Morning Wood

The Termites gnaw on Elijah Wood's favorite martial arts weapon and bust through therapy, living in a haunted house, parenting amid ignorance, belated class completion, thrift store T-shirts, self-defense protocol, meeting Power Rangers, and kiddie MMA. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite candle scent? The Termites waft their way through umami, Play-Doh flavors, knat breeding, living room leisure, Bath & Body Works, sexual butter painting, allergies, Marmite, Los Angeles restaurants, and cheese rinds. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites munch on Elijah Wood's favorite reality dating show and chew through bad kissing, mumblecore, being pretentious in high school, gaining perspective on yourself, enjoying garbage movies, Fact Girl, sharing food, lesbian Cinderella, global seasons, and "This Old House: Bachelor Edition." FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Elijah's Termites take a bite out of his favorite amusement park ride and march their way through tattoos, lessons learned, La Croix, exclusive conventions, made-up memories, sled analogies, short lines, and emo music. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite video game!? The Termites power-up to tunnel through drainage, extreme heat, wireless printing, furps, Celtic Woman, coffee enemas, screen light, shopping for makeup, and Pokémon names. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites nibble on Elijah Wood's favorite free bread and make themselves at home in the old bay/bae, the rules of Red Lobster, carnivorous plants, condiment rivers, sex tips, giant lobsters, new variations of surf and turf, and water balloon roulette. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite conspiracy theory? The Termites are on the case as they build a mound of cloning, kendama, age-gap crushes, live-streaming, thirst traps, auto-corrected texts, Tokyo Idols, and being a teenage boy. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites take it back with the question of Elijah Wood's favorite Friends character along with never-ending youtube videos, getting in touch with Gen Z, consequences for stealing pizza, Kevin James's struggles as a delivery man, and celebrity crushes of their teenage years. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites peruse Elijah's as well as their own anatomical affinities and explore shoddy apartment living, adorable temperature taking, electrical jolts, and new applications of hand to hand combat. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite fictional bunny!? The Termites chomp into the world of make-believe hoppers and discuss space, murder preferences, soylent, dance movies, cannibalism, Sophie's Choice-esque savior scenarios, and animal reproduction. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It’s the first episode!!! The Termites delve into Elijah Wood’s underwears, Tony Hawk video games, and the interchangeability of Wild Hogs and Old Dogs. Plus, strong emotional responses to Guy Fieri and determining what exactly is the definition of “rippage…” FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr