Tuesdays With Stories!

After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is. Sponsors: - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS120 ! Use code TUESDAYS120 for $120 off - Visit http:// www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Visit http:// www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS to help support the show. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStoriesSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart. ALSO! Check out the Patreon! Newest Patreon video is a 30-minute documentary about Mark and Joe at Joe's PS109 show featuring Dan Soder, TJ Miller, and Louis CK. Only $3 to join up at patreon.com/tuesdays (plus you'll get weekly bonuses and ad-free versions of every episode!) Sponsors: - Get Breakshot Pool on iOS or Android: breakshotpool.com - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com

Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!! Sponsors: - Support the show and quit smoking naturally with Füm. Save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit http://www.nativedeo.com/tuesdayswithstories Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get up to 34% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Visit www.manscaped.com and use code Tuesdays for 20% off and free shipping - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and receive your first month FREE at BlueChew.com, with promo code: TUESDAYS - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quote and see how much you could save. - Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://Manscaped.com when you use code TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back in the saddle! Joe reminisces about missed opportunities as Mark gets bullied on a plane to Huntsville. Joe experiences an emergency mid-flight and hears a sentence he'd never thought he'd experience in real life. Finally, Joe has possibly the best set of his life at the Cellar and reunites with Nate Bargatze at the Beacon! It's a wild week!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at: https://SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code: TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://yout

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! Joe and Mark are back in the states and they start off by thanking God for Chuck (seriously!) after their podcast recording session in London! The boys talk about their experiences performing overseas at Top Secret and the Comedy Store. Plus, they walk us through their show tapings in the UK and how they were woefully unprepared! It's too much!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 3 months free by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories - Support the show and get $20 off PLUS an extra 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/Tuesdays and use promo code Tuesdays. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStori

Joe and Mark are overwhelmed in London as they quake and quiver about the workload related to their TV tapings. This show is gonna kill 'em! Mark misses a flight and throws his frequent-flyer weight around to angle for a refund, as Joe is on the verge of getting rooked into buying an insanely expensive suit in the UK! The boys are across the pond and they can't handle it! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and receive your first month FREE at BlueChew.com, with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show and get up to 34% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a humdinger folks, as Mark and Joe reminisce about Joe's "Samoan" roommate and trudge up some barking memories. Joe details his upcoming trip to London, Paris, Seattle, San Francisco and Vancouver as Mark drives a Tesla! Joe deals with a persistent heckler in North Carolina and the boys (separately) get taken out to the ball game! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com with code: Tuesdays - Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com - Support the show and receive up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Wooooooo! Joe continues to push and prod Mark about moving to Astoria as Mark recounts his time at Netflix is a Joke Fest - performing at the Greek with Bert Kreischer, going to Dave Chappelle's afterparty, and running in late to his headlining set at the Paramount! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a rollicking Tuesdays as Joe is still high off the continuing success of his new special and Mark is getting ready to head to the Netflix Is a Joke Festival in LA. Joe talks about his time at Patriots' Day in Boston, and the boys wonder about what's in their foggy future as they head to London! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com Subscribe to our Patreon for WEEKLY bonus episodes and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a hot, hot ep as Mark and Joe recap their performance for Matt Damon! Joe's new special "This Year's Material" is released on Youtube and he talks about his watch party, as Mark encounters one bad hombre! Finally, Mark gets an heartwarming DM from David Spade! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get 3 months free by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys are back in town everybody! Joe recaps a tale from his 40th birthday trip which includes coming face-to-face with a rattlesnake, and Mark goes to Moontower to kill before eating his own ass at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! Sponsors: - Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and receive your first month FREE at BlueChew.com, with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com when you use code: Tuesdays - Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

It's a nutty Tuesdays folks, as Mark witnesses a knife fight in the subway and Joe cowers at the kooks taking over NYC! Joe flips for the new movie "X" and scolds Mark for defecating too infrequently! Spinach smoothies!! Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebastian Maniscalco's show & the Kentucky country fair before Joe has a wild time in Tampa Bay. Check it out! Sponsors: Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with promo code TUESDAYS Support the show and receive up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/TUESDAYS Support the show and get up to 34% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740

Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebastian Maniscalco's show & the Kentucky country fair before Joe has a wild time in Tampa Bay. Check it out! Sponsored by: Native (Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories), Lucy (Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co) & Fanimal (Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com) Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories

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Heyooo Tuesgays. it's an all timer this week as Joe takes a ride on a weird boat in Aruba before a wild night of poker while Mark see's some of his jokes bomb before a huge update on the missing hog. Check it out! Check out our NEW MERCH STORE here! New designs and items! https://tuesdayswithstories.bigcartel.com/ Sponsored by: Lucy (Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co), Sheath (Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com), & Fanimal (Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at Fanimal.com) Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories

Hey ya chooches, it's another hot ep as Joe gives his Batman review before seeing a drunk pilot, while Mark shoots a gay sizzle reel and has a ski weekend with Ari Shaffir and others. Check it out! Check out our NEW MERCH STORE here! New designs and items! https://tuesdayswithstories.bigcartel.com/ Sponsored by: Better Help (Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays), Liquid IV (Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with pro)o)code TUESDAYS), Indochino (Support the show and $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code TUESDAYS at https://Indochino.com), Füm (Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS), & Draft Kings (Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook app, and use promo code TUESDAYS to get $200 in free bets when you spend $5 If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis coun

Folks, we've got a great new ep this week as Mark deals with a whole cast of Brooklyn characters as he tries to get a fixer upper apartment while Joe heads to Key West and see's a huge beach brawl. Check it out! Check out our NEW MERCH STORE here! New designs and items! https://tuesdayswithstories.bigcartel.com/ Sponsored by: Native (Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/ tuesdayswithstories), Lucy (Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co), Manscaped (Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com when you use code Tuesdays), Fanimal (Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at Fanimal.com) & Draft Kings (Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook app, and use promo code TUESDAYS to get $200 in free bets when you spend $5 If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling

Weeeeee Hooooo, we're back baby and we're giving our Mt. Rushmore of stand ups and hearing Joe's night with Chris Rock at the Comedy Cellar and Mark's hot mic moment in Columbus. Check it out! Check out our NEW MERCH STORE here! New designs and items! https://tuesdayswithstories.bigcartel.com/ Sponsored by: Lucy (Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co), BetterHelp (Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays), Express VPN (Support the show and get 3 months free by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Tuesdays), Sheath (Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at HTTPS://SheathUnderwear.com) Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories