Last Podcast On The Left

On this, the first of a two part episode, we explore the roots of the Satanic ritual abuse panic of the eighties going all the way back to the Bible and discuss the darker conspiratorial undertones of what real Satanic ritual abuse may actually be. Guaranteed to induce burning in your rectum.

It's creepypasta time again! Join us as we read stories about sentient severed heads, haunted children, and shared dream experiences. Plus! Henry gives us a report from LA about the Canadian tourist found in a hotel water tank and the creepy past of the hotel itself.

On this special bonus episode of Last Podcast: we present to you, in its entirety, the Jonestown Death Tape, starring the Reverend Jim Jones! Listen in to hear the last 45 minutes of 900 people's lives. Needless to say, it is very disturbing.

The secrets of Bigfoot are revealed, including the infamous Patterson-Gimlin film, recent sightings of the Bigfoot, the possibility that they might be aliens, and the mystery of why everyone involved in Bigfoot research has horrible, terrible surnames.

The B.T.K. series comes to close as we cover his last few kills, how he got caught, and just how much of a terrible person in every respect that this guy is.

We explore the career of one of America's most frightening and depraved serial killers, Dennis Rader aka B.T.K. Strangler. On this, the first episode of a two part series, we start with his emergence in 1974 with the Otero family killings and continue until the beginning of his first hiatus after the murder of Nancy Fox in 1977.

Join us one of the great masters of horror cinema, Maximillian Blanc (James Adomian), as he regales us with with a special Christmas recitation.

Henry skypes in from Los Angeles to give us updates on the Black Dahlia murder and to teach us about Tulpae, the imaginary ghost friends you can create in your spare time for fun and profit.

On this special bonus live episode of Last Podcast, the boys pick a fantasy baseball team stocked entirely with our favorite serial killers.

Henry explores his newest theory about the constant battle between the Reptilians who want to subjugate us and Codename: Cobra, the hero who represents the light aliens who only want the best for humankind and pyramids and crystals and the Queen of England plus yetis.

In honor of the holiday season (which is now thankfully behind us), the boys explore the myth of Jesus and the three theories as to where the idea of the man came from. Lizards.

David Parker Ray, one of America's least known yet most brutal serial killers, has his sexually sadistic crimes explored by the boys.

Henry returns from near death as we talk about all manner of curses, from Gypsy to Satanic to Biblical to Irish!

The boys explore the life of the Wickedest Man in the World and World Champion Power Bottom Aleister Crowley.

Inspired by the Jimmy Saville BBC scandal, the boys explore the seedy world of the MK-Ultra program, including LSD experiments on mental patients, raping children for the purpose of creating super-spies, and the blackmailing of foreign dignitaries.

On this special Halloween edition of Last Podcast: 4 of our friends come by to tell us the spookiest stories they've got the creep the hell outta ya when you're alone at night!

The boys explore the phenomenon of super-storms, from the (true) claim that Obama used HAARP to create Hurricane Sandy in an attempt to sway the election (WHICH WORKED) to macabre details of the great Galveston hurricane of 1900 in which 8000 souls perished.

The boys discuss famous cannibals throughout history, particularly everyone's favorite, Mr. Albert Fish.

In honor of our favorite upcoming holiday, the boys give their top 6 horror movies each!

Demon hunters! They're real and out for action! Join us as we read passages from The Field Guide to Demons, explore the world of people who think they're in a constant battle with the forces of darkness, and discuss a trio of sexy sisters who perform exorcisms.