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Week 7 is here and we watch the end of the Giants/Eagles game live. Daniel Jones with an all time hilarious run and face plant (2:27 - 14:19). Week 7 picks and games we're looking forward to including the Contender Bowl between the Titans and Steelers, and a Seahawks game that will undoubtedly get weird (14:19 - 35:10) . Cant Lose Parlay and Fantasy Fuccbois (35:10 - 44:52). Tom Fornelli joins the show to preview the B1G coming back, what teams can win the conference, and best bet of the weekend (44:52 - 75:57). Our lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk Jeffrey Toobin, being addicted to chasing the local news, the IRS not letting him hassle other people and more (75:57 - 102:56). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the Week.

Cleaning up Monday Night Doubleheader, and the Cowboys are a dumpster fire. (4:50-10:40) NFL Power Rankings and Tua is now a starter. (10:41-22:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Zoom dicks, World Series and John Wall poker. (23:15-40:12) Matthew McConaughey joins the show to talk about his new memoir, gambling, movie making, being cooler than everyone, and dorks. (42:12-1:37:37) We finish the show with Guys on Chicks. (1:38:45-1:51:11)

NFL Week 6 is in the books and we start with Fastest 2 minutes (2:35 - 8:19). Battle of the wiz kids on Sunday Night Football. Doug Pederson has beef stew for brains. Texans rise up the good bad team power rankings. The ghost of Dan Quinn. Broncos win a game with field goals and the Steelers punk the little brother Browns. The Bears are 5-1 and no apologizing from Big Cat, Adam Gase is now commendable in how bad he is and the Bucs kicked the shit out of the Packers (8:19 - 94:08). Deion Sanders joins the show for big picture thoughts. (94:08 - 116:58). Football guy of the week and who's back of the week.

- [ ] Nick Saban has the CoCo and we're powering through the football season. (3:20-13:52) Week 6 NFL Preview and games we like. Adam Gase offered up the wheel of the Titanic, the Browns trying to win in Pittsburgh for the first time in 17 years and the Niners bounce back? (16:00-42:48) Fantasy Fuccbois.(44:30-48:40) Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Week 6, surprise performances of the NFL season, how the league is dealing with Coronavirus, and we play a great trick on him to get him to talk about his fantasy team. (52:50-1:33:03)Fyre Fest of the week and Big Cat has a stalker. (1:34:38-1:42:14)

Tuesday Night Football recap as the Titans put in a great performance and we recap MNF as well (2:30 - 16:17). Le'Veon Bell cut by the Jets (16:17 - 26:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and we say nice things about Lebron (26:14 - 32:08). A surprise Facetime from Taylor Lewan and Will Compton from the Titans winning locker room (32:08 - 48:44). Mark Cuban joins the show to talk the bubble, fixing the economy, new business ideas, and Billy's app (48:44 - 93:44). We finish up with Guys on Chicks.

NFL Week 5 in the books. Fastest 2 minutes (2:26 - 8:07). The Seahawks played another insane game. Dan Quinn fired and Teddy keeps winning. The Raiders blueprint game. Eagles/Steelers for the Battle of Bwentzylvania. Alex Smith's return, the Dolphins are going to make the playoffs (we think). Dak's injury and the Browns are actually good. Deion Sanders joins for 10 minutes to talk about the biggest stories from Sunday. Football guy of the week (86:11 - 99:12). Who's back of the week. And Lebron blah blah blah

We start with a time travel prediction and recap of Thursday Night Football. (2:26-14:32) Weekend preview of NFL Week 5, picks and Can’t Lose Parlay.(16:59-42:28) Fantasy Fathers.(42:29-48:38) Warren Sharp joins the show to talk about winners and losers through 4 weeks, Haskins, Trubisky and surprise offenses. (49:39-1:31:51) Entrepreneur, Businesswoman, and former Real Housewives star Bethenny Frankel joins the show to talk about business, reality television, being a boss and much more. (1:33:15-2:03:57)We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the Week`(2:05-51-2:16:04)

