No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

The week begins with a Laguna dream where they take on a dungeon. Then Squall and the gang make it to Galbadia Garden, where the angst factor reaches new heights.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We make it to Timber and explore the town, looking for the TV station, but we’re going to need to solve some puzzles to get there. Eventually, we make it to the TV station just in time for Seifer to crash the President’s broadcast.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s time to assist the Forest Owls with their plan to steal the president in his train car. How long does the briefing before the mission need to be? Too long. That’s how long it needs to be.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We explore more of the school, meet the cafeteria lady, and then get sent on a mission to Timber. But on the train ride there, we all pass out and dream of a few guys who sucked at being soldiers 17 years ago.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Now that we’ve done our first mission, it’s time to graduate and meet our love interest! But not before exploring Balamb, playing the Queen of Cards, and killing a T-Rexaur.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s time to do the fire cave and meet the rest of our core team! Headmaster Cid sends us on our first big mission, we see the craziest communications tower ever, and get more GFs. The journey has truly begun.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Join us for an all new adventure into the world of angsty teenagers, as we play Final Fantasy VIII! A baffling opening cut scene sets the tone for an episode full of tutorials. Will we ever get out of this computer terminal and actually start this game? Find out now!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Welcome to a whole new season of No One Can Know About This! We played Final Fantasy VIII, and can’t wait to share the journey with you all. Join us for a pregame episode as we set the scene and get stymied trying to begin playing the game. We’ll get going properly on the game next week, so for now, come eat chicken burgers with us and get excited for the most Final Fantasy Final Fantasy of them all!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

Season finale! Welcome to a new type of show, with segments like “Talkin’ Lures” and “Handing Ryan Some Bait”! We rented a boat and some poles and headed out onto Santa Ana River Lakes for a day of fishing! It’s time to put away childish things. It’s time to experience life.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We find the secret dungeon in Phin Castle and get the White Mask! Then we head to Mysidia to save Minh and unseal Ultima. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We go back to talk to Hilda, but she’s acting strangely! The real Hilda is being kept in a prison under a colosseum, so we go fight for the Emperor’s pleasure, but he catches us and throws us in prison. Then we escape and take back Phin Castle! It’s an action packed episode! Also, we read some choice internet comments.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest…   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun.   Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat