Reality Blows

It's only the 4th episode of the season and things are already BONKERS! This ep solidifies the "love triangle" as the storyline from hell that we can't get rid of. Nany is making power moves while her partner, Turbo, is making people fall asleep with boring rambling speeches. Also, ... SO MUCH DRAMA ON THIS EP! Don't forget to rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts... RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

"Do you like animals?" We watched a new show! We have thoughts on the first episode of the first (only?) season MTV’s Game of Clones. Also, we discuss Twitter and researching the behind the scenes takes from cast members. Are spoilers good? Why does Nick like the fights so much? Does Ashley get here food? These questions will be answers on today’s ep! Plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

The Challenge gods have blessed us with another entertaining, action packed episode of War of the Worlds and we recapped every note-worthy smooch, ball grab, and back stab. Episode 3 had us on our toes. Plus WE GOT THEORIES, Y’ALL! Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s time to pack your bags, call your family, and pray to god that you have enough honey buns to go around because you are going in... 60 Days In that is! Comedian and dear friend, Neal Statsny joins Ash and Nick to talk about one of the best reality shows of all time. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

MTV’s The Challenge: War of the Worlds is COMING IN HOT and we are here for it! We recap every confession, budding romance, and un-edited alliance mention in this recap of season 33’s episode 2. And can we just say? This season is knocking it out of the park. Loving every single bit. Except a couple bits (aka some people’s behavior

Wow, we finally did it! We finally dipped our toes into the very British Love Island. Everyone we know and love (3 1/2 people) have asked us to watch the show and we can’t believe it took us this long, because we love it! We discuss our thoughts on the first episode of the first season on today’s pod. Plus! We talk recent episodes of our favorite reality shows. Vanderpump Rules, RHONJ, and Ex on the Beach all get reviewed. Enjoy! And please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

AND... WE’RE BACK!!! Nick and Ash are ready to recap, analyze, fawn over, and ruthlessly dismantle the newest season of MTV’s The Challenge. This is season 33, people! And it’s aptly named War of the Worlds. This is a recap of the first episode and we couldn’t be more pumped. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s Monday and Nick and Ash have a LOT to say about a new (to them) show called Yummy Mummies. Does Netflix have a new home run with the addition of this popular Australian reality show? Will they ever watch it again? Also, they review a year of reality television and discuss the highs and lows of programming viewed in 2018. What shows made it in their top 3 for the year? Which sows did they watch once and then forget about forever? Plus, Nick and Ash have A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Plz rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

The Reality Blows Podcast covers a legend in reality television: The Real Housewives of Atlanta! Nick and Ash watched the first two episodes of season 1 and have snap reactions, character analyzations, and predictions for Lisa, DeShawn, NeNe, Kim, and Shereé. Plus, they discuss the troubles with Lohan’s Beach Club, their love for Ex on the Beach season 2, and go over a few cast members who will have their Challenge debut on the new season of The Challenge next week. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s Monday! Which means we have a fresh episode of Reality Blows to keep you company. Ash and Nick air out their differences on technology in the house and explain their beef with a neighborhood barista. Plus a deep dive into their fave reality stars’ YouTube accounts. They watched vlogs and interviews from Tori Deal, Cara Maria, Da’Vonne Rogers, Tyler Colon, Angela Babicz, and Johnny Bananas. Plus, Nick revisits his time at TRL and Ashley is obsessed with Dr. Mario. Enjoy and please rate us five stars on the apple podcast app! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

How would you sell a vacuum? Was Nick punked by a Mrs. Doubtfire-esque casting agent? Does Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club live up to the hype that is Lindsay Lohan?? This episode is full of questions and a few answers. Plus we discuss Instant Hotel and Tidying Up with Marie Kondo! Also, if you’re a level one improviser, please listen all the way to the end for some career changing advice. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s 2019, Blowhards! And we’re coming in hot. After Nick and Ash update us on the past week, argue about a comment made on the Six Flags episode (last week’s ep.), and go over their New Years Resolution, it’s time to talk reality TV. They are thrilled to discuss a new show (to them) that is sure to become a favorite (for everyone). That show is... croc roll please... Instant Hotel on Netflix! Find out why this Aussie show has stolen their hearts on today’s pod! Plus a little light chit chat about the RHONJ. Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

Ashley and Nick went to Six Flags. They will never be the same. Here is their story. Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! And HAPPY NEW YEAR, BLOWHARDS!!! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

***Wondering what to get your favorite hosts of your #1 podcast? How about a 5 star review on the Apple Podcast App? We’d love to wake up Christmas morning (tomorrow, people!) with some new reviews from you fine folks.*** Happy Holidays, Blowhards! Nick and Ash went to North Carolina and got into some teenage hijinks. Ash brings up a sore spot from years ago, and Nick revisits his love of sweet tea. PLUS they discuss three, that’s right THREE reality shows on this episode. The Great Christmas Lights Fight, Skin Wars: Fresh Paint, and season two of Ex on the Beach are all getting critiqued, judged, and possibly praised by your hosts. Enjoy and have a wonderful holiday!!! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

CT TIES THE KNOT! Or does he?? We recapped the second and FINAL episode of the MTV special known lovingly as: The Challenge: CT's Getting Married. Part two has everything we look for in a the second half of a two part series: all plot lines pay off! And there are some actually, real, heartwarming moments! Oh, and we finally learn what happens when his son falls in the pool/fountain! PLUS we meet Ricky, and that's what it's really all about, folks. Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s Monday! Which means we have another exciting episode of Reality Blows for your ears. Ash and Nick catch each other up on riveting events in their lives; specifically: book club shenanigans and The Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Then, after crushing the entire season in one week, they revisit their initial impressions of Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars season 11 and see if their episode one opinions held up through the entire season. Enjoy and please rate us five stars on the apple podcast app! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

WOW. CT's really getting married??? Well, Ash and Nick are here for it and in this podcast they discuss part 1 of this 2 part miniseries. Rate our podcast 5 stars on Apple Podcasts RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato IG:Ashley_Brooke_Roberts

Happy Holidays, Blowhards! Nick and Ash spent their Saturday living through a 12-hour Christmas Extravaganza. After a day of rest, they are ready to tell their tales of Santa Land, peppermint mochas, and bird shit. Also, they watched a new show! Did Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars pull them in? Are they new fans? Does everyone on this planet love Paul D? Listen and learn! And don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato IG:Ashley_Brooke_Roberts

We did it, ya'll! We recapped the entire season of FINAL RECKONING!! In this podcast, we talk all about the season 32 reunion (PART 2). It's emotionally draining at points (the reunion, not the podcast) and hilariously funny at points (thank you, Britini). It's been a WILD ride. Please rate out podcast 5 stars on APPLE PODCASTS! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Ashley and Nick welcome dear friend and shining star Emma Jane Gonzalez on the podcast to talk about the one and only Vanderpump Rules. Emma just started watching a few weeks ago and is halfway done with the series. Ashley watched the first episode of season one hours before they recorded the pod, and Nick is a day one diehard. They talk about everything from bad eye makeup to the watchability of desperation. Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato