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PkmnMstrz Podcast 47 Recording Date: May 3, 2020 Release Date: May 5, 2020 Welcome to May where we try to gain control of the spiraling world around us, and yet still are able to play our location based game. Niantic continues to build this "get out and go" game while making adjustments to keep people safe.  Tune into our Event Radar to keep up with what's coming for the month of May! You know we'll speak to past conversations from our fellow Professors Ken and Adam from Lured Up! Tune in as we peel back what could assist in building Pokémon GO into the eSport we've all been hoping for. You know where to find that information; all hidden in the Battle Arena! https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com PokeMiners tweets; change to GBL schedule https://bit.ly/2yk1bFX & Change to Mewtwo base catch rate https://bit.ly/2YyaDzX Lured Up with PokeMiners https://bit.ly/LuredUp126 Lured Up with Alfindeol https://bit.ly/LuredUp124 Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscor

PkmnMstrz Podcast 46 Recording Date: April 27, 2020 Release Date: April 28, 2020 Buddy Up! Hope everyone's closer with their buddy Pokémon after that event. A sprinkling of shiny Abra, and the beat drops on Remote Raiding. Everybody hang up for the newest event to Pokémon GO and the ability to raid from home. Make sure to stay safe, and wash your hands! https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInstagram • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzFacebook • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Density & Time Tune in! https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnApplePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnBreaker https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastbox https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastro https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnGooglePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOniHeartRadio https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnOvercast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnPocketCast

PkmnMstrz Podcast 45 Recording Date: April 21, 2020 Release Date: April 21, 2020 Pokémon GO 's very first Incense Day, Community Day for April confirmed, Adventure Sync shenanigans. Could there possibly be more? https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com Lured Up 124 "Hold on to Your Butts" with Alfindeol https://spoti.fi/2zaU2HM Lured Up 126 "Game Master" with Marty from PokeMiners https://spoti.fi/2ytCt5u Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInstagram • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzFacebook • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Density & Time Tune in! https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnApplePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnBreaker https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastbox https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastro https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnGooglePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOniHeartRadio https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnOvercast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzO

Recording Date: April 13, 2020 Release Date: April 14, 2020 No matter what we talk about, it all comes back to the snacks! With a GO Battle League shift to Master League, a GO Battle Day featuring everyone's favourite Aqua Mouse, and more battles than you can imagine... Could there be anything more to touch on. You're gonna have to tune into find out! https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com PokeMiners Mine: https://bit.ly/2XoZCk9 Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInstagram • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzFacebook • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Density & Time Tune in! https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnApplePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnBreaker https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastbox https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastro https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnGooglePodcast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOniHeartRadio https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnOvercas

Recording Date: April 6, 2020 Release Date: April 7, 2020 Needless to say we had ALL the Foongus. Hello April and all the Niantic glory spring can bring when we're cooped up indoors. https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com Pokémon GO Hub article: https://bit.ly/2wlfTvg Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInstagram • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzFacebook • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Density & Time Tune in! https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnApplePodcasts https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnBreaker https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastbox https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastro https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnGooglePodcasts https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOniHeartRadio https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnOvercast https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnPocketCasts https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnPodcastGuru https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnPodcastRepublic https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnRadioPublic https:

Recording Date: March 30, 2020 Release Date: March 31, 2020 Forgot to put the Food Network on in the background. Can you tell? But there was a ton of info we flew through this week! April coming up on us, new research, new legendary, new... game incoming really. The world's a bit crazy with everything going on, but Niantic's keeping up with trying to make our lives easier. https://pokemonprofessor.com http://PkmnMstrz.com RSVP to our Toxic Cup (April 6): https://silph.gg/t/jf5h/ (Check-In 6876) Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInstagram • https://bit.ly/JoltSw1tchFacebook • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Density & Time Tune in! https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnApplePodcasts https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnBreaker https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastbox https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnCastro https://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzOnGooglePodcasts https://bit.

Recording Date: March 22, 2020 Release Date: March 24, 2020 What's with this fiasco?! Matt's been home for a week, so he's a bit stir crazy, and you can tell. Touching on all the events gone by for last week and upcoming for this week. The movies we've been able to enjoy due to COVID-19 (Contagion, The Campaign, Dinner for Schmucks) and breaking news to do with the first two links below!  Announcements post recording! So Lugia is cancelled. As a whole. So Cobalion will remain in GO Battle League Rewards and in Tier 5s until Marche 31st at 10pm Local Time.  https://pokemonprofessor.com https://PkmnMstrz.com Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInsta • http://bit.ly/JoltSw1tchFacebook • http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Art Commission: https://instagram.com/ladyendifi • GO Cast Episode: https://bit.ly/GOCas

Recording Date: March 14 Release Date: March 17 Welcome to the pandemic. Quarantines, borders closing and the world of Pokémon changing with the world to boot. I definitely wanna take the time to thank Niantic for making the adjustments to this game to watch out for our safety as trainers. I know how to spell it, but apparently the algorithms don't like it in the title. At least not with the hyphen. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • Instagram: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInsta • Facebook: http://bit.ly/JoltSw1tchFacebook • Twitter: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • Patreon: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo.

Recording Date: March 8, 2020 Are you ready? More March events to add to the roster, and a special guest! We have our close friend Jenny visiting, so of course we'll have her say hello. Lots of info here this week as more events have been announced, and having a quick chat on the new paid events we're seeing on Community Day and possibly the week after too. Jenny! http://bit.ly/2U5xFdV Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzDiscord • Instagram: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzInsta • Facebook: http://bit.ly/JoltSw1tchFacebook • Twitter: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzTwitter • Patreon: http://bit.ly/PkmnMstrzPatreon • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo.

