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The Eagles ran it down the Vikings throat and Kirk didn't play that bad. Big Cat has chosen his 2023 pinky team. Max needs to go to a doctor but he is a fortune teller (00:00:00-00:14:52). Week 2 picks and preview for every game including Tua's middle name, Ryan Tannehill wanting to move on from sucking, Jaguars/Chiefs and more. Fantasy Fuccbois (00:14:52-01:21:15). Joakim Noah joins the show in studio to talk about his foundation, feuding with Lebron, and a great story from back in the day of an all time flex move (01:21:15-02:00:25). We finish with fyre fest of the week (02:00:25-02:14:10).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Aaron Rodgers season is over. We talk about the wild Monday Night Football game and how the Jets have somehow found a way to be more Jets. Josh Allen played bad and announcers need to stop saying asterisks on wins (00:00:00-00:19:06). College Football recap, Texas is back, the PAC 12 is finally really good, Mel Tucker and more (00:19:06-00:34:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron saving Team USA, Trump setting up a feats of strength and Shannon Sharpe misses Skip Bayless (00:34:28-00:51:56). Steve Smith Sr. joins the show to talk about his career, being a dog, what teams he likes this year and a bet is made (00:51:56-01:29:46). Billy Football joins the show to talk us through Monday Night Football and the return of Patrick Mahomes Jr (01:29:46-01:54:55). We finish with Jimbos (01:54:55-02:04:04).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We're back with the Fastest 2 minutes for NFL week 1. We then break down every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:46) Commanders 20, Cardinals 16 (00:09:46-00:18:14) Browns 24, Bengals 3 (00:18:14-00:24:30) 49ers 30, Steelers 7 (00:24:30-00:31:07) Bucs 20, Vikings 17 (00:31:07-00:42:35) Jaguars 31, Colts 21 (00:42:35-00:50:19) Saints 16, Titans 15 (00:50:19-00:54:21) Falcons 24, Panthers 10 (00:54:21-01:01:31) Dolphins 36, Chargers 34 (01:01:31-01:07:34) Ravens 25, Texans 9 (01:07:34-01:12:24) Rams 30, Seahawks 13 (01:12:24-01:16:17) Raiders 17, Broncos 10 (01:16:17-01:21:20) Packers 38, Bears 20 (01:21:20-01:33:07) Eagles 25, Patriots 20 (01:33:07-01:45:40) Cowboys 40, Giants 0 (01:45:40-01:49:53) We then finish up with who's back of the week. (01:49:53-02:04:27)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and the Lions walked into Kansas City and beat the Chiefs. Kadarius Toney had a night he will hopefully forget and Matt Nagy may be a problem (00:00:00-00:17:49). Week 1 picks and preview for every game on Sunday plus Fantasy Fuccbois (00:17:49-01:13:55). We then welcome on our good friend Dan Patrick who wrote a new book and talk to him about the best year for his hair, retiring in 4 years, competition at ESPN and tons more (01:13:55-02:14:47). We finish with Jake's report on Obama's potential hook up (02:14:47-02:28:07) and fyre fest of the week (02:28:07-02:41:52).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Chiefs are trying to dupe us into not believing in them. We are pumped for football season and take a quick derailment to break down the diarrhea on the plane story after seeing the video (00:00:00-00:22:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne in including Shohei Ohtani picture day, Duke quarterback, Dabo being cooked and more (00:22:50-00:46:16). Pete Prisco joins the show to breakdown the upcoming NFL season why he's so high on the Jaguars, best offensive lines, can Russell Wilson redeem himself and what quarterback is going to break through (00:46:16-01:25:59). Jets running back Dalvin Cook joins the show to talk about his decision to sign with the Jets, playing with Jameis, ghosts and more (01:25:59-01:54:54). We bring back Jimbos (01:54:54-02:09:07) and bonus at the end of the show our Offensive Line Pancakes only fantasy draft (02:09:07-02:29:41).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTa

Football is back. Deion Sanders is keeping receipts and he has the Dawgs to do it. We talk about the full weekend of football, Brian Kelly losing, who was the horniest head coach, Iowa offense being back for a second and more (00:00:00-00:41:28). Who's back of the week including diarrhea on a plane, the Waterdogs going to the semi's and more (00:41:28-00:58:05). Field Yates joins the show to preview the upcoming NFL season, what teams he thinks are undervalued, fantasy sleepers, whats the next wrinkle in the league and more (00:58:05-02:01:52). We finish welcoming Max back from vacation and a goodbye to Mt Rushmore season (02:01:52-02:09:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

