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We talk corned Beef, a bit of the Bachelor and the masked singer. Incompetech was down so I couldn’t read the song description for you sorry, for hardcore fans I’ve put it below.————————————————Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeodStrength Of The TitansKevin MacLeodOh, this is a big one. Short, but big. There's nothing wrong with either of those things. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! Also, we touch on the finale of Bachelor in Paradise. love youse haha See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health decline like this since MAFS. Naomi also details her car crash which Danielle finds perhaps too funny See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not be in love with Brittney, she is an actual angel. We curse anyone who is rude to her See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fun podcast between good friends with opposing views? That's sure to be an entertaining hour and a half for you to drift in and out of while you fill out spreadsheets at work! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran a villain WTF, why do Cassie and Mary hate Abbie for being a hot babe? Sorry if there are point when we were out of sync, talking over the internet is sometimes tough See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring. Honestly, we've saved everyone quite a bit of grief. All hail Queen Angela!Also I think Danielle accidentally recorded her audio on her laptop mic. This is funny because of all the chat we have about the abysmal sound quality of the pod. Endearing, some would say (some). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale is here!!!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Black Lives Matter resources: The Bail ProjectThe Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund provides free bail assistance to low-income individuals who are legally presumed innocent, and whom a judge has deemed eligible for release before trial contingent on paying bail. They are helping protestors across the US.https://bailproject.org/Sisters InsideWestern Australia refuses to change the laws where people who have no criminal convictions are imprisoned if they do not have the capacity to pay a fine. People are languishing in prison for not being able to pay their fines. Single Aboriginal mothers make up the majority of those in prison who do not have the capacity to pay fines. They are living in absolute poverty and cannot afford food and shelter for their children let alone pay a fine. They will never have the financial capacity to pay a fine. Help to pay their fines. People should not be imprisoned for being living in poverty!https://au.gofundme.com/f/bfvnvt-freethepeopleChange Th

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highlight of our lives and I for one am annoyed the little rat children complained about drinking bleach and getting hot oil burns because now we don’t have more seasons of this show!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first three episodes of KID NATION, which has already turned out to be far better than any of the other crap they talk about. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about Too Hot to Handle with a little Love is Blind thrown in there. Why don't you just listen? What's the worst that could happen? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. Instead we talk about the fact it’s both our dads birthdays WTF woah crazy, Naomi had a zoom with Matt Agnew, Danielle is in a passive aggressive dispute with a littering neighbour, and the world is ending, ENJOY! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s finally the last episode of Married at first sight. Very nice, we like!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does she say this or does she say pipe down chachi??? Now that I’ve googled it, it was probably that?? But, there is no way to know. Except of course to rewatch the episode… but I would sooner die. xoxox See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

more mafs bullshit honestly...... what else do you want us to say See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan and Aleks, Danielle hopes the producers just manipulated Josh and Michael. Long live Ivan and Aleks. Also the song this week is great, an 80's ballad. Lovely See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird echo, but this podcast is free so get over OKAY! SORRY! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and has to watch MAFS at regular speed like the rest of us. She loves it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.