Eat My Shorts: A Simpsons Podcast

Your long and terrible wait is over--season 3 of Eat My Shorts is finally here! While season 3 brings a few changes to the show, the laughs haven't gone anywhere! This week's show is packed with as many laughs as your sides can handle before they split open. In addition to the robust Simpsons episode review you've come to expect from the show, additional topics covered include 90's sci-fi, Santa's Little Helper's birth, a local act of arson, & daddyboy moments in the Simpsons.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On this show, we loosen our corporate neck ties a little and get into some talk about bootleg Simpsons merchandise and its place in our lives growing up. Nacho reveals his own experience producing bootleg products, and our hosts discuss America's most famous mallet-based comic, Gallagher, getting tattoos of passwords, and upcoming Eat My Shorts merchandise! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Folks, this is a bigtime episode. Eat My Shorts has pulled out all the stops. With such crummy ratings, we had no choice! Irvin & Nacho welcome back a very special guest, a former intern! She catches the show up on where she is now, and hosts the ultimate Simpsons Trivia Showdown later on in the episode. To close out Krusty Month and season two of the show we discuss Kamp Krusty, as well as talk about forging report cards, what the hell is in fruitcakes, and how to take acid by putting it under your bandana.After the ratings are given, Irvin & Nacho go head to head in an extreme trivia title match. It's the Guinness World Record Holder vs. the O'Doul's Galactic Champion!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week on the show, Irvin & Nacho cover a crown jewel episode in the Simpsons catalogue. Krusty's gambling addiction causes him to open up a clown college, resulting in Homer becoming his best protégé.  Please make sure you are ready for a classic episode before you press play! We also get into conversations about Happy Days, Mall Santas, butt chugging, the Harlem Globetrotters, & Irvin's trip to a country line dance bar in Dallas.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Krusty Month continues on the show! Irvin & Nacho discuss a beloved Krusty episode this week that caused them both to ROFL for a dangerously long time. We also spend some time discussing the tarnished image of the clown in modern culture, stealing cable, & Chespirito.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to the last month of Eat My Shorts season 2! We left it to you, our listeners, to pick the character whose episodes we'll cover to wrap up 2019, & you chose Krusty! We apologize to everyone who chose Database. Maybe season 3!This is a very special episode of the Simpsons, so it must be a very special episode of Eat My Shorts, right? Of course we discuss Krusty & Sideshow Bob, but we also talk about grocery stores, the pork industry, KISS, & propose a Home Alone 2 Director's Cut.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Teddy Tidds have returned for part two of their episode with special guest, Nacho! Teddy challenges Nacho to the Simpsons Trivia world record and title belt, and the fate of the podcast hangs in the balance. Who will occupy the co-host chair??We also listen back to some highlights of the history of Eat My Shorts, AKA the Thinking Person's Podcast, AKA the POC Simpsons Podcast, AKA the Texas Podcast.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to part one of a very special celebration for the show! Eat My Shorts has reached a milestone achievement as a show, and our hosts look back on two seasons of podcasts merriment, and raise a toast to our growing young snow!! Topics discussed include Teddy Tidd's wedding, Cheers aging badly, and people in your life who don't love the Simpsons. We also look back on some wonderful clips of the show.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome, Eat My Shorties, to the SCARE-ifying conclusion of Kang & Kodos month on the show. Irvin is forced to start the show without Nacho, who is mysteriously missing for the first part of the episode. After professionalism is restored, our hosts talk about their favorite moments from Treehouse of Horror VI as well as advertising mascots, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Martin Prince tattoos, and the all-time scariest Treehouse of Horror horror moments.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Abandon all MOPE, ye who enter this episode!! Irvin and Nacho have come down with Vampirism this week but still show up to deliver one frightfully GHOUL-arious show! Tonight we tell you three tales of Simpsons terror, and touch on additional HORRIFIC digressive topics like souls as a plot device, banned cartoons, and remove our weekly Simpsons News segment from behind the paywall for just one week! What rascals!