Hello, Creeps!

This week, the Creeps dive back into the land down undah and explore the case of a man who died violently after eating a gecko. Yeah, you read that right. My mans ate Gex and got REKT. Coral takes us to Israel where a man casually finds an ancient Egyptian artifact during his morning swim, but more importantly, informs us if a class that takes us from hieroglyphs to...emojis? Lot of stuff happening this episode. 

The Creeps go international this week, bringing your some culturally diverse, anthropologically approached stories made to make you think. Nah, we actually just happened to find some weird fucking stories from the UK. Like, who the fuck builds a house with no door? Someone in England apparently and Coral will tell you just how you can acquire this weird piece of architecture and all the rituals that come with it. Also in this episode is a dive into brief life after death with a man who was dead for 11 minutes, and the first sightings of Nessy in 2020, who I assume is making her bid for Democratic nomination for the presidency if the USA. NESSY, YOU AIN'T EVEN AMERICAN BUT YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT ANYWAY. NESSY 2020.

We open this week with some more slam poetry from birthday boi Fre before going into the recent Kobe Bryant family tragedy and how nothing is ever safe from conspiracy theories. Coral dives into another theory involving Epstein killing himself? Nah. Epstein murdered by the Clinton's? Nope. Epstein faking his death and living well somewhere in Asia? FUCK YEAH, PAL. We close this week's heater learning about Witch Bottles and how they warded away spells. It gets real weird.

This week The Creeps take a minute to figure out how Jacob Dylan of The Wallflowers is doing in 2020 before deep diving into Fredo's recent trip to an aquarium. He expected to see some cool fish but all he got was a nice serving of RACISM. Coral follows that up with his own odd experience the same day hopping into an Uber driven by the most woke man in history. Is he surprised to be alive? No doubt. The gents close the show discussing some strange loud sounds terrifying a small town in South Carolina. Do some townsfolk think it was Iran? Of course. It's just business as usual this week on Hello, Creeps!

THE CREEPS ARE OUT ON LOVE! We're on a roll like James Brown high as fuck during an interview. Join us this week as we explore possible national anthems for our inevitable colonization of Mars (hint: James Brown probably ahead in points on this one), Coral's real 1 of a neighbor, the death of ghost hunting legend, and the possibilities of an afterlife. But mostly, a whole lot of highAF James Brown. HAAAAAAAAAAA.

Happy New Year! The Creeps have returned from a brief holiday hiatus and quickly demonstrate that while it's a new year, it's the same Creeps. Coral takes us deep into the mind of famous MMA star GSP and his paranoia of aliens stealing his...time? Fredodamus interprets some 2020 predictions and the podcast takes a wild turn discussing two celebrities' wild, secretly gay sex lives. 2020 baby!

This week on the holiday of days, the two hallowed Creeps explore sacred texts and decipher the true nature of the trinity. Nah, but we do talk about a game where you can play as Jesus and heal the FUCK out of things and fist fight Satan in the desert. Additionally, Coral covers a Chilean plane that has disappeared over the Antarctic and examines new discoveries regarding certain images in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Enjoy!

The Creeps are back after a short holiday hiatus to discuss...their holidays? Yeah, sure. Pour yourself a glass of eggnog, get cozy by the fire, and crank up your Stitcher app, because the Creeps waste no time jumping into stories about space lattes (cafe con leches, for the initiated), a couple of slave owners buried under an airport runway, and an expose on real vampires that immediately turns into a lacing of Anne Rice fans and an excuse go play the Brood's WWE theme song. Enjoy? Yeah, enjoy. 

**The audio this week maybe a bit loud and wonky at times. We apologize for the inconvenience as it's not up to our usual audio standards. Ok, Boomer.** The Creeps get sexy with it this week, as they take a stroll down memory lane, recalling NSFW moments from their childhood. How much organic rope did one of them leave in their highschool stairwell? Only one way to find out. Also this week: the disappearance of the physical "wizard rock" but the emergence if a the newest fantasy metal genre as well as an update on our favorite high tech dildos. Well, your favorite. I'm not a freak. Enjoy!

Happy Halloween! The Creeps return with another spooky spooky special sure to thrill, trill, and...fill? I don't know. Fill you with fright and maybe spite. Perhaps some might? This rhyming is going nowhere, but do not fret. The Creeps are taking you to visit the ghost of old honest Abe this week for some Halloween fun, as well controlling the biggest Ouija board ever built, and finding Excalibur...in Bosnia? How...delightfully spooky. 

