Eat My Shorts: A Simpsons Podcast

This week we get to know Ralph Wiggum a little better in one of his early feature storylines. Irvin and Nacho theorize about the untold Ralph origin story involving his original parents, discuss the vacillating moral compasses of the Springfield Elementary School bullies, reminisce on bygone answering machine messages of yore, and give some love to an all time great food--soup!!Find us @eatmyshortspod! Support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

We finish up Flanders Month on the show with a Flanders favorite of ours that also happens to be about the Big Game (come on, you know the one. . .I can’t mention it by name or we’ll get sued by the NFL). Will Flanders regret showing Homer Simpson kindness? We answer this question and many more, and we also talk about septic tanks, the Village People, and satellite dishes as a status symbol in the early 90s. We round out the show with a call-in game show bit, “Who Loves Ned Flanders the Most?” featuring an Eat My Shorts listener you may remember!Hey you can be a part of future game show segments! Follow us @eatmyshortspod for updates. You can also support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

This week on the show we cover a gag-packed episode with our special guest, Vanessa Guadiana. We share stories of Simpsons Halloween costumes of years past, discuss the differences between paying for Spotify versus the free experience, and speculate on the sex lives of Simpsons characters.Find us @eatmyshortspod! You can also support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

Irvin shares a hurricane story from Nuevo Leon, Nacho takes the listeners through his flu season healthcare, and we talk about the alarming number of kids who’ve had guns in the Simpsons! It’s true.Find us @eatmyshortspod! You can also support the show on Patreon.com/eatmyshortspod & get cool bonus stuff

Welcome to season II of the podcast! And happy new year. Join Irvin and Nacho once again as they are back in the newly renovated studio to celebrate the great new contracts they signed and kick off Flanders Month on the show. This week’s episode is an early Flanders classic that sees Homer in new territory with his neighbor Ned. Do we talk about lawn maintenance? You bet. Hanging out at the mall? Pshh. . .uh, yeah. Do we also talk about our favorite “Just Stamp the Ticket” Guy bits? Most assuredly! Find us @eatmyshortspod! You can also support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

The Funzo craze descends on Springfield and it’s up to Bart and Lisa to save Christmas from these destructive droids. We also dream of an alternate universe Simpsons where Bart’s fashion changed with fashion trends, we discuss butt scenes in the Simpsons, and we reveal some big news for the future of Eat My Shorts.  Find us @eatmyshortspod! You can also support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

The three share their experiences with the notoriously difficult 8-bit classic, and spend some time talking about Garfield, chiptune music, the Papa John's Pizza restaurant's apology to its customers, and all the bullies Adam beat up in elementary school.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In the spirit of the season, Irvin and Nacho get into a Simpsons holiday classic, and deliver a few scares along the way. We also have discussions about onions (this segment is not recommended for onion haters), microwave radiation, eccentric teachers from our past, and Nacho pitches Irvin his one million dollar invention idea in the Shark Tank. Please, nobody steal this idea or you'll be hearing from our lawyers.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

All rise—this week’s podcast is now in session. Irvin and Nacho head to the courtroom this week for the case of Marge Simpson vs. the Kwik-E-Mart. We also talk about informercials, shoplifting, and Barney Gumble’s personal life. Find us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! You can also support the show on Patreon & get cool bonus stuff

Join us as we also "dish*" on our favorite Thanksgiving dishes and "talk turkey**" about holiday altruism and homelessness.Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram. Also, you can join the show on Patreon and get cool exclusive extras!*hilarious wordplay**bonus hilarious wordplay★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We also talk about making prank calls as kids, Michael Jackson's many holiday songs, and ask an important question: was Fraiser inspired by Dr. Marvin Monroe? Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Other topics of conversation include BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: Julio Cesar Chavez and boxing in the 90’s, shopping malls, and some of Homer’s various non-nuclear-plant gigs. Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Human listeners--DO NOT BE ALARMED. Irvin and Nacho have been put into suspended animation and replaced by aliens on this week's show. They discuss a Halloween episode that they're particularly fond of, as well as Earth subjects such as attics, school science projects, and miniature American flags. Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get access to cool bonus stuff.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Other topics discussed include famous TV robots, the Late Night with Conan O'Brien show, time travel, and school lunch memories both fond and frightening.Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Nacho escape demons in order to bring you today's episode focusing on the very first Treehouse of Horror episode from season 2. We also discuss the satanic panic of the 1980s, James Earl Jones, thunderstorm safety, the propellor beanie, and their Halloween costumes.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

No, you're not at a movie theatre--you're listening to this week's podcast! Irvin and Nacho don their formalware for today's classic cartoon crossover episode featuring Jay Sherman of "The Critic" visiting Springfield. We discuss Mr. Burn's vanity, the Jerry Springer Show, professional belching, and meet our new intern. Hit us up @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Additional hot topics of discussion this week include dog jobs, brushes with truancy, Austin’s Rainey Street drinking district, corns and bunions, and our new unskilled intern. Follow us @eatmyshortspod on Twitter and Instagram! Support the show on Patreon and get cool bonus stuff!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We also share our childhood team sport experiences, as well as discuss latter-day Simpsons episode opening scenes, the Catdog cartoon, and bootleg highschool sports team logos. We also attempt to figure out who Nelson Muntz's REAL dad is.Find us on Twitter & Instagram @eatmyshortspod or send us an email at eatmyshortspod@gmail.com!Rate us on iTunes, okay?!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Nacho are joined by special guests Jessica De Santiago (Nacho's famous wife) and Adam Reyna, who discusses his personal connection to this classic Lisa-centric episode as well as his and Irvin's sports-related first encounter. The three also get into such topics as minor league sports teams gimmicks, Moe's ongoing resentment of Homer, and sound effects machine reviews on Amazon.Find us on Twitter & Instagram @eatmyshortspod or send us an email: eatmyshortspod@gmail.com! We now also have a Patreon where you can support the show directly & get extra stuff: www.patreon.com/eatmyshortspod★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Marge revives her dream of painting but is soon challenged by a portrait commissioned by Mr. Burns. We also challenge the scientific veracity of Uncle Scrooge swimming in coins, get into some theme park talk, give a mosh pit history lesson, and talk about nude art.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★