Mr. Coolguy

This week Paul and Alex grace you with a little talk about the Weather. Do you want to know how the sun works? How about the wind? Paul and Alex educate, take calls, and offer tips on weather survival in this weeks edition of Weather Talk!! 

Paul and Alex are on a Boat!! Join your hosts and their rag tag crew for an Epic boat journey back from battle, through hell itself, and back to Pier 69. Lion Cubs, and Satan's cell phone, and Nymph sex. Oh My!!

In honor of America's Birthday, Paul and Alex spent the 4th of July getting Podtense!!!!! ...for like three minutes, then they chill out and dish out they're tips for keeping cool during a heat wave. Those tips involve Tony Robbins, the family that lives in Alex's closet, and the agro socratic method. Keep it Podtense! 

The Purge is coming. It's inevitable. Thankfully, Paul and Alex have some helpful tips and tricks to help you have a great Purge. They are definitely not from the future, and have not experienced any Purges themselves. Fictionally sponsored by Doritos. 

It's the bottom of the 9th! We've finally reached the conclusion of our Epic Summer Showdown. Will Spaceghost win the glory he needs to finally find eternal rest? Will Goldblum and Smith put an end to a truly terrifying extraterrestrial threat? How many hotdogs with Bobcat Goldthwait eat? Find out in our...Finale of Dreams! 

It's part two of our Summer Movie showdown! Paul and Alex have picked their favorite Summertime flicks, and then they imagine the casts playing baseball against each other. It doesn't need to make sense! Listen as the game gets wet with the cast of Jaws up to bat against the kids from Heavyweights. Can the cast of Independence Day defend their home from the pirates and flying children of Hook? Root, root, root for this nonsense!! 

It's hot, it's sweaty, and the children are tied to ropes. It's time for Mr. Coolguy to host it's own baseball tournament. Oh, we didn't know that was going to happen when we started. So, the teams are a bit odd. It part one the characters from Armageddon square off against the goofballs from Bushwood Country Club. Then we watch the Sandlot kids defend the diamond from the Goonies. This is part one of probably three. So, grab some cracker jacks, and hunker down for extra innings. Play Ball! 

Summah Tyme!!!! It's time to get out there and have a a little adventure. Where do you wanna go on your Summer vacation? Tibet? The Upside down? Maybe just take a walk in the woods? Have fun, but don't get punched in the dick. 

It's Party Time!!! Sarah's Birthday prompts Paul and Alex to throw the perfect party. But what do they need? Sweet costume themes, dancing pets, lots of apples, and a celebrity lurker oughtta do the trick. 

Paul and Alex are looking to start a new business. It's hard, though! All the good ideas are taken. This brain storm leads to a new dimension in animated debrainwashing, a sexy celebrity website, and a bold new direction in the flavor profile of liquid based meals that'll have you saying, "Gazorpazorp!" 

It's May! Blossoms are springing up all over, and Mr. Coolguy has some great gardening tips for you! You'll learn how to grow an antichrist, the best way to communicate with your window plants, and strategies to deal with all of those dead puppies you have after gardening. Get outside and get in some dirt! 

Paul and Alex get some super powers and use them to solve "crime" in their very own gritty reboot. No puppies were harmed in the making of this episode. 

There are tiny people making all of our blenders and fans and toilet paper dispensers work. How do we maintain harmony with this civilization that supports ours?? Also, we force an episode title because Alex made a dumb picture that he likes. 

Oh, it's a nostalgia fest this week. McDonald's toys, voice recorders, Oliver and Company, and the ULTIMATE SOLUTION. ...we talk about Garfield as well. 

After all this excitement with zipper people and mysterious calls from the underFlorida, Paul and Alex take a look back at our source material in an effort to better understand the madness they've released. We call these trips into the world of the fat cat "The L Files". Join us as we discuss the Davian field of Influence, Garfield's insane feet, and the demented world of Kennywood. 

Paul and Alex may have stumbled into an alternate Universe. They may have put their hero Jim Davis into serious trouble. They may have invented a Lasagna bomb. 

It's a horror show in the studio this week! We had a guest we thought we knew, and then...the Zippening began!! Tune in to see if your hosts can cling to reality in this weeks psychological thriller. 

March Madness is about...Basketball?!?!? Sorry. That doesn't seem nearly insane enough for us. To that end we, set up and execute a sublimely random tournament to the death of some of our favorite historical and pop culture bad asses. Who will emerge the champion of March? Listen and learn!

This week we turn ten (episodes)! To celebrate we take a trip down memory lane, discuss the Holy Trinity's film making abilities, and delve into Napoleon's deep desire to ride a dog. 

This week we make a sick bird. He's totally rad, has cannonball skills, and he's gonna be a movie star. He hates seals, though. You're not a seal are you?