Heat/Lakers Game 4 the Heat tried, they really did (2:27 - 10:45). We talk some playoff baseball and we discuss whether or not we should root for the Astros for maximum chaos. Monday Night Football clean up and Bill O'Brien (10:45 - 29:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (29:52 - 44:36). Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his new music, the NBA Finals, Heat Culture, and does this count for Lebron? (44:36 - 80:07) DK Metcalf joins the show to talk about his awesome start to the season, fumbling at the 1 yard line, apologizing to Hank for that fumble and more (80:07 - 106:57). We finish with guys on chicks.

NFL Week 4. Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 7:08) and we go through each game on Sunday. Are the Eagles back at 1-2-1? The Cowboys are a fantasy football team. Drew Brees is back or did he play the Lions? Justin Herbert duels Brady. Matt Rhule is a diarrhea guy and respecting Teddy Bridgewater more. Bears are terrible but also 3-1 and Josh Allen is incredible still. Deion Sanders. NBA Finals and who's back of the week

Sports everywhere. MLB playoffs and we try to weasel our way out of giving Lebron credit for his upcoming NBA Title (2:25 - 21:11). NFL Week 4 preview and picks plus the Cant Lose Parlay is 2-0 in the last 2 weeks (21:11 - 46:15). Fantasy Fuccbois (46:15 - 52:12). Saints Cam Jordan and Ravens Mark Ingram join the show to talk about their new podcast "Truss Levelz," what truss means, levels, football guys, are the Ravens frauds and more (52:12 - 84:54). We wrap up the show with fyre fest of the week.

The Ravens lost to the Chiefs on MNF and Big Cat wants to call them frauds again. MLB playoffs and NBA Finals starting tomorrow (2:31 - 19:41). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Lightning winning the Stanley Cup and Adam Gase on the hot seat (19:41 - 35:05). WS Champion and 16 year MLB vet Ryan Dempster joins the show to talk to about the MLB playoffs, playing in front of no fans and who smashed Sammy's boombox. (35:05 - 76:48) Army fullback coach Mike Viti joins the show to accept football guy of the week award and talk about being tougher than all of us (79:07 - 94:11). We wrap up with guys on chicks and a sabermetrics.

NFL Week 3 in the books and we start with the Fastest 2 minutes (2:17 - 8:49). Recapping every game from Sunday. Nick Foles is back. Josh Allen is the most fun quarterback ever. Hyperdrive didnt work for the Jets. Joe Judge might be a College Football Coach. The Bengals and Eagles tied in embarrassing fashion. Cowboys and Seahawks shoot out and more. Deion Sanders joins the show to talk football for 20 minutes( 94:37 - 113:38). Football guy of the week and who's back of the week with some NBA playoff talk

We got out Fitzmagic game. We talk TNF, Cowherd playing the hits, Pac12 being back, NBA playoffs and more (2:13 - 15:14). NFL Week 3 preview including the Cant Lose Parlay and picks (15:14 - 33:09). Fantasy Daddy's (33:09 - 85:52). Smartest man alive Neil deGrasse Tyson joins the show to talk about space, being smarter than everyone else, and science (35:07 - 85:52). Andy Staples joins the show to preview the first SEC Saturday and who will be good down South this year (85:52 - 120:32). Nuggets/Lakers recap and Fyre Fest of the week.

Blake Bortles is back in the NFL and all is right in the world. It might be the end of the road for Drew Brees and the Raiders are actually kind of good? (2:28 - 18:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Adam Gase taking the Jets into hyperdrive and a war is going on in the world's oceans (18:39 - 38:45). Ole Miss Coach Lane Kiffin joins the show to talk about the upcoming SEC season, his career in football, Joey Freshwater, the USC tarmac incident and more (38:45 - 74:07). Kicker and friend of the program Morten Andersen from the Great Dane podcast joins the show to talk about NFL kicking woes, the Falcons maybe being cursed, and more (74:07 - 97:27). We wrap up the show with guys on chicks.

