Are You Wearing A Helmet? - An Actual Play Rpg

The battle continues...

The struggle continues as the party finds itself fighting a pack of undead rats. It's a tale of brave clerics, Rat Bite Fever, and halfling horn blowing. You don't want to miss this one, the end is a blast!

The party finds itself faced with horde of undead deep in the bowels of the of the Pink Castle's kitchen. It's a tale of bad combat rules, daddy issues, and really bad jokes. Nothing out of the ordinary there really.

The party finds itself even deeper within the larder of the Pink Castle's kitchen celebrating Chris Card's birthday. It's a tale of dungeon crawling, clanking teeth, and a plethora magical items.

The the gang finds an ominous magic item before entering a strange room filled with armored dead. It's a tale of new loot, accident prone halflings, and not so subtle advertising.

The party finds itself deep within the larder of the Pink Castle's kitchen talking of people, pickles, and pasties. (It's a Michigan meat pie, no really google it.) It's a tale of traps, undead, and cheating the wrong way. 

The gang receives a come hither summons to the pink castle. It's a tale of questionable building materials, our love for the state of Florida, and all new and improved halfling lore.

Better late than never, it's Happy Halloween to all our ghoulish listeners! Join us in our annual treat in which our heroes harass an old woman, a halfling is denied a monster girl harem, electrical shocks are administered, and real estate is "acquired".

The gang delves into the heart of the Mill's basement.  It's a tale of new rules, product placement, and challenging rope ladders.

The gang continues deeper into the depths of the mill only to discover more even more peril.  It's a tale of navigating tunnels, terrible rolls, and ingenious halfling traps.

The gang goes mission implausible as the plan an attack on the local thieves guild.  It's a tale of fishing, expert cart driving, and as always, even more obscure halfling facts.

The gang finally confronts their would be assassins in their own lair. It's a tale of poor planning, volatile chemicals, and of course, even more obscure halfling facts.

The gang returns to their lead with some questions and finds a new ally. It's a tale of traitors with old names, a thrilling chase, and new friends with clear directions.

The gang follows up on some leads concerning their latest troubles. It's a tale of questionable interrogation practices, obscure halfling facts, and wattle and daub.

The gang finally arrives at The Three Coppers Inn...and once again make friends and influence people. It's a tale of poor note taking, awkward character meetings, and a lesson in wizard defense training.

The gang nearly arrives at The Three Coppers Inn. But not before a gang of street thugs tries desperately to make this story interesting. It's a tale of street gangs, misunderstood rules, and halfling jeers. 

The gang comes dangerously close to moving the story along. A trip to the Iron Bar turns to a row in the streets. It's a tale of terrible smells, shrewd commodity investments , and not so warm welcomes. 

After a not so brief hiatus, the gang returns to the table to start a new brave story. Keith Allen takes the reins and learns the folly of his choices. It's a tale of long box text, thin back stories, and heavy fat shaming. 

The continuing romp through the D&D module, The Death House.  Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.

Join us for a romp through the D&D module, The Death House.  Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.