After a brief hiatus, the Creeps come back red hot and full of fresh new dick jokes. The content you crave. I assume you only came for that, but if not, stay as the Creeps cover the truck found in England with 39 dead bodies, a very real and legitimate subway wizard who will grant you a wish, and a the potential invention of an invisibility cloak and the countless perverted possibilities for teenage Fre and Coral. Enjoy!

After a brief hiatus, the Creeps are back and waste no time diving back into highly offensive impersonations. But first, Coral takes us back to Area 51 to cover the god damn hero who Naruto ran behind the news crew, Bud Lite's limited edition alien cans, and the story of two presumably secret lovers who used a UFO sighting as a cover up for their rugged love affair. Fre takes us to the sea, where dolphins get FUCKED UP, as well as Japan for some culture. Yeah, culture. 

The Creeps are back this week, really flaunting their 12 combined credits in film and how much more informed they are in the art of cinema than everyone especially Davel. Oh, and lest we forget the hacked sex toys being used to spy on their users and an in depth discussion on fucking SPACE LAW. Typical episode. 

It's a special birthday extravaganza! The Trash Lord himself rejoins the cast for a little anniversary fun as the crew is back on their bullshit once more. Fre covers a story of plagued prairie dogs doing the world a favor and fucking with a Phish concert. Davel updates us on an old tail and accuses a celebrity's father of assassinating JFK. Coral explores a haunted museum and a Twister the movie alien thing. Yeah, that. 

Do you like video games? How about MMOs? Do you think people that don't erotic roleplay are arrogant jerks? Well, the woman that wrote Fre's article certainly thinks YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT. Hi, it's the Creeps. This week we dive back into the online culture of getting your rocks off in video games and we follow Coral's righteous journey through Portland on his neverending search for Bigfoot. It's hot out there, so cool off your calocha with another ice cold episode of hard hitting journalism and 90's references you will neither want or like!

The Creeps are back this week discussing the most legendary sixth man of all time ad nauseum. The man, the myth, the bull, the mermaid: Toni Kukoc. Why? Because real recognize real that's why. Coral and Fre seamlessly integrate the Croation Sensation into a tale of potentially real mermaids, donated bodies being used for far more gruesome purposes, and a small boy who thinks he's Princess Diana. My man should have thought he was Toni Kukoc instead because he's still alive, well, and sporting DEM RINGS MY DUDES. 

The Creeps storm Area 51 this week, but with their sexy words instead of their feeble bodies. Join us as we join in on the fun that will, no doubt, turn into the demise of thousands. Don't matter as long as cheeks get clapped on Mars, baby!  In more serious news, Coral covers the story of a man released from prison because he was deemed too old to kill again...and kills again. Fre takes us on a journey covering the epic feud between two hentai juggernauts. Yep, you read that right. Enjoy, senpais!

Florida man is at it again! Ever mistaken a full grown adult man for a lizard? Leave it to Florida to provide us with someone who has. A man trained to hunt lizards...of course. Coral then presents the story of a racist piece of garbage who murdered someone over rap music as well as the sad tale of a lit paranormal bookstore on the outs due to people just being too spiritually asleep to understand just how sikkkkk a shop they got. Enjoy!

Hot off the heels of episode 100, Fre and Coral take no sabbath as they continue to deliver that hard hitting journalism that you never knew you needed or probably want at all. Join them this week for some awkward mom tales, real life Dungeons and Dragons nightmare stories, another sad tale of a misunderstood witch, and a court room suicide unfortunately gone wrong...or right?  Be sure to pick up our new t-shirts here!

Three years into this fever dream and we’ve made it to episode 100! Our good brother Trash Goblin Davel returns to help us celebrate this monumental episode the same way we started all this: getting drunk on wine and talking nonsense. Join us for one of our favorite Q&A’s to date involving alien sex, cryptids, John Lithgow and so much more! Davel also takes us into some weird stories involving secret oceanic bases and interdimensional travel in NJ. Thank you all so much for joining us on this journey. Having you laugh with us every week for the last three years means more to us than you could ever know. Here’s to 100 more! Maybe?