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What's up bitches! Subscribe to our Podcast to hear us break down what's poppin' each week in the hood that we call NYC. Aight!
Episodes
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Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!
25/02/2007LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Shitty Teachers Busted • Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame!• Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME!• Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us!• Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 CabbiesYOU GOT BLINGED:• Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?• Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army• McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!• Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-AmericanBIG FINISH:BOTTLE BOMBZ!Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!
25/02/2007L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Fish Murderer• Kid gets belted in front of class!• Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)• Tombstone Crack• Transplant WeddingYOU GOT BLINGED:• Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF?• Friends No More• Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)• Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina• Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?BIG FINISH:Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?Plus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!
16/01/2007Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Motherfucking Hot!• Assology• Miami Vice Pirates • Real Blinging Estate• Hospital Complaints = Roach in GlassYOU GOT BLINGED:• Paris would bang Paris apparently• Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)• K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy• Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)• Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again• Jacko Fires EverybodyBIG FINISH:MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWSEmail us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls
27/12/2006All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Black Power Kiddie• Subway Thug busted by Mom• Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers• Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!YOU GOT BLINGED:• K-Fed is on allowance• Chef from South Park Resigns• Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut• Jessica Simpson to cool for BushBIG FINISH:Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into ClubsPlus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!
13/05/2006WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Peeper Skillz• Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children• Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer• Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!YOU GOT BLINGED:• Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)• 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid• 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!• 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in IraqBIG FINISH:• David Blaine = Underwater PussyPlus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served
25/03/2006We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run!• NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr• NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses• Subwaypalooza• Parole Officer Ratings!• NYU Best School in Bizarro World YOU GOT BLINGED:• $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served• Zagat Shopping Survey• Snakes on Plane coverage!• Cruise must hate furniture• Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?• Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudesBIG FINISH:Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!Plus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 9: Lil' Leaker
23/03/2006For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young• Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting) • NYPD Whore Monger!• 4yr old player? NOT.YOU GOT BLINGED:• Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot• Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him• Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip• Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!BIG FINISH:Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation — Need we say more?Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 10: Oscarz Bling
11/03/2006CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Racist Deli Moron• NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City• Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass• How to beat NYC tickets• Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy• MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantationYOU GOT BLINGED:• Fat + Britney = Fatney? • "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"• Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.• Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.BIG FINISH:Oscarz — News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers
25/02/2006Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Pickle Caper• Funeral Home Body Snatching• Lottery Bling• H&R Bitch• Jurassic Beaver found!YOU GOT BLINGED:• Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?• Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic• Celebrity Thief sent to Big House• Nicole Kidman marries redneck?BIG FINISH:D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-StewPlus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 7: White Stuff
18/02/2006Smacking down the third week of February!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• 27 inches, bitches!• Food Stamp Cops• Sexual Harassment for chicks• Gym Teacher Bribe Action• Cemetary Poo DudesYOU GOT BLINGED:• Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!• Michael Jackson Hush Money• P-Hilt bombed with white stuff• Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American IdolBIG FINISH:Cheney shoots his dawg in the face! Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 6: Panty Smellers
11/02/2006Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Cat Cop • Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.• Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser• Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"• Principal Panty PervertYOU GOT BLINGED:• Britney's Baby = Airbag• P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'• Mo Titties, No Problemz• Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon ladyBIG FINISH:Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 3: BLOW ME (up)
10/02/2006Blowin' up the 3rd week of JanuaryLISTEN NOW: NYCB News:• H-Clint vs. L-Bush• Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero• Subway reception conniptionYou got blinged:• Janet Jackson's got milk• Han Solo loves Chewbacca?• Div goes ballistic over celebrity cultureBig Finish:• Osama Bin Laden = True playaBling List:Find out who's the top 3 blingingestSend hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina
04/02/2006Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.LISTEN NOW: NYCB NEWS:• Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair• Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year• M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak• Beat Children — But not to death• Isiah (un)love child• G-Bush says no Humanimals• New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...YOU GOT BLINGED:• And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!• Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB• Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)• Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore BitchBIG FINISH:Brokeback Mountain = Dookie LovePlus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 4: Sausage Shaving
28/01/2006Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:• Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul• Phat Pillz• Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang WarYOU GOT BLINGED:• Miss Michael Jackson• Katie Holme's turkey baster• Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy BitchBIG FINSH:Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina DeniedAnd the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!SUBSCRIBE NOW: My Odeo Channel (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60)
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Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting
14/01/2006Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.LISTEN NOW: • Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!• New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006• Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it• Mob War or Gang War?• Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollarsSend hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing
14/01/2006Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.LISTEN NOW: • Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover• Best/Worst dressed list• Top NY Dog• NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury• 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious • Star Jones diet: Protein rich• Big Finish: Brangelina Baby• *New* — Top 3 of the week Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW: