Reality Blows

Weddings, Disney’s promises, a failed Bachelor couple, and Catholic saints? This episode of Reality Blows covers all your corporation-produced romance. We also discuss our disappointment with Are You The One? on MTV, unions, and full moons. Honestly, there’s something for everyone here. Oh, and did you know the subtitle for this podcast is “How to Date for Seven Years and Not Get Married”? It’s true, folks. Please rate us five stars on the Apple Podcast App!! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Oops! We went on a few tangents. This recap of episode 11 of Final Reckoning is peppered with opinions and hot takes. We cover house confrontations, Twitter explanations, and the monotony on of a Redemption House stay-cation. Plus! The end of one challenge and one full daily! With winners and losers! Can you believe? This episode was more about relationships and drunkenly yelling into the abyss than anything else. Also, Brad is on this season. Just in case you forgot. Plz rate us 5 stars and write a review on the Apple Pod App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Wowzers today’s podcast has something on it for every Reality Blows listener! Whether you’re watching Are You the One? on MTV or if you live with a snorer, we have you covered. Nick and Ashley catch up on their mutual phone addiction and Floribama Shore before doing a deep dive on the NBC competitive crafting show, Making It. How does it hold up to the Great British Bake Off? Will they watch a second season? And can one really judge another’s art? This and more on todays episode! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Double crosses, karma, and old sweat pants, today’s recap of MTV’s Final Reckoning is one for the books! We say goodbye to some new-faves and welcome back some more new-faves. Basically, we like the new additions to The Challenge! Also, it seems like we are getting closer to the end of the season? And Kyle’s philandering ways worm into this week’s storyline. Hunter is upset and Zach would get shot. Listen up for our hot takes and plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPod@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

The return of Donna! Today, Nick’s mom gets real about The Real Housewives of New York and her new itch to quit watching reality television. What pushed her to the edge? Find out on this episode of Reality Blows! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

What?!? Recap + dramatic story of meeting Tori Deal? Yeah that’s right, this episode of Reality Blows has everything a Challenge fan could ever want = a discussion of the 9th episode of The Final Reckoning, a chance encounter with the queen of posi-vibes, and a detailed account of under-boob sweat. Nick is half awake and Ashley’s still mad he only took one pic. Oh! And Jozea and Da’Vonne have tough decisions to make, Marie is upset, and Amanda doesn’t know who the Spice Girls are. This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Plz rate us five stars on the Apple Pod App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Comedian, podcaster, and absolute delight Becky Abrams joins us to discuss all things Jersey Shore. We do a deep dive into the early years, discuss character motivations and arcs, as well as, make predictions for this season of The Jersey Shore Family Reunion. She’s a delight and this episode rocks. Be sure to listen to her podcast “Jersey Shore Fanily Reunion” and give us a 5 star review on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Shane shines! The Redemption House continues to be boring and Johnny seems nervous. This is the second week in a row that Final Reckoning has knocked our socks off and we’re loving it. Please rate us five stars on the Apple Pod App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Vacation recap, Are You the One? season 7 breakdown, and a nice walk down memory lane with a VH1 juggernaut. On today’s episode of Reality Blows, we learn about to-go teas, Ashley’s habit of fleeing during emergencies, and the new cast of potential perfect matches on MTV. Also, did you know Mo’Nique hosted Charm School? Like what the actual eff? She’s a star! And Samantha, Ashley is sorry she kept calling you “Shannon.” Please rate us five stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Things are heating up! We’ve got a voting mastermind manipulation, two fresh faces, and the reveal of a challenge super fan all in one episode! Man oh man, ask and you shall receive. Oh! And an Oscar worthy acting job. Plus, who is the dirtiest player? Please rate us five stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

So many shows! We’re on vacation! Nick and Ashley made it to North Carolina and they have a bunch of Reality TV to discuss. Nick updates us on the Real Housewives franchise as well as Floribama, Ashley gripes about TLC shows in general, and they both loved Marching Orders. Plus the tease of a special guest! This and more on today’s Reality Blows! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

But what about Brad’s kids?!? In this recap of episode 6 of Final Reckoning, we discuss how the ep. was more of the same set-up we saw last week for some real (potential) explosions in the show. Fireworks we hope to see... next week? We hope! We pray! At the end of the night, though, we’re just happy we got a full challenge on The Challenge. Plz rate us five stars on the Apple Pod App! Spread the word and tel your friends to listen! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Can a non-reality TV lover be converted? If a listener emails us to watch a show will we come through? The answers are: maybe, yes, and are you watching Very Cavallari? Because we are! And now we’re pushing it on our friends. Comedian Julia Johns joins us to discuss the new reality show that’s making everyone ask: is reality television Jay Cutler’s true calling? Plus, we went to Hoboken, Ashley broke a chair, and we all agree about enjoying a certain type of street fighting. This and more on today’s Reality Blows! @RealityBlowsPod RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Episode 5 of The Challenge: Final Reckoning is a doozy and we recap every detail from steaks to popcorn, muscles to personal idols. What’s going on in the Redemption House? Does Brad believe Paulie’s claims from last week’s elimination? And where the hell is Aneesa? This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. @RealityBlowsPod RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Are You Still Texting Bitches? Is the name of the first episode of the first podcast Ashley and Nick ever did together. The year was 2016 and a new docu-series following Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna needed to be discussed. Enter Rob & Chyna and Ashley & Nick, the podcast dedicated to the docu-series and the predecessor to Reality Blows. Also, Nick intros this ep. and talks about his disappointment with the great RHONY boat incident. Plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! @RealityBlowsPod RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Welcome to the gut check episode of The Final Reckoning! Our recap of episode 4 of The Challenge season 32 is all about trusting your gut and getting out of your head. And adding drama to this ep is a Big Brother shit stirrer in the form of a failed Ex on the Beach Star. That’s right! The Pauli has hit the fan, people, and he’s getting messy. Plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! @RealityBlowsPod RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

On today's show, we talk about a new Netflix Reality show called Churchill's Secret Agents: The New Recruits. This is a fascinating show where civilians are put to the test to see if they would've been chosen by Churchill to subvert the evil doers of WWII. We also get into Ashley's WILD Sunday birthday activities. As always, THIS EP RULES. Please rate & review us on APPLE PODCASTS... RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Love triangles, bungee cords, and Britni’s multiple meltdowns, the third episode of The Challenge: Final Reckoning is a master class in tension making and breaking. TJ has changed the game with a few new twists and turns and some teams can’t put aside their beef to play together as one. Will Marie be able to work with Cara Maria? Will Angela be seduced by Bananas’ “wit”? And will the Redemption House ever be interesting? More on this episode of Reality Blows. *PLZ RATE 5 STARS ON APPLE POD APP* RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

On this VERY special episode, the podcast welcomes reality tv superfan, Donna Maritato. She's been watching reality tv for years and also happens to be Nick's mom! Donna shares her feelings about what it's like to be a reality tv fan, ranks the Kardashian sisters, and tells us about her experience interacting with reality tv stars on social media. You're not gonna wanna miss this ep! Please subscribe to Reality Blows on APPLE PODCASTS. Make sure to rate us 5 stars and write us a (nice) review. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

House drama, report cards, and green slime, the second episode of Final Reckoning has all the elements to keep us on our toes wondering what’s next. Also, we finally learn who Johnny’s partner is and even he seems shocked. Oh! And more listener mail from a Challenge Throwdown! This and more on this recap of The Challenge season 32. Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato