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Brenda and Candice discuss the YESSSSSSSS!!!! guy who was a bit actor named Frank Nelson then move to the Oscars controversy and Aunt Viv's stank rant. Featured Links Frank Nelson Aunt Viv Video Creepy Caress Patreon

Brenda and Candice discuss going on Patreon and the incentives being offered. Candice discusses her New Year's resolution to start dating more and has an interesting experience with Bumble. Charlie Sheen apparently has HIV again. Plus Steven Avery's ex-girlfriend thinks he is a monster. Creepy Caress – Patreon Charlie Sheen Is at It Again Steven Avery's Ex

It is the first episode of 2016 and Brenda and Candice discuss Bill Cosby's arrest, the Netflix documentary Making of a Murderer, and how much of a fuck up Derek is. Evidence Against Avery

Brenda and Candice discuss Soul food, the new documentary about Kurt Cobain, and various ugly sidechicks of the famous.

Brenda and Candice discuss the recent mass shootings, a porn stars rape allegations, and the boy who dresses as a clown and terrorizes a town.

A woman starts a shit show after finding that the all you can eat pancake special at Denny's only applies to one person, Brenda notices that squirrels have giant testicles, and anonymous has decided to launch a cyber war on ISIS.

Brenda and Candice discuss the Paris terrorist attacks, the odd irony of starving children having big stomachs, and celebrities with STDs including Charlie Sheen and "Ol' Pussy Throat" Michael Douglas.

Brenda won't change the light in her kitchen leading to lifestyle changes, Candice tries Tinder...for five minutes, and tells the story of the promoter from hell.

Brenda and Candice discuss M. Night Shyamalan's dumb new movie 'The Visit', the inevitable white guy who dresses in blackface for Halloween, and various toenail issues.

Candice and Brenda discuss when trailers were called "coming attractions", Ben Carson laughs at very awkward moments, and how to get an exorcism. Ben Carson Laughs While Discussing Shooting Ben Carson Laughs About Being Held Up At Popeyes

Brenda and Candice discuss their trip to Cabo, T.I.'s comments about a female president, and whether women are genuinely oppressed.

Brenda and Candice discuss the mystery liquid on Mars, the guy who raised the price on an HIV drug, and having sex with socks on.

Candice and Brenda are into a bottle of tequila and cover everything from Donald Trump to the Nazis being on crystal meth.

Brenda and Candice discuss going to Cabo, Adrian Grenier's 9/11 post, how to build a penis from a clitoris, and then make vaginas out of Play-Doh.

Brenda and Candice discuss the Kanye West 2020 presidential announcement speech, lisps, and rabbit poop.

Brenda and Candice discuss viewer reviews, the Morehead County Clerk, Kim Davis who is refusing to issue gay marriage licenses, and Noah's Ark.

Candice and Brenda threaten Derek, discuss the Instagram joke thief, and Amber Rose's conversation blunder.

Brenda and Candice discuss the differences between a shiv and and shank plus the man who murdered his stepfather with an atomic wedgie. Featured Link #1: Shiv or Shank? Featured Link #2: Wedgie Death

Candice and Brenda discuss Hulk Hogan's racist tirade and his daughter's defense, Corey Feldman's apology inducing performance at a baseball game, and Candice's posture pump. Featured Link #1: Brooke Hogan's Written Art Featured Link #2: Corey Feldman Fails

Brenda and Candice discuss people getting high and jumping off buildings and their stakeout of Candice's stalker. Featured Link #1: Helen Hunt On Crank