Spout Lore

The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally. [Content Warning: Secret Stretching, Disruptive Zoology, Coin Paranoia] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest. [Content Warning: Reddit Insecurity, Dick Jokes, Satirical Threats] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises. [Content Warning: Coy Doves, Child Bribery, Light Saber Noises] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal. [Content Warning: Accidental Racism, Pie Re-assembly, Unintentional Kidnapping] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: The Doof Warrior, Motorcycle Sounds, Safety] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is. [Content Warning: Ranger Signs, Elven Names, Chronic Halitosis] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood. [Content Warning: "Funny" Ghost Stories, Weiner Roasts, Childhood Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Secrets, Diarrhea, Inappropriate Vampirism] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next. [Content Warning: Dad Stuff, Mom Stuff, I Feel Statements] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back. [Content Warning: Restaurant Closures, Bad Harmonies, Grade 6 Science Experiments] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Sipping Beers, Tony Baloney, Cactus Girls] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time. [Content Warning: Angry Kissing, Lore Dumps, Arrogant Architects] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

We explore the tower of the oldest and most feared wizard in history, Addernack Allwater. Also, Maggie does a square dance. [Content Warning: Books, Ball Rooms, Dance Based Challenges] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids test their mettle against the arcane challenges of the chocolate factory. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Irresponsible Guardians, Immature Phrasing, Vegan Regret] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang parleys with an emo wolf who helps them in their quest to get to the tower. [Content Warning: Petty Fights, Incell Wolves, The Punishing Vastness of All of Time Stretched Out and Displayed Before a Puny Mortal Mind] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

As they near the tower of Addernack Allwater and the salvation of all living things the gang take a break to check out goblin fest. [Content Warning: Guy Fieri Hair, Goblin Magic, Daytona Beach Vibes] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Tuk's marriage ends about as quickly as you'd expect it to. [Content Warning: Physically Traumatic Divorce Proceedings, Emotionally Confusing Goodbye Missives, Chores] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids are making their way through the treacherous chocolate factory and receive aid from an unlikely enemy. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Snap, Crackle, Pop, Achillies] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang gets a crash course in Maritime Matrimony. [Content Warning: Stepmoms, Stepbrothers, Stepwives In Law] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

...sexual, sexual, sexual... [Content Warning: Sexual, Sexual, Sexual] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t