Six Degrees Of Schwarzenegger

It's the second episode of our breakdown of HIGHLANDER! This episode covers 21:17 - 44:28; McLeod gets interrogated, Kurgan arrives in NYC, Brenda makes a startling discovery, McLeod stalks Brenda, the hunter becomes the hunted, Medieval McLeod is banished from his clan and meets Heather, Ramirez finds Medieval McLeod and takes him under his wing.

We're back with a brand spanking new series on 1986's HIGHLANDER and we're joined by special guest and HIGHLANDER aficionado Andrew! This episode covers 0:00 - 21:17; Connery voiceover, Queen will rock you, MacLeod goes to a wrestling match, MacLeod fights Fasil, Kurgan meets MacLeod in medieval Scotland; modern day MacLeod is detained by police, and Debra discovers a rare sword.

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We're back with the exciting third installment of our breakdown of Sylvester Stallone's 1986 masterpiece Cobra! This episode covers 32:15 - 50:46; Cobra goes to his files, the Nightslasher closes in on Ingrid, Cobra battles goons, Ingrid evades the Nightslasher, another attempted ambush, and a wild car chase.

In the second chapter of our breakdown of Stallone's opus Cobra, we take a deeper look at the utterly weird shit that makes this movie tick. This episode covers 16:41 - 32:15; The Nightslasher kills, a meeting in the morgue, Cobra's theory is discarded, the Nightslasher strikes again, Ingrid sees too much. a robot photoshoot, Ingrid gets attacked, Cobra and Gonzalez interview Ingrid, and the Nightslasher sets his sights on Ingrid.

We're back with a brand new series about a true cult action movie - Sylvester Stallone's Cobra! This episode covers 0:00 - 16:41; Cobra fills us in on the decline of law and order in America, a cult gathering, a maniac take a grocery story hostage, Cobra arrives, Cobra kills, Cobra leaves, and a timely newscast fills us in on the Nightslasher.

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Welcome to the 2nd episode of our breakdown of 1996’s ERASER. Join us as Kevin and John talk about the Schwarzenegger shared universe, standing orders for balloon bouquets, toxic ex behavior, major/minor hand injuries, awkward flirting, the origins of Con Air, and we debate the Arnold Schwarzenegger of bourbons. This episode covers 21:01 - 42:07; Lee meets the Eraser and learns of the danger she’s in, the evidence is IMMEDIATELY stolen, Lee makes some bad decisions, Eraser saves her from assassins, Eraser disappears Lee in NYC, a rash of witness murders, and Eraser begins to distrust DeGuerin.

LET’S PARTY! We return to the Well of Arnold as we tackle another Schwarzenegger classic, ERASER. Listen as John and Kevin discuss our origin story, binging free HBO, bootleg VHS’s, unethical milk, horny FBI agents, and the director’s checkered past. And RIP to the legend James Caan. This episode covers 0:00 - 21:01; a perplexing montage, Johnny has some unwelcome visitors, Eraser saves the day, DeGuerin is introduced, Eraser is given his next assignment, Lee goes undercover inside Cyrez, Lee gets busted and narrowly escapes.

Time for Mai Tais and Yahtzee! In the final episode of CON AIR breakdown, John and Kevin talk crazy stunts and huge explosions, one-armed pull-ups, Las Vegas geography, recasting the movie, and the power of Christ and Nicolas Cage. This episode covers 1:29:45 - 1:49:20; a Jail Bird dance party, Grissom’s mole hunt, Baby-O takes a bullet, Poe proves the existence of God, a crash landing on the Vegas Strip, a wild car chase, and a family reunion.

In the PENULTIMATE episode of our breakdown of CON AIR, it’s time to “fight, f*ck, or hit the fence!” Things get weird as Kevin and John look at Nic Cage’s career trajectory, penal lore, fresh onions and chicken feet, and discuss how the Enola Gay factors into all this. This episode covers 1:07:59 - 1:29:45; Grissom puts the prisoners to work, Poe discovers Cindino’s deception, Poe meets Larkin, the battle of Lerner Airfield, Poe saves Bishop and Baby-O, and the Jail Bird takes flight again.

In the third episode of our breakdown of CON AIR, things get unf*cked as John and Kevin critique the movie’s impossible logistics, Nic Cage’s professional motivations, everyone’s obsession with Poe, and we debate the right amount of “piece-of-sh*tness.” This episode covers 44:20 - 1:07:59; Swamp Thing takes the wheel, Larkin and Malloy bump heads, Poe sends Larkin a message, Garland Greene breaks his silence, Billy Bedlam meets his demise, and everyone converges at Lerner Airfield.

In our second episode on the Nic Cage classic CON AIR, Kevin and John examine Sims’ poor judgement, lazy writing, useless pilots, Leo’s track record, Trejo’s one track mind, “umbrella drinks and dirty naked freaks,” and debate what exactly Cameron Poe’s hairstyle is. This episode covers 21:30 - 44:20; Pinball commits a hate crime, the cons take control of the Jail Bird, Sims gets himself killed, Cyrus pulls the old switcharoo, Larkin figures out the scheme, the Jail Bird escapes, and karma catches up with Pinball.

We’re back with a new series on the 1997 classic CON AIR!!! Listen as John gives an impromptu Foreigner concert, and we discuss Nic Cage’s southern accent, knockoff Michael Bays, a Powers Boothe vocal cameo, ramming someone’s nose up into their brain, and Jerry Bruckheimer’s role in the downfall of the classic action movie. This episode covers 0:00 - 21:30; Poe gets discharged, Poe kills a guy, Poe pleads guilty, Poe does hard time, Poe gets paroled, and Poe gets placed on Con Air with a motley crew of prisoners.

In the grand finale of our THE LAST DRAGON Kevin makes a mess as we discuss our favorite Ninja Turtles, Eddie’s criminal history, Chung Li’s powder, the unlikely history of nunchucks, and we send our respect to regular listener Daniel Day Lewis. This episode covers 1:23:25 -1:44:25; Leroy walks into a trap, Leroy’s students save the day, Ernie Reyes Jr. struts his stuff, Eddie switches to “plan B,” Leroy walks into another trap, a showdown with Sho Nuff, the show must go on, and Leroy finally makes a move.

In the PENULTIMATE episode of our THE LAST DRAGON retrospective, John and Kevin discuss soul brothers, Sho Nuff’s cult, TMNT inspirations, Chunk prototypes, Bruce Lee boners and lady blue balls. This episode covers 1:01:01 - 1:23:25; Eddie recruits Sho Nuff, Leroy tells Laura about the glow, Laura gives a thoughtful gift, Eddie abducts Laura and Richie, Leroy learns the truth about the Master, and Leroy prepares for battle.

In episode 3 of our breakdown of THE LAST DRAGON, Kevin and John are getting Woodenville wasted and talking about collectible porn, body oil & roller-skates, virgin nerves, pizza with bean sprouts, anti-Asian Asians, and Laura getting THIRSTY. This episode covers 39:43 - 1:01:01; Laura Charles is tortured with Angela’s music, Leroy rescue Laura again, Laura puts her moves on Leroy, Leroy resumes his search for Sum Dum Goy, Sho Nuff wrecks Daddy Green’s Pizzeria, Leroy does some soul searching, and things come to a head with Eddie and Angela.