Delete This

During this episode of Delete This, well, let's be honest, we mostly shop for baby shoes.

Let's talk about people's success being valid, and why we so often convince ourselves it isn't. But also, let's talk about business fantasies, Twomboop from Big Hero 6, and why Star Trek needs fewer Chrises. Welcome to, DELETE THIS!

In this episode of Delete This Katherine eats a fair number of Twizzlers, which is a questionable decision that I'm sure people will have opinions about. Don't @ Us.

Hank makes some mistakes...at McDonald's and on Twitter. Wikileaks is mad at him, which isn't fun. We'll talk some about how Twitter makes us feel like not having an opinion isn't acceptable, and also we get to have some Harry Potter fun. Welcome to...DELETE THIS!

Lets talk about good snake friends and sound checks and the fact that YOU ARE THE MEDIA. It's Delete This! And this week wasn't too high stress, for a 2018 week, so we get a little silly and even a bit personal. Tour information is at hankgreen.com and PodCon info at podcon.com!

Hank had his first interaction with his sometimes-hero Elon Musk on Twitter this week and...it was not what we all had imagined. But we're also going to talk about Catfish (the meat), Subway (the sandwich shop), and democracy (and the degradation thereof.) I swear we have some fun, but also...BLECH.

Let's talk about the hate potion, Katherine's secret life as a break dancer, my mom's gourmet peaches, and lightsabering Kylo Ren in the face. Why does hank have such fun dreams and Katherine never does?!

We're going to talk a lot about VidCon...how it went and also how it has affected me since. Toenail mistakes, senatorial encounters, live concerts, unicorn hats, book reviews, and turkey beds. We're gonna have a good ol' time.

Welp! It was a bit of a rough week on Hank's Twitter. Trying to keep things light while also recognizing things are...y'know...kinda terrible. But we also get to talk to one of the songwriters of "Party in the USA" which is not the same as "Call Me Maybe." Let's talk about Heinz Beans and what Father is, and we attempt to destroy Yahoo Answers.

We get pretty real in this one, with some chatting about Roseanne and Jordan Peterson. But also, you will get to experience with me the joy and the wonder of the first time Katherine hears about Le Petomane, so it's alllll worth it.

Katherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. Basically, this is a good episode. Also, I'm gonna get upset about the Death of Expertise later in the episode, so be ready for that.

We dive in and cover two weeks at once, which means we skip a lot of stuff, but also we get to talk about Mark Twain, ear buds, Elon Musk, and lots and lots of cute baby things.

Hank doesn't tweet at Trump...no...it's even worse than that. Come on a journey with us through inside YouTube baseball, volcanic eruptions, floods, nostalgia and a great deal of talk about boogers. Welcome to DELETE THIS!

Let's talk about boogers, clean jeans, artichoke hearts, Youtubers, doing pilates in my underpants with Lindsey Stirling, and of course the Brandless Family of Brands. And then, oh God, we end up taking about DJ Khaled.

This week Hank got in trouble for having opinions about bevarages, but his opinions were not nearly as weird as some other ones. Also, the caught the Golden State Killer using wizardry, there's a skull in your head, and Katherine doesn't care how you pronounce "respite." It's DELETE THIS!

When you nut in space...it push you backwards? This and other vital questions answered in this episode of Delete This! Also, Hank achieves something he never has before, and we talk a bunch about how cute our baby is. Look, you get what you get, OK.

Hank discovers a new part of the internet, and they shrekbearded him. Orin's butt goes viral, Hank poops the Webb Space Telescope's journey, and we talk about, and we get surprisingly serious about a zoo for weird deer.

It's been a WEEK! Hank's book peaked at #1 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list, but we're also going to deal with controversies from guns to Triscuits. Also, find out Hank's plan for how to not let this podcast actually /encourage/ him to tweet at Trump.

NOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words. Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on accident. But also about dumb t-shirts, Amazon, democracy, fingernails, the NRA, and also the NRA...because that's the kind of week we're having. The good news is, a hummingbird got caught snoring and a young man yodel'd his heart out in a Walmart.

Hank gets in a car crash, his dad marches on Amsterdam, everyone makes friends with foxes and we assure you that there is only one kind of money. It was a very busy week, Hank went to Amsterdam and back and America and the world continues its convoluted path toward the future. But don't worry, it'll all be over when The Flood comes. Luckily, our koala has a swim vest.