Lifes A Bach

An earlier version of this episode cut off the last 3 minutes (yikes!) This one is maybe broken in a different way, but there’s only one way to find out. Give it a listen!

The ladies eat bread and fancy oil and vinegar, literal munchies and Nanaimo bars and talk about lots of other shows but surprisingly mostly about the Bachelorette!

And we’re back! We talk a little bit about the Bachelorette but also about middle school and the bug museum. Just listen to it!

The ladies gather in the middle of the Bachelor off season to enjoy the fruits of their labors: FREE SNACKS. Peatos and Paleovalley generously provided samples for review (but are not sponsors) and the gals had a great time eating noisily into your ears. If you suffer from misophonia, this is probably not the show and definitely not the episode for you. Also episode tried to autocorrect to episiotomy, so that’s weird.

Once again the ladies fall victim to the perils of using the voice memo app to record a show. Lesson (finally) learned! In order to produce a final episode we asked some friends to contribute content and comments and did our best to smush it together. Hopefully it’s not terrible! Either way we’ll be back May 15th-ish to talk about many things, including Season 15 of The Bachelorette starting (Alabama) Hannah Brown.

The ladies gather on this lovely Saturday morning to eat carbs and talk about the actual most dramatic episode of the Bachelor... maybe ever? They also discuss the Women Tell All and make predictions about next week’s nonsense.

The ladies try to talk about hometowns and they do okay at it.

The ladies attempt to recap 2 episodes since they were snowed in and unable to convene last week. Despite their best efforts they talk almost exclusively about things other than The Bachelor. Unsurprisingly, they also eat snacks!

Mal, Jill and Hill crunch loudly on chips and dip so don’t listen if you have misophonia. Also don’t listen if you hate hearing about Ted Bundy because there’s a pretty long bit where Jill and Hill just listen while Mal fills them in on some creepiness from the Ted Bundy tapes. Do listen if you like jokes and us talking about people you (probably) don’t remember from middle school!

Hill and Jill fly semi solo and do a lil shorty episode for the fans! Mal will be back next week but is featured via saved snap chat vids. Please enjoy this, okay?

The ladies talk for 92 a solid minutes about amazing things they tell great jokes they have a wonderful insights into society at large and then the app crashes and they lose at all. This is just us apologizing for her technical shortcomings and Jill giving a brief recap of not the whole episode she just realized.

Live from the freezing ass basement with special guest appearance by Mal’s husband Kevin. Mal learns the real title of a well known gossip magazine. Jill mostly eats dinner and Hill is the voice of reason as always.

Mal, Jill & Hillary reunite after several quiet months of Bach hiatus. Aunt Patty asks the ladies to talk less about the Bachelor but they forget to try that until the end and also forget to mention it.

Jill checks in just in case anyone wants to listen to her talk for 3 minutes. She also does a bad job using her phone even though she works in I.T. Merry Christmas Eve!

The ladies eat hella pastries and discuss mostly things other than Bachelor In Paradise including but not limited to: True Crime, Baked Goods, Non-Bachelor Reality Shows, Off Season Podcast Ideas.

Mal takes the night off and Jill & Hill do their best to cover an unreasonably lengthy couple of anticlimactic episodes. It is hard and they are tired, but they really try!

Jill and Mall and Hill join forces once again to try and discern what the heck happened on another episode of Bachelor in Paradise. They take a couple long breaks and get a little confused along the way. Jill is even worse than usual at accents.

The ladies take a week off from podcasting to catch up on life (Jill) have birthdays (Mal) and play with their friends (Hill). Jill takes a full 7 days to put out this 5 minute recap episode for any of our listeners who don’t watch the show and rely on us to provide them the goods (yikes!)

Hill joins Jill and Mal once again on this hot smoky PNW day. They forget to talk about lots of things including snacks (Grilled cheese bites with marinara and rhubarb coffee cake) and Yuki the adorable Japanese bartender. Despite this, they do manage to talk for over an hour.

Mal & Jill just dive right on into the season premier of Paradise which Chris Harrison touts as the MOST DRAMATIC SEASON EVER. Jill isn’t totally sure she used the word tout correctly in this description but she’s decided to go ahead with it anyway.