Recording Date: March 1, 2020 Niantic seemed to pop open the even piñata on March; unless you have your phone in the game for 31 days, you may just miss out! Lured Up - A Pokémon GO Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/4c26wQcRwaD17z8wk01E8X?si=cBgcvo7LQ8qdrqMHXJ5o1Q Pokémon Professor Network https://pokemonprofessor.com/ Terry Wolf https://twitter.com/qwhiz Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Voicemail & SMS: 548-800-5091 • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo.

February is coming to a close! The month of events is nearly over. Why not end it off with an egg shuffle? Bye bye Tornadus. Hello Rock Wrecker. Who's ready to see Rhyperior in PvP? A quick touch on our life at home and the fiasco that it's been. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo.

Buddy Pokémon shenanigans, Safari Zone ideas, a data mine, and then a mess of other topics. Valentine's Day and certain gifted video games may have come up too. *cough* Dead by Daylight *cough* Adil https://fb.gg/xacceptiion Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/PkmnMstrz/message

February just keeps on giving; new events coming up after we finish recording. 2020 may be the year we just can't keep up. Quickly touching on that Surprise Spotlight Hour, and as I post the episode Spoink has been announced for this week's Spotlight Hour (Feb 11 6pm-7pm local time). Results of that pesky Community Day Vote. And of course spontaneous Food Network commentary. You can't really ask for more, but maybe there is! Tune in to find out. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Kream in Your Koffee: https://open.spotify.com/show/2NYtxEZyYelR6RMKmjfPLB?si=dhiN7abSQu2rzKB5p_vXfw • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with N

I know February's full of events, but I mean really... GO Battle League is HERE!! You know we're gonna touch on that too. New moves, shorter walking distance for battles, MORE battles daily, and the SuperBowl may be playing in the background. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/PkmnMstrz/message

Delving into the data mine of v0.165.0, sharing info about iiNK and his Mega Cup endeavours, and speaking to the remainder or Team Regicide. Oh! And Food Network making Pokémon Cakes. We also had a guest for a little, Miss Stella wanted to say hello. And our avatars are no longer vampires. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: http://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: http://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: http://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: http://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Music: Illiad Artist: Denisty & Time • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch and PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/PkmnMstrz/message

Production: GO Live http://twitch.com/golive_pvp & https://www.patreon.com/Golivepvp1 Tournament Link: https://silph.gg/t/eya6/ Venue: Patent Social (https://www.facebook.com/PatentSocial/) Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: https://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz • Facebook: https://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pkmn_Mstrz • Patreon: https://patreon.com/PkmnMstrz • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch and PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/PkmnMstrz/message

Everything that exploded this last week; huge moves in the Pokémon GO PvP esports scene, much thanks to iiNK and Rebel Gaming. A quick nod to Team Regicide. All the 5G details we could muster, and of course a Fusion Cup recap for KWCG and Orlando. iiNk's links: https://twitter.com/iiNK & https://twitch.tv/iiNK #RegicidePvP https://twitter.com/TeamRegicidePvP Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: http://instagram.com/joltsw1tch • Facebook: http://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoltSw1tch • Patreon: http://patreon.com/JoltSw1tch • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Take a look at http://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz ! • Music: 100841 Artist: Captive Portal • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch and PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/JoltSw1tch/message

Everything we missed and things coming up! Diving into the GO Battle League data mine and all the information that shares with us. Of course there is The Food Network playing in the background AND new Pokémon released already. And don't forget Community Day. Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: http://instagram.com/joltsw1tch • Facebook: http://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitch: http://twitch.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoltSw1tch • Patreon: http://patreon.com/JoltSw1tch • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Take a look at http://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz ! • Music: 100841 Artist: Captive Portal • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch and PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/JoltSw1tch/message

Commentary: Mango https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Lv-eLFJenP188UzFWyt2Q Production: GO Live http://twitch.com/golive_pvp & https://www.patreon.com/Golivepvp1 Tournament Link: https://silph.gg/t/cqqu/ Venue: The Hive (https://thehiveesports.com/) Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: http://instagram.com/joltsw1tch • Facebook: http://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitch: http://twitch.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoltSw1tch • Patreon: http://patreon.com/JoltSw1tch • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Take a look at http://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz ! • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch, PkmnMstrz, and Go Live are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Freak, or Nintendo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/JoltSw1tch/message

As promised last episode a smidge of getting to know your hosts better. We opened the flood gates to all your questions! If you didn't hear yours on air... it's because you only asked in your head. Special shout out to Andrew from GO Live for his questions (overachiever). Make sure to check him out on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/golive_pvp and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXYHEkRXpX5QRAJJ5X2IRA Make sure to like, follow and subscribe! • Discord: https://discord.gg/ycyu5V9 • Instagram: http://instagram.com/joltsw1tch • Facebook: http://facebook.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitch: http://twitch.com/JoltSw1tch • Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoltSw1tch • Patreon: http://patreon.com/JoltSw1tch • E-Mail: joltsw1tch@outlook.com • Take a look at http://instagram.com/pkmnmstrz ! • Music: 100841 Artist: Captive Portal • Pokémon and all respective names are ™ and © of Nintendo 1996-2018. Pokémon GO is ™ and © of Niantic, Inc. JoltSw1tch and PkmnMstrz are not affiliated with Niantic Inc., The Pokémon Company, Game Fre