College Football is back and people got screwed with their TV coverage(00:00:00-00:09:32). We do our NFL new rules refresher, football math quiz for Hank and faces in new places(00:09:32-00:30:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to catch up with the guys and then we break down our fantasy football preview, who were drafting, stay aways and Jerry’s poem for Jake(00:30:29-01:47:35). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings and we finish with Fyre Fest of the week(01:47:35-02:08:27)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Cut Day is here and it looked like Jonathan Taylor was on the move until he wasn’t. Ryder Cup picks are in and Hank doesn’t understand that Justin Thomas is a killer(00:00:00-00:20:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a belly fat gun and more(00:20:18-00:43:09). Tom Fornelli joins the show in studio to talk about the upcoming CFB season, who he likes out of each conference, Heisman dark horses and Week 1 locks(00:43:09-01:37:54). We guest hosted Kentucky Sports Radio Tuesday and we have the best callers on including a 10 minute conversation about cock fighting(01:37:54-02:05:25). Mt Rushmore of things we’ll eventually do and we finish with guys on chicks(02:05:25-02:39:36)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

College Football is back and Jason Garrett is a buzzkill. 49ers trade Trey Lance in what may be the biggest bust in Draft history(00:00:00-00:20:41). Who's back of the week including Trump's golf game and Messi being the GOAT(00:20:41-00:43:23). Howie Long joins the show to talk about his incredible path to the NFL, his 30 years at FOX, the Raiders, 2023 Football season and tons more(00:43:23-01:51:27). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of Fictional Animals(01:51:27-02:22:01)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Shohei Ohtani is hurt and everyone is sad and some media members are even puking. We recap the Barstool 20th anniversary award ceremony and talk some sports (00:00:00-00:31:13). We then welcome on our friend Andy Staples to talk College Football, dark horse picks, story lines and week zero bets (00:31:13-01:13:4). Mt Rushmore of ass kickings and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:13:48-01:42:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The commanders have won the biggest preseason game ever. We talk about that and Josh Harris not knowing how to shake someones hand. Golfers complaining about gamblers and Trevon Diggs liked the wrong tweet (00:00:00-00:23:33) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chiefsaholic, Miley Cyrus, and Ted Cruz got got by Big Cat (00:23:33-00:38:25). Our longtime friend and former Pro Tight End Tony Scheffler joins the show to talk about his playing days, pranking Kyle Orton, coaching girls basketball and the 2 on 1 game he'll never get rid of (00:38:25-01:02:29). We then are joined by Buffalo Bills GM Brandon Beane to talk war rooms, draft strategy and who's to blame for bad picks (01:02:29-01:18:13). Mt Rushmore of trilogies (01:18:13-01:38:32). We then wrap up with listener submitted FAQ's (01:38:32-01:53:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Week 2 of preseason and we have some hot takes based on twitter clips we saw. The Ryder Cup team has some automatic entries and Hovland had a round of a lifetime (00:00:00-00:19:47). Who's back of the week including the Yankees being absolute trash and more (00:19:47-00:36:05). Daryl "Moose" Johnston joins the show to talk football, cowboys, the fullback position and what he expects in the upcoming season (00:36:05-01:16:19). Greg Maddux joins the show to talk baseball, Shohei Ohtani and crazy Greg Maddux stats (01:16:19-01:42:35). We finish the show with the Mt Rushmore of "Wait he played on that team?" (01:42:35-02:08:19).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We start with what has become a summer Friday tradition, reading headlines and commenting on trending topics (00:00:00-00:19:55). We welcome on our good friend Max Homa in person at Olympia Fields, to talk about his season, Ryder Cup, Spicy Meatballs, Tommy Lasorda and more (00:19:55-00:58:27). We then welcome on Super Bowl Champ Vernon Davis to talk ball, all his hosting jobs, the time he got tackled by his penis, winning a SB and more (00:58:27-01:31:23). Mt Rushmore of broadcasting calls and then we finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:31:23-02:12:20).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hard Knocks episode 2 and we have some questions about the Jets (00:00:00-00:14:56). James Harden is a big problem and we ask Max what he's going to do plus bonus Jake joins the Twitter Space "Does it matter if Obama is gay?" (00:14:56-00:33:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Michael Oher and the Tuohy's with a major doodadoo (00:33:07-00:56:35). Jon Rahm joins the show to talk about his Masters title, being so strong, hardest part about golf, his pants procedure on days with swamp ass and tons more (00:56:35-01:17:11). Tyrrell Hatton joins the show to talk about his golf game, his temper, Liverpool, and more (01:17:11-01:40:55). We then do the Mt Rushmore of ways to waste money and finish up with guys on chicks (01:40:55-02:10:38).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