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Nacho come to you from the spirit realm to discuss a scary Simpson classic in the longest and therefore best episode to date! This episode contains a frightening trilogy of tales, each more hellish than the last. We also talk about Smithers' military history, wild hogs, how we were conceived, and Waldo.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of Moe Month! Irvin and Nacho wrap up a month of shows devoted to Springfield's favorite mug that serves the drug we love to chug. After being publicly humiliated, Moe gets cosmetic surgery on his face and is so pleased with the results he seeks revenge on all who wronged him. Hey, this sounds kind of like that movie The Joker I keep hearing about! The Simpsons predicted it! Anyhow, in addition to a Moe-centric series of discussions around this episode, our famous hosts also talk about over-serving booze, POC representation in The Simpsons, and go head-to-head in a Simpsons Trivia Showdown unlike anything you've ever seen or heard in your entire life!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to one of the most dramatic episodes of the Simpsons we've covered yet! Homer and Marge's marriage hangs in the balance and our gossip hound hosts Irvin and Nacho are here to cover all the very personal drama. In addition to the drama in this episode, Nacho also challenges Irvin to his Simpsons world record and title belt, we discuss pranks, the troubling dynamic between Homer and Moe, and we deliver our weekly Simpons News segment. We are journalists, and we appreciate your support of the medium!ALERT: THIS EPISODE IS PRESENTED IN GLORIOUS 128K SOUND!!!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Moe Month continues on Eat My Shorts! We know him, we love him, we see him in almost every episode, but this week on the show Irvin and Nacho cover one of his first starring roles in a plot. We also get into Moe's criminal record, steaks in the shower, car antenna ornaments, and parties in the desert.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

After assuming they'd already done it but then realizing they hadn't, Irvin and Nacho finally cover Team Homer! We're celebrating a new supporting Simpsons character this month the only way we know how--with pyrotechnics. After revealing some important Simpsons news items, our hosts discuss the episode's salient points as well as share insights on Moe's resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman, bowling, school uniforms, and prawns.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Grampa Month on the show comes to a rousing conclusion with the pulpiest and most cinematic Simpsons episode we've covered so far! For this very special episode, Irvin and Nacho welcome returning guests Norma and Adam, who in addition to a deep-dive analysis of the episode talk about LiveJournal, the Simpsons entering the Disney megaverse, and Jughead's mysterious origins.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our human resources department asked us to include this note: PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT--This podcast contains adult content and is intended for mature audiences only.Irvin and Nacho welcome you and a live studio audience to a wonderful podcast episode covering a wonderful episode of the Simpsons! Homer and Marge's sex life has stalled out and only Grampa Simpson can stimulate arousal! Seriously folks, I'm not joking around--watch the episode! Our hosts handle all this with maturity (this is the Thinking Person's Podcast, after all), and also talk about bookstores, the trading card market crash, Paul Harvey, and Professor Frink's tangled love life.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Time to pop the hard candy and hang up your wool shoals! Grampa Month continues on the show with one of his all time great episodes! Sure, there's a lot of sad stuff in it. But the Simpsons know how to pull that off! Irvin and Nacho also recall some memories from theme parks, offer some Vegas gambling tips, and take your phone calls!This episode is sponsored by Popeyes Chicken. Please try their new chicken sandwich, please!!! You'll flip. Even if you're in your car or someplace like that.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Nacho are back in the studio and recharged after a brief unpaid break to show love to summer's favorite son, "August" Abe Simpson! In this episode we see Grampa fall in love with Marge's mother, to Homer's horror. We also hear a little about Irvin's run-in with a feral dog on vacation, convincing old wive's tales, and crown Garfield the king of I.D.G.A.F.!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Irvin and Nacho close out Patty Month on the show with a barnburner of an episode! We gossip over the sordid details of Patty Bouvier's marriage to D-list celebrity Troy McClure, as well as the famous '90s sitcom Sister Sister, Irvin's jury summons in Dallas, and the Planet of the Apes (the movie and the planet). Nacho also challenges Irvin for his Simpsons Trivia Guinness World Record!★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★