Lock Your Doors

In this week's episode Talia gives us a glimpse into the joys of pregnancy. She also talks about her husband's lack of sympathy and how much she wants to murder him. We also hear about his boss's perfect wife who is pregnant and still does everything! But don't worry we make fun of his shitty tattoos. Shawna tells a cute story about her grandma and her raisins and about her inability to lie.This week's episode is about the exorcism of Roland Doe, a young boy whose story inspired the cult classic we know and love 'The Exorcist' 

We're back from break! This week we talk about our boring New Year's Eve. Shawna gives a shout out to her new niece. Talia explains the baby in her belly to a toddler, and Talia's sister moves to the East Coast. Shawna also gives us a run down on her surgery, you won't want to miss this story. This week's episode is about a man name Carl Tanzler. A creepy old guy who had a vision at 12 years old about the woman that he was destined to be with. Cut to years later, and he meets a young girl while working at a hospital who was dying of tuberculosis and says she's the one. When the woman dies, Carl just can't let her go. Enjoy! and we are glad to be back. 

In this week's episode Shawna gives us a run down of her Christmas, Talia's sister in law drops in for a visit, and Murtaugh faces his first run in with the cops. This week's episode is about The Covina Massacre. Where at a Christmas Eve family celebration in Covina, CA, nine people were murdered at the hands of Bruce Pardo. An insane story of Santa, hand made flame throwers and secret sons. You don't want to skip this one! Eat, Drink and be Merry! But don't answer the door, Happy Holidays!

Shawna opens this week's episode, so get ready for that awkwardness. Talia talks about the New Jersey mansion murders and deciphers a suicide note. This week's episode is about Israel Keyes an American serial killer, rapist, arsonist and burglar. Known for burying his "tools" where he would later murder his victims, this is only the tip of the iceberg on the weirdness this guy had going on.  

This week Talia talks about her Dad and his many house guests, Shawna brings nothing to the table with her house repairs and health issues, and Talia calls out Christian Homeless shelters for being snitches. Also, crack is wack y'all. This week's episode is about Sam Little, a name we've all heard in the news lately. Sam Little has already been connected to 30 murders across the country and claims he committed over 90. He may be one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. Find out what we know now! 

We're back!!! This week Talia talks about bailing on both of her Thanksgivings early, and Shawna gives a run down of her Thanksgiving alcoholic hacky sack game. Talia also has to do a glucose test, but luckily Shawna was in the hospital just upstairs. She may be turning full vampire now. This week's episode is a real who dunnit...Darlie Routier has been convicted of murdering her two sons and currently sits on death row in Texas. But did she really do it?? We still don't know. Let us know what you think. Take care of yourself and lock your doors!

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia discuss updates on the pregnancy and the importance of instilling fear in to your husbands. This week's episode is about Drew Peterson, who is a retired cop that has been convicted for the murder of his third wife while still under investigation for the disappearance of his fourth wife. Not only is he a murderer, possibly twice over, but he's also a real dick. The narcissism is strong with this one. The girl's also give a shout out to Thanksgiving, and wish all LYD listeners an awesome holiday! Happy Thanksgiving peeps! 

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia discuss the woes of pregnancy and central pain syndrome. Warning: there's a projectile vomiting story. They also give you a recap of Talia's baby shower and the unexpected writing talents of her husband. Talia bitches about the stress of having to do multiple Christmases to attend, and Shawna chimes in on some retro windbreaker action she witnessed. This week's episode is about Ahmad Suradji, a serial killer who murdered over 40 women because his father came to him in a dream and told him he'd have cool magical powers if he did. Join us this week and Lock Your Doors!

This week Talia gets excited about her baby shower, Shawna teaches us about spelling, and we tell penitentiary jokes. This week's episode is about the Missouri State Penitentiary, once called the bloodiest 47 acres in America because of it's history of brutal violence. Holding some pretty infamous prisoners, and being one of the oldest penitentiaries this side of the Mississippi before being closed down in 2004, its history of violence and paranormal activity has left it one of the most intriguing locations in the state of Missouri. 