It's time to overreact to some Preseason Football and we're here to tell you who sucks and who is awesome based on fake game (00:00:00-00:18:53). We talk Lucas Glover's swamp ass and Big Cat has a decision to make about Wander Franco and his Dingers Only League (00:18:53-00:26:51). Who's back of the week including EPL, James Harden and country music viral stars (00:26:51-00:39:47). We then welcome on Bills Left Tackle Dion Dawkins for an incredible interview about his path to the NFL, what he would do for Josh Allen, Richie Incognito, Miami Heat and tons more (00:39:47-01:00:58). We do the Mt Rushmore of Not real things in honor of our queen the plane lady Tiffany Gomes coming forward (01:00:58-01:23:59). We then finish the show with a documentary review of Johnny Football (01:23:59-01:38:08).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Phil Mickelson likes to Gamble, a lot(00:00:00-00:14:35). We read some headlines around the sports world and Max finally gets to celebrate a no hitter(00:14:35-00:32:58). Lions Wide Receiver Amon Ra St Brown joins the show to talk about his break out year, all the guys drafted in front of him, growing up with a bad ass dad, how he and his brothers settled beefs and tons more(00:32:58-01:00:53). We do Mt Rushmore of siblings(01:00:53-01:24:01) and end with Fyre fest of the week (01:24:01-01:36:54)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Packed show today and we talk about the news of Barstool being independent again (00:00:00-00:09:57). Hard Knocks episode 1 and Aaron Rodgers has never looked happier in his life (00:09:57-00:23:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a rant by Jake about the Baltimore Orioles broadcast team (00:23:28-00:55:14). Braves first baseman Matt Olson joins us in studio to talk baseball, hitting dingers, Blooper, dressing as us for Halloween, getting traded to his hometown team and more (00:55:14-01:41:48). Mt Rushmore of rookie mistakes and we finish the show with roasts from Uncle Chaps (01:41:48-02:14:21).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The PAC 12 is dead and we talk about the latest conference realignment and how much it sucks for college football, even though we’re still going to watch (00:00:00-00:19:46). Tim Anderson got absolutely rocked after a real baseball fight for once. USWNT sucks at soccer. Has Philadelphia lost their fastball after giving Trea Turner a standing O (00:19:46-00:36:33). Who’s back of the week including Hank suing us under Elon’s new laws (00:36:33-00:47:11). Von Miller joins the show from Bills Camp to talk about his career, being a vet, fart fines, GM Von, kissing his dad and more (00:47:11-01:24:23). We then do Mt Rushmore of acronyms to wrap up the show (01:24:23-01:43:47).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We’ve made it to our last stop on Grit Week outside the new Barstool Chicago Headquarters. Football is back and the Browns may go undefeated. New Urban Meyer stories continue to emerge and conference realignment is a mess (00:00:00-00:24:45). Lions QB and longtime friend of the show Jared Goff joins us to talk Grit, Football, getting traded to the Lions, the non PI in the NFC Championship Game, Dan Campbell, Detroit fans and more (00:24:45-00:52:24). Mt Rushmore of things that are fun to do once (00:52:24-01:19:06). Hurt or injured recap of all of Grit Week and we say goodbye to Billy Football (01:19:06-01:47:22).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We are on Day 3 of Grit Week and Podcasting from a hole in the middle of Ohio that we dug ourselves. MLB trade deadline and the Mets are giving up. Is the US Women’s team bad at soccer now (00:00:00-00:17:47)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including CFB realignment and a live cat joins the show (00:17:47-00:40:56). Bills QB Josh Allen joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, how much he missed us, his awesome work in the community plus he gets us good at the end (00:40:56-01:11:05:22). Bills HC Sean McDermott joins the show to talk about coaching, the Lombardi banner in the facility, becoming DC again, and a crazy trip he took with a fan (01:11:05-01:35:09)). Mt Rushmore of GOATS (01:35:09-01:51:46) and we finish with Guys on Trucks (01:51:46-02:04:15)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake