Chapel Bell Curve

That's right folks, you heard it here. Dan Mullen is a real, actual little baby and/or he simply enjoys the warm feeling of piss against his khaki-laden legs. Who's to say really? Not us. That's for damn sure. Our lawyers told us to make that very clear.It's the Florida Preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Kevin Richardson did always strike me as a cat guy. I guess we'll settle for Brian Littrell. Thanks for this strange millenial hell you've given us, Paul Finebaum.It's the Kentucky Preview. Kevin & Brian visit Paul Finebaum Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

The difference between us and Forrest Gump is that he'd apologize for it. It's the Auburn Review. Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

A welcome and yet, anticlimactic sort of win? Is this what whompin' feels like? It's the Arkansas review.  If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Whomst does the whomping™ 'round here? Look. Look at me. We do the whomping™ now.  It's the Arkansas Preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Ayyyye, thar be a thumpin' thar in the music city, and Nathan and Justin arrr gonna discuss it.It's the Vandy Review. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Come Saturday, we shall have eaten all the rich among us, save one single elite. That fatcat? Anderson Cooper. He can stay.   It's the Vandy Preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.The title says it all. What more could you want?It's the USCjr. Review. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If we can't use this opportunity to say cocks out loud as often as possible then what was it all even for?It's the South Carolina Preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Athens has a strict "no burninating the peasants or the countryside" policy in place here in the classic city when UAB comes to town.It's the UAB preview.If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Oh boy. Ohh-ho-ho-ho-hoooo, boy. OH BOY. It's the Clemson Review. 0:30 Intro1:34 Mayo Classic Experiences10:43 The Stat Report23:40 Observations 37:50 Predictions and O/U Recap39:59 Ask CBC1:04:46 Yara’s RATM1:09:06 Dr. James Barefield Troll Corner  If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. All proceeds will be donated straight to the Dawgs for Pups campaign during the 2020-2021 football season.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

You're 15 years old. You just ate Wednesday night supper at church and it's time for the youth group to meet up for fellowship. Last night on Myspace, Jennifer told you she'd be there. You're wearing the fresh new graphic tee you bought at the mall this weekend. Life is good...except it's not. You walk in and there is no Jennifer, no friends, no fellowship. Only youth pastor Dabo, and he's chock-a-block full of unsolicited opinions he can't wait to speak at you. It's the Clemson Preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. All proceeds will be donated straight to the Dawgs for Pups campaign during the 2020-2021 football season.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan L

The weather may not be turning yet, but Justin and Nathan are still preparing for the coming season. Join us today for our last (!) off-season show. Highlights include: -Running in circles on signing limits-Doom and gloom and maybe some hope on the injury situation-A run down of FPI win percentages and what Nathan and Justin think of them-A word from our sponsor-#askcbc questions-The Dr. James Barefield Troll Cornere gets firgurativeIf you like what you heard today, you can support us over on Patreon by going to www.patreon.com/chapelbellcurveThis weeks sponsor is Homefield Apparel. The Georgia dropped at Homefield Apparel and new customers can get 15% off their first purchase from Homefield with code CHAPELBELLCURVE at checkout at www.homefieldapparel.com

There are some that discuss the offense and others that discuss the defense. But we, here at Chapel Bell Curve, we discuss the players' returning value. You know, cause stats.  The George collection is dropping this weekend at Homefield Apparel and new customers can get 15% off their first purchase from Homefield with code CHAPELBELLCURVE at checkout at www.homefieldapparel.com

The boys are back! Despite what you may have suspected, we are still a podcast. We're warming up at the end of this offseason, and can feel ourselves getting closer and closer to regular season dumbassery-shape. Today's highlights include UGA football news,  llama talk, realignment madness, and a ton of your very good #askcbc questions!If you like what you've heard here today, hit us up on twitter @chapelbellcurve, @nathanjlawrence, and @thejustinbray. If you'd like to support the podcast more, head over to our Patreon , where as little as $1 a month gets you access to our awesome discord. Time Stamps: 1:47 Texas and OU Mess 6:05 How to break free from the BIG 12 13:40 Breaking News on Channel CBC 19:51 Reaction as a fan 24:45 The possibilities of pods 29:17 General news/Barstool Bowl 30:47 UGA recruiting 33:38 Ask CBC 52:21 Dr. James Barefield Troll Corner   

Ah yes, the off-season: a time of wanton jack-assery spent mostly throwing things at the wall to see what sticks in the hope that, at some point, time will progress more quickly.   Thematically speaking, this episode is exactly that. 

"Them bears is hell don't they" just doesn't have the same ring to it does it?   It's the Cincy Preview.   As 2020 comes to a close, we took this moment to share our list of media that brought us joy this year.   Our 2020 media list can be found here.Justin's 2020 Bops to Run to can be found here. Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayThe Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnalGraham Coffey on Twitter - @DawgoutwestJosh Hancher on Twitter - @Dawg_Stats

I've never been to Como, or Missouri for that matter, but I'm having a hard time coming to terms with the fact it's referred to as the "Athens of Missouri." You're gonna need way more of the following if you want to convince me:Michael StipeAt least 2 double barreled cannonsA cool bell you can ringA field guarded by a nonthreatening dog, well kept topiary, and the ghost of previous coaches. It's the Mizzou Preview.   Thanks to Nate Edwards of Rock M Nation for coming on this week! Watch the live video from this episode on our YouTube channel here.   Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayThe Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnalGraham Coffey on Twitter - @DawgoutwestJosh Hancher on Twitter - @Dawg_Stats 

I'm sorry Vandy. I shouldn't be making fun of you. You've had a rough go of things and I shouldn't kick a team while they're down. I really don't even have anything bad to say about you. Nothing good to say really either but, there's just not a whole lot of substance there to give feedback on. Ya know? What's there to dislike when there's just so little...to like? Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. It's the Vanderbilt Preview.   Thanks to Thomas Stephenson from Anchor of Gold for hanging out and chatting all things Commodores. Watch the live video from this episode on our YouTube channel here.     ***We had some strange audio difficulties with this episode that fix themselves somehow over the course of the episode.   Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray The Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnal Graham Coffey on Twitter - @Dawgoutwest Josh Hanche