Get Off My Lawn Podcast W/ Gavin Mcinnes

This isn’t going to happen again but this episode is just about my week. It gets its own show because it involved: knife fights, spies, cocaine, heroin, prison, guns, Anthony Cumia, James O’Keefe, Milo Yiannopoulos, Ann Coulter, Artie Lang, Stefan Molyneaux, Mike Cernovich, antifa, Proud Boys, and police. It’s been the most insane time of my life and the week isn’t even over yet.

One of the great things about old as hell is you’ve seen a lot of people change over the years. A good 94% of them stay the same but 5% go on to be wildly successful and then 1% completely lose their minds. The takeaway here is not trying to change these stats but just give thanks that we didn’t get sucked into that tiny vortex of total insanity.

I’ve met tons of celebrities, not because I’m fabulous, but because that’s working in media for a quarter century. Like being a hairdresser or doing makeup. You get to know some. This episode grazes stories about Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Kimmel, Steve Coogan, Tommy Lee, and Curtis Mayfield. The takeaway is celebrities aren’t special and being famous sucks.

PayPal founder Peter Thiel says this is the ideal question for job interviews, but it's also a great question for hanging out with your buddies in a bar. While playing this game over the holidays we learned: Mentors leave you worse off, teamwork doesn’t work, 95% of education is a complete waste of time, America is racist toward white people, our idea of domestic abuse is deeply flawed, and no food is bad food if you simply burn more than you take in.  

Amidst all of this sexual harassment, we are starting to see young men completely give up. The cons are outweighing the pros, and the whole idea of courtship and romance is being replaced with porn and loneliness. In this crucial sex guide, I tell guys how to avoid the friend zone without coming across as a rapist. This war on sex and all things fun is rooted in communism and hatred for traditionalism, so getting laid is no trivial matter. It’s imperative to our survival as a species. Note: The name of the Antifa kid I was trying to remember in this episode is Nathan Andrew Hose. He killed himself on August 15th, 2017.

Pura Vida! Today’s episode is all about my place in Costa Rica and the twisted culture that goes on in “Montefuma.” Not only are there endless mountains of cocaine, but murder and death are rampant. One guy even died of a hangover. I just sold the house, and I’m glad. Screw living abroad.  

As an entrepreneur, I’ve done very well for myself but as anyone who makes money will tell you, it’s one big win for every dozen or so failures. I made tons of money in real estate but lost tons of money to the restaurant business. I made great money in media but also lost money in media. I had a successful career writing TV pilots but, at the same time, I consider my TV career a complete failure. This episode documents my 15-years in TV making great money failing.

In this, debut episode Gavin discusses having to sleep in his car with a shotgun because the Alt-Left is out to get him. He talks about the dangers of being right wing in liberal New York and how this new version of McCarthyism is affecting his marriage. NOTE: This show is an extra freebie with all new content and it’s based on Gavin’s TV show of the same name which can be found on CRTV.com. Use promo code GAVIN if you’re getting a whole year. Membership includes all their shows including “Louder With Crowder,” “Michelle Malkin Investigates,” and “Levin TV."

Gavin begins the show lamenting the Weinstein victim he lost as a guest. He then uses Harvey’s crimes as an example of what happens when we pretend women and men are exactly the same. Finally, we discuss the left’s war on America and how it’s really just dads vs. spoiled brats.

I don’t necessarily want to talk about politics. I like talking about Beyoncé’s stupid hair or how men shouldn’t be riding on the back of motorbikes but the left has gone full “crazy ex-girlfriend” and is willfully ignoring real bigotry in a vapid attempt to root it out where it isn’t. Illegal aliens murdering people is irrelevant but using a racial epithet is a capital offense. If a Muslim rapes a girl he needs education but if a man thinks a woman would be much happier at home, he’s a rapist. We’re forced to talk about these subjects and fight for the West because the left has lost it. They are willfully ignoring what is right in front of them out of some bizarre revenge quest. Ok, fine, we’ll bite. Let’s fight.

Being funny is a delicate art form. One stutter or misplaced word and the joke is lost. I’s like a Fabregé Egg. The Thought Police are trying to tell us how we can joke around with each other and their rules are cracking our eggs. This podcast attempts to tape up these cracks by giving you a basic funny kit you can use with family, friends, and the people who serve you booze.  

Gavin talks about why fame is really overrated. He tells a story about Justin Theroux's experience with paparazzi on his motorbike. After that he talks about a recent story from the New York Post about him and his former company. The podcast then turns into an autobiography about his life after leaving his former company in 2008.

If you were to write a book on How to Ruin America it would read like a playbook for the left. They trivialize math so they can spout platitudes with no real data to back it up. They tell women to give up on being a mom and they tell men their masculinity is “toxic.” The scoff at the American family while i importing millions of other families to replace them. They disrespect Christianity and Judaism while treating Islam like it created the Western world. Then, just as the West is being stripped of all its history and self-worth, they drown their citizens in a mountain of debt so they are permanently chained to the state. The best way to fight back against these saboteurs is to ignore their rhetoric and just be normal. Get a job. Start a family. Live within your means. And be free.

Let’s meet Gavin’s dad, Jimmy McInnes who stopped in on his way to Florida to tell us all about life in the slums of Glasgow. He busted out of that hellhole and moved to England where he made Gavin and then brought the whole family to Canada. Jimmy’s life provides a good backbone to measure the ways the West has changed over the past 70 years.

Gavin goes in depth into all the recent sexual harassment cases. He talks about an experience where he could have been seen as a victim of rape. Much of the podcast was about how some people end up trivializing the experiences of women who were victims of rape.

Today we introduce several controversial ideas including the notion that you really don’t enjoy frozen french fries but you eat them out of habit. We examine the difference between the left’s enforcement of their own dogma and the right’s ability to simply hope people adhere to decency. And finally, what about Trump making a special day for each color like, “National Blue Day” where everyone wears blue to work. It would be stupid and fun which is what the West is all about.