No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual evidence of personal growth, but who cares about that cause WE GOT A NEW AIRSHIIIIIP!!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some guy named Gerad.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

The world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a child from a “collapsing” building, but just can’t escape the fate of the jagged beach.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then eventually decide to do our duty.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally reveals his plans and floats a continent into the sky.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s the ultimate flashback episode, as we find out all about Terra’s conception. Then we formulate a new plan, but run into trouble when we can’t decide if a word map is better than a dot map. Eventually we open the sealed gate. Also, plazas. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article…   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clotted cream ingredients and new types of banana. Come hang out with us for the most unusual episode of the series so far. And by the end, we’re back to where we left off! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout the rest of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it's time to escape and go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, but all we discover is his dirty dishes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explore Narshe, fight some were-rats, discover an esper, meet “The Returners”, and sacrifice some Moogles. A lot happens in this episode, and yet, we have only BARELY started this game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the beloved SNES classic "Final Fantasy VI", formerly known in America as "Final Fantasy III".   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com   @NOCKATpodcast   patreon.com/nockat