Hearty Dice Friends

We flip-reverse it and ask YOU the question this week - what D&D class would you most like to go on a date with? The answers may surprise you! (A larger number of people than we envisaged wanted to get busy with a Paladin, for one.) Then we spend the second half of the episode making our perfect monster out of leftover bits. If you've got a question for us, drop us a line on twitter @HDFPodcast and we'll answer it in an upcoming show. Much love, C+G xxx

Episode 3 of our lecture series sees us shed light on the confusing topics of: - Signatures - What Big Animal We Would Have As A Pet - Gravity Manipulation Powers - How Temperature Isn't Real - Blastropodcast and/or Muffed Movies - Specific Rooms for Specific Actions - Non-fetish Fetishes

Just how do you kill a basilisk? What's the worst name for a gamesmaster? What are good videogame mechanics to steal wholesale for tabletop? And what happens if a medusa bones down with a centaur? All these questions and fewer are answered in this very twenty-thirdish episode of Hearty Dice Friends

HEY YOU - you want some advice on roleplaying games? You want to hear two astonishingly warm men stumble through an early-morning recording? Yes? You've come to the right place, sweetheart. In this episode: - Easy DMing - How make players read your rules - SMASH CUT and other filmographic techniques - Skateboards - A long aside on Bon Jovi lyrics And many more! We love you, Grant and Chris xxx

Like normal pirates, right? Except they're little. Also - they're mice. Some of them are bees. They rob ducks. It's gonna be huge. This episode also contains some roleplaying advice, but not so's you'd notice. Much love, Chris and Grant x

Join Professors Taylor and Howitt for another illuminating, instructive, scintillating and erogenous delivery of hot information in the form of our Hearty Dice Lecture. This month, as paid for by Patron Sean Smith, we delve deep* into the sticky subject of NEOTENY. *not deep

This week we turn to our patron discord for question as we had culled our way through our other question mines. This is the last of the prerecorded episodes as Grant returns to the hearty dice mansion in time for next weeks aural delights. Brace yourself for monsters we hate, paranoid weddings, RPG rules featuring cats in baths and punch buggy, were-houses, and a vain attempt to make traps interesting. As ever you can find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends and on twitter at https://twitter.com/hdfpodcast

This week we will be mostly laughing at our own jokes. However alongside this you will find minor train content, three goblins and a spa, making defence interesting, some initiative hate, toad grenades, darts both standard and raven, D&D class kinks, a saucy southern Gimli and some actual useful information right at the end about campaign knowledge. As ever we can be found at https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends if you want to help us out and also continue the intellectual and erudite conversation in the podcast by joining our discord channel.

This weeks episode comes directly from the sweltering pits of hell. Or as it is actually known England in the summer with the windows closed. We have improvisational tips from Grant, negative modifier games systems, the Labrador of creation and a half-demon half-angel scion of Harry Potter the hedgehog. As ever if for some reason you enjoy this and want to support the podcast we live on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

This week brings you some hyper-effective information about weddings, the tedious lives of Illithids and not mentioning a football as a prop. While this episode may not contain any actual advice Grant and Chris do at least try to answer some questions. Results vary. As ever you can find us at https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends if you want in on the hangouts or the discord where a lot of the questions this week came from.

The first Hearty Dice Lecture! Thanks to a wonderful Patron you all get a super-de-dooper lecture on a topic of their choosing. Because they paid for it so you don't have to. The lecture this month is on stage presence, what IT is, how to get IT, and how destroy everything with IT. If you want to become a Hearty Dice Chum you can find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends and potentially even command us to speak at length on any random topic that pops into your head.

Fingers, Oujia, teledildonics, and Deer. This weeks advice ranges far and wide across all strata of role-playing games. Answering questions from our patrons, questionnaire, and reddit. The hearty-dice-boys are here to help. Also to get terribly distracted. Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

I don't think we actually answered a single question properly in this one: someone asked us how we'd focus an RPG around a sports team and we spent ten minutes working out how to play Subbuteo with dogs. Anyway, much love. Give us your money, you sexy person: https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

What's the best way to run a horror session? Why are we so squicky about sex in roleplaying games? And what *is* a boytaur? All these questions and fewer are answered in this, the fourteenthest episode of Hearty Dice Friends yet. If you like this, consider throwing us a couple of bucks an episode to make it even better: https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

Grant's got a new flat, and you've got a new episode of Hearty Dice Friends to listen you. Pop it in your ears - get it down you, all smooth like. This episode contains more actual advice than most other episodes, for which we can only apologise. We both adore you more than we can say. Give us money: https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

We couldn't record an episode this week, but - you now have access to the very first podcast we recorded, back - oh - about three months ago? Listening back to it, we already sound fresher and more excited to be on the air than usual. It's good stuff. We think you'll love it. Next week, if all goes to plan, we should have a lovely new podcast for you to listen to and enjoy.

Grant's moving house! That means that a) the audio quality is a little shonky as he had to record in his bedroom while the movers dismantled furniture in the next room and b) it's uploaded LIVE from Manor Park public library. We hope you appreciate the lengths we're going to for this. In this episode, Grant and Chris talk about: lighting requirements, telling lies to Capcom, stern authoritative women, fuckparties, wargamer stank, and more. If you have a question for the Hearty Dice Friends, please drop us a line here: https://goo.gl/forms/0pH7pq42g0EVyKHx1

What would you put in an RPG theme park? How *did* Lionel Richie dance on the ceiling? Wouldn't everything be a lot easier if Jesus was just a little bit gay? All these questions and more are sort of answered in this week's episode of Hearty Dice Friends. To ask us a question, send an email to heartydicefriends@gmail.com or on Twitter @hdfpodcast. Oh, and if you like what we're doing, you can become a patron of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/heartydicefriends

In this short-form special episode while we're not able to record a new one, Chris and Grant create tabletop games using three random words at once. It's better than it sounds, you know. A couple of them sound playable.

This week: galvanic whale heists, sexy owlbears, manic pixie dream girls, and genuine roleplaying design advice, too. Also: I know the other episodes weren't exactly safe for work but this one really isn't, unless you have the job where listening to people chat about genitals at length is okay. To ask us a question, click here: https://goo.gl/forms/WNJx5dyeOQtE4We92