This week the girls got a late start but put it together to bring you a special Michael Myers Halloween episode. Was Michael Myers based off of a real person? Was he superhuman? Was there a secret government cover up?? Find out this and who won our October LYD giveaway on this week's episode! Happy Halloween and lock your doors!

In this week's episode Talia talks about a new show on Netflix called 'Haunting', the girls discuss what they've heard about the new Halloween movie in theaters now, and Shawna gives us a sneak peek in to her past acting skills in her unreleased home movie about the Blair witch. This week's episode is all about Urban Legends! From Missouri's own Zombie Rd, Felix's grave in St. Joseph, MO to the London folklore of Spring heeled Jack, you don't want to miss it! Don't forget about the LYD October give away. Be sure to follow the LYD social media pages to be entered in to win. 

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia get an email with our first ever home town story submission and it's pretty bad ass. They discuss the LYD October give away again, so be sure to listen and enter. Shawna rejects Talia and watches a movie by herself because "she needs to watch those shows, where she needs to watch those shows" Which apparently means, not with Talia. This week's episode is about the horrible multiple murders of the Defeo family that took place at a home in Amityville Long Island, and the rumored hauntings that took place afterwards. Happy Halloween Season! Be sure and lock your doors.

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia announce their October give away. Listen for the rules and check out the Lock Your Doors social media page for more details. They also have a disturbingly long conversation about Shawna's dog being rapey, and Talia offers a boring conversation about Halloween decorating. This week's episode is about Ed Gein, a well known serial killer and body snatcher who had a penchant for making masks, lampshades and all sort of fun crafts from human skin and body parts. We are excited for Halloween season! Keep listening, enter the give away, take care of yourself and lock your doors. 

In this week's episode, Talia tells us what she thinks about her Facebook memories and all about her shattered back glass in the Honda. Shawna goes to Softball games, and you're not Mary in the Bible! This week Shawna and Talia talk about the disappearance of Maura Murray, a college student who disappeared under mysterious circumstances and was considered one of the biggest crime cases of the social media age. Shout out Shawna's myspace page circa 2004. Where the hell is Maura Murray??? Talia's guess is dead.

This week Talia makes a sad announcement about the unfortunate loss of Georgia and Alabama this week, may they rest in peace. On another note, Shawna is blonde! Yeah, we change subjects like that. This week's episode is about the famous Winchester House. Mrs. Winchester believed she was cursed and haunted by the ghost of those whose lives had been taken by a Winchester gun. Was she really haunted? Or just mentally ill? You decide.

Shawna opens with a song today! And you thought Talia was the only one who sings! Talia talks about the difficulty of naming a child and asks you guys for suggestions, so give us some twits. Shawna talks about her desktop, it's a thing.This weeks episode is about the Connecticut River Valley Killer, or as Talia says "mini LISK" a killer who has yet to be identified and is responsible for a series of stabbing murders back in the 1980's.

This week Shawna skips eggs and bacon just to catch Talia while she's not sleeping. Talia's grandma points out that Shawna better hurry up and have babies so that they can still be friends. They also briefly discuss a possible time share on the one we have coming. This week's episode is about The Branch Davidians and their infamous leader David Koresh. Cults are always crazy fun! Don't join cults kids. And shout out to September being chronic pain awareness month. #centralpainsyndrome

This week Talia and Shawna talk about the latest crazy story on the internet about the girl knocking on doors in a Texas neighborhood wearing broken restraints. Shawna also talks about some shows that she's into binging right now. This weeks episode is about Craig Price who had already accomplished his first murder at just 13 years old. His signature? Overkill. Happy Labor Day and remember to lock your doors.

In this week's episode Shawna decides to shake it up with something new for you guys. We spend the whole episode talking about criminals that suck at being criminals. So get ready for some funny shit this week with an episode we weren't even sure we would ever release to the public. 7 stupid stories coming at ya. Don't forget to carry weapons, take care of yourself.

This week Talia gives you a run down on the pregnancy and reveals the gender. Shawna tells you about her weird weekend and her inability to complete tasks. This weeks episode is about Jasmine Richardson, an eleven year old girl that falls in love with a 300 year old werewolf. You heard that right, werewolf. So get ready to pick sides because as we know Shawna is a vampire and Talia turns into a hairy bitch every full moon. Keep your kids off the internet!