Reality Blows

WE’RE BACK, BABY!! This episode is a recap of season 34 of The Challenge: War of the Worlds 2, EPISODE 1! Woohoo!! ENJOY! Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

We went on vacation! We were beach bums, bike heads, got accused of smoking pot, and discovered a deep competition between us for all things arcade and mini golf. PLUS! We review the cast list for season 34 of The Challenge: War of the Worlds 2. Who are we happy to see? Who do we hate? Is freaking Aneesa there or what? This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows!  ENJOY!  Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Ahoy!!! On today's show, we talk about Girls Cruise, Blown Away and My Hotter Half. Also, Nick seems to have a new found respect for biking. All this and a whole lotta other stuff on a very dope episode of Reality Blows! Please rate our podcast 5 stars on Apple Podcasts RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @realityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Citi Bikes, Shep Rose drama, and Ex on the Beach: Season 3. Lots of conflicting feelings, numerous notes on casting, and one big announcement. Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Time to turn on that charm, folks! Reality Blows is back with another installment of their SOUTHERN CHARM discussions, this time we're talking season 3. Also, hilarious comedian/artist, JULIA JOHNS joins us. Ash got Julia hooked on the show a few months ago and now she's on to talk about this incredible season of reality. Please rate our show "5 stars" on Apple Podcasts RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato @HeyJuliaJohns

***DISCLAIMER*** This episode is dirty! Nick and Ash talk about their Sunday on Fire Island plus they delve into the most recent eps of ARE YOU THE ONE: COME ONE, COME ALL! PLZ rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

***WARNING: GARBAGE TRUCK EPISODE*** Hello! And Happy Monday to you Good Sirs and Gentle Ladies! Nick and Ash went a little off the rails on this episode, but cover every possible topic. From the new Lion King movie to George Washington’s spy ring to soft shell crabs, we got something for everyone today. Oh, and we talk about two new reality shows: Holey Moley, a sports reality competition (INCREDIBLE), and Basic Versus Baller: Travel at Any Cost, a travel show (pretty OK). ENJOY! Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Ashley’s not getting any sleep, Nick’s a social butterfly, and they both can’t wait for Disney World. Plus a conversation about the first 4 episodes of Are You The One: Come One Come All. Who is their fave? Who is messy? And what, exactly, is tattooed on Remy’s face? This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Nick and Ash have spent a week apart and need to update each other on their lives. Ashley lived her dream of being a college student again and Nick went to Coney Island with pals. Plus, they finished season 2 of Southern Charm and have so much to say about it. Too much, possibly. Or not enough? Honestly, they could talk for hours about the subject but made sure to hit all the highlights from the sophomore season on today’s pod. Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Wow, a Double Shot at Love is actually over and we have a lot of thoughts. Mainly, we want to know where the love is, but before we say too much here, listen to the episode! We talk about the entire season of Double Shot as well as the reunion. Also, you learn that we have trouble communicating with our friends. We need bell! This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows. Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

The legendary reality show outlier, The Real World, is back and we watched the sh*t out of the first two episodes. Also, we recap our week long comedy tour. COME GET SOME! Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

We're on the road! We talk about how the first two stops of the comedy tour have been, Ash talks about how much Very Cavallari pales in comparison to Southern Charm and we watched Jake Gyllenhaal gut a dead sheep in Iceland on Man Vs Wild. GOOD STUFF, FOLKS! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts Email: RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

Okay guys I know we are VERY late on this but...WE JUST BINGED SOUTHERN CHARM SEASON 1 and we talk about it on today's podcast! We also give our picks on who Vinny and Pauly D will pick on DOUBLE SHOT AT LOVE. Also, a flat tire... Please rate us 5 stars on APPLE PODCASTS Email us at RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

This week Ashley went to Virginia, lost her ID, and discovered a love for a new reality show. Nick stayed home in Brooklyn, took care of Lily, and watched wrestling. They finally reunited on Sunday and asked, who are we? What do we stand for? And more importantly, what should watch? They settled on the most recent episode of Trading Spaces. Why? Because Ashley knows some of the participants! Also, we’ve never talked about this show before and that seems impossible after a year+ of reality tv dedication. This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

REUNION TIME! Will all the questions be answered? Will answers get new questions? Is Zach a bad person and why is Johnny talking so much? Also, who is Morgan and did Leroy have a partner this season? This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

In an attempt to be the best girlfriend in the world, Ashley agreed to watch all three parts of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. The twist? She doesn’t watch the show. She’s watched one episode (ep. 1 from season 1), but other than that is pretty clueless about the whole franchise. Will she find this reunion entertaining? Will her opinion about cast members change? And is calling someone a “hillbilly” offensive? This and more on today’s episode of Reality Blows! Enjoy and don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App. RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! The War of the Worlds is finished and we have an ultimate winner. Listen to our recap for all the details! Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

We watch recommendations, folks! And on today’s show we discuss season 1 episode 1 of Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back, which came to us as a hot tip from Nick’s dad. We have a lot to say about it! Plus Ashley shares adventures in babysitting and Nick and Ash try and figure out what to do about a broken mirror. Enjoy! Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! The final is upon us! In this episode of Reality Blows we recap episode 15, the first part of The Challenge: War of the World FINAL. And it is a doozy. What more can we say? Strap in, stay hydrated, and have a medic nearby. This recap might cause your “body to shut down.” Enjoy! Please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato

It’s Monday! Our new neighbor has wild birds in her apartment, Nick is addicted to cold brew, and two of our favorite reality stars were on Maury! Will we learn who the father is? Plus an update on A Double Shot at Love, some Housewives shows, and a promise for a future reunion viewing. Also, Ashley needs to know, is anyone watching Very Cavallari??? Enjoy and please rate us 5 stars on the Apple Podcast App! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:ashley_brooke_roberts IG:NickMaritato