Kree Yoohoo: A Stargate Fancast

This one's fun! Jack and Sam have some cute squishing because everybody has to squish together under a mine in this hilarious Peter Deluise-written, Martin Wood directed Three-Stooges bit! And poor Teal'c, Christopher Judge never gets to emote on this show except for the ugly a)SILENCE, WOMAN! or b)being tortured to death by a Goa'uld.

I'm in love. Dr Sarah Gardner makes her entrance and exit gracefully and quickly in this one episode - I think we see her again like maybe twice? I love everything about her. I wish to Ra they had made HER a recurring character instead of Dr Robert Rothman. Also, by the way, #Martinwasright. There are buried alien spaceships and shit left ALL OVER the earth, buried random Goauld places. Grrr.

Ground control to Colonel O'Neill! An excellent episode ripping off "Apollo 13" including obligatory "mission successful, throw your papers into the air at Mission Control" scene by legendary drama director Peter Deluise. Just great, great stuff, this one!

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY at the bullshit in this episode. #Martinwasright. Luckily for Stargate, it also contains some of the greatest funny moments of the entire franchise in the form of MURRAY!!!!

Woah, what a weird one. Lots of dystopian metropolis stuff.. working you to death underground while we brainwash you. Nice! AND OF COURSE SO MANY SNUGGLES WITH JACK AND SAM! SO. MANY. SNUGGLES!

This is a really weird episode...the relationships we have spent all of Season 4 setting up are just tossed aside, and it's back to "yes sir no sir' between Jack and Sam. Teal'c is unnecessary and Daniel.... well Daniel is doing what Daniel does best. Get lost and lag behind and jepoardising the whole mission because he wanted to talk to the shiny alien robot thing.

It's the first and definitely not the last Stargate episode to rip off the movie ENEMY MINE! And good fucking riddance to Rothman because as I laid out clearly in the episodes Forever In A Day and Crystal Skull he was not officially canon! GRRR!!!!! Moon chant, what was I thinking?

Favourite weasel Maybourne returns for the big reveal -- THE RUSSIANS HAVE A GATE PROGRAM! A real throwback to Hunt For Red October, Dr Strangelove, all those classic FILTHY COMMIE RUSKIES movies and books. I'm waiting for the Dr. Svetlana Markhov spinoff series!

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. More of this please. I am so happy. Also included a mini review of the DVD profile special features.

Is any of this sinking in? Just because I've made a podcast about these episodes of Stargate SG1, does it mean i am actually remembering any of it? Tweet me to let me know how many episode titles you could connect to their synopses. Regular episodes continue next week.

This episode has some FABULOUS conversations and one-liners, but somehow the big picture leaves me a little unsatisfied? I suppose just that they FINALLY confront the O'Neill-Carter relationship only to sweep it under the rug immediately. And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu.  Hopefully, this will be the last appearance of Ms Tokra McBoobies.

So bored. So very bored. If it weren't for the introduction of the ongoing evil villain Tannith, this episode could TOTALLY be skipped. It sucks Goa'uld long range visual communication balls.  But near the end is my mini review of the 80s film DUNE, and a note for Rick from the podcast Open The Iris vis a vis mispronounciation of the word Goa-uld.

A very revealing director commentary, where they finally cop to RIPPING OFF THE MATRIX, but more importantly, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT THE PUSH-N-SWELL!!!!! Called it.Also, Anise has boobs. Swoon as ye will. I don't get it.

The Nazi-riffic episode of Stargate. yyyyyyyowtch. With possibly the greatest director commentary though!

SEASON FOUR IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This episode bizarrely mashes together TWO Sean Connery classics, The Hunt for Red October, as well as THE ROCK! AWESOME!

A Kree Yoohoo special in between the seasons, we take a look at the Wolfgang Petersen cult sci fi classic Enemy Mine, soon to be ripped off by SG1 in season 4. Boy, this movie is quite boring, but it's remarkable how many OTHER things have taken their visual or thematic cues from it.

YAAAAAAS this is such a good episode. INTRODUCE THE REPLICATORS! Everything you want from Stargate - lots of Jack and Carter tension, Teal'c being stoic, all the technicians on the ground running around like crazy, and quite lite on the Daniel Jackson!

Indiana Jones has ruined this concept forever. But it is funny to be back in the Urgo situation again.

I am so in love with this episode. It's tender in just the right way, and also features a lot of O'Neill not understanding things, which is always hilarity.

...followed immediately by the WORST. EPISODE. EVER!