyone breaking Rampages stuff? and Maybe the finest outro they lads have ever done, you know what time it is. JADED VIEWS! jadedviews@hotmail.com

Melonz and Rampage are back in the Melonz studio, for your usual tag team podcast you have come to hate! If your expecting a round up of weird news articles then you may want to skip this episode. As although intended…… They never really get around to talking about the articles. Still a handicapped wheel chair man picking a fight with a coat hanger wielding tramp has got to be worth a listen? Or maybe a real life man kicking T Rex syndrome? Perhaps laughing at the misfortune of 19 inch wheels on a small cheap family hatchback?