NFL Week 2 is in the books. Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday. Is Matt Patricia eating his losses? Mitch Trubisky has perfected the art of the duck. The Vikings suck and Josh Allen is incredible. Adam Gase somehow still has a job and we're now a Bud Dupree podcast. Matt Rhule is on dumb face watch and Justin Herbert makes his debut. Football guy of the week. Who's back of the week including NBA talk and Bronny James Jr smoking weed. Thats the whole show, no other sports were played this weekend.

The Barstool Sportsbook app is finally here (this afternoon) get excited (2:52 - 5:01). We talk NBA playoffs and PFT and Jake attended the Heat beating the Celtics in Game 2 (5:01 - 12:32). Thursday night shootout between Joe Burrow and Baker and we go through NFL Week 2 games with a preview and picks (12:32 - 42:09). Fantasy Fuccbois (42:09 - 47:46). Glenn Howerton joins the show to talk about his career in TV, playing Dennis Reynolds on Always Sunny in Philadelphia, his new show AP Bio and more (47:46 - 79:10). Segments include Bigger Than Ben part 4, the finale and fyre fest of the week.

The Clippers are officially dead. Playoff Pee-Pee showed up at the worst time and the Nuggets played a fantastic series (2:33 - 9:48). The Heat beat the Celtics in game 1 with an all time Bam block (9:48 - 12:51). MNF clean up and Big Ben is back (12:51 - 20:19). Will the Big Ten play? Hopes are high (20:19 - 27:36). Hot Seat Cool Throne including the US Open and CJ McCollum roasting people (27:36 - 40:51). Dan Patrick joins the show to talk about his show going to Peacock, gambling, hot takes, and the 3 on 3 PMT vs DP Show battle that needs to happen (40:51 - 83:05). Segments include Kickers Psychology couch, Trouble in Paradise Allen Robinson and the Bears and Guys on Chicks.

ootball is back. Fastest 2 Minutes Week 1( 2:02 - 7:48). We recap every single game on Sunday, the Jets suck, The Bears and Washington Football team may be back, Let Russ Cook, the Aaron Rodgers fuck you tour, fat Randy Bullock and much more (7:48 - 84:05). Football guy of the week (84:05 - 88:56). Deion Sanders joins the show to talk about the big stories from Week 1 (88:56 - 102:11). Who's back of the week including the Nuggets beating the Clippers in a Game 6 that no one watched and chain snatching.

Football is back baby. We talk about Thursday Night Football, Andy Reid's facemask and the Chiefs being a wagon. (2:10-6:29) Little NBA playoff talk (6:30-11:05) and then we get into a weekend preview and picks for all the NFL games. (12:10-19:15) Fantasy Lax Bros. (29:16-35:30)Tony Hawk joins the show to talk about the return of his video game, being gnarly, and doing sick tricks. (40:45-1:03:13) Segments include Fyre Fest of the Week, (1:06:42-1:19:14) PR 101 for Odell Beckham and documentary review for Bigger Than Ben Part 3 (1:19:15-1:25:43)

Peter King did a doobie and we don't know if we'll ever recover ( 2:57 - 8:22). NBA Playoffs and CFB made Labor Day weekend feel almost normal (8:22 - 21:11). Who's back of the week including Mitch Trubisky and the NFL Shield (21:11 -32:44). Warren Sharp joins the show to preview the 2020 NFL season, what to expect with no training camp, betting tips for the first month of the season, and who will be the surprise team of the year (32:44 - 76:30). Actor Blake Anderson joins the show to talk about his new show Woke, Workaholics, and becoming a contender in Blake of the Year (76:30 - 92:54). Talking Tennis Novak Djokovic throat punched a woman with a tennis ball and way to stay relevant Joe West for bouncing Mike Rizzo from a game.