Negro Please Radio

This week Chris talks about being extremely proud of his son, fostering his growth, thoughts on traveling, hating bugs, and his thought on Elon Musk buying twitter.

This week Chris talks about a busy week of comedy, from Comedy and Conversation on Wed, two sold out shows at The Southern on Thurs, and all leading to to Saturday opening for Mark Normand at the Lincoln Theater in Washington, DC.

This week Chris talks about, having the house to himself his weekend in DC, doing spots at Hotbed and the DC Improv, a great moment with an old friend, spilling orange juice on his new sneakers and night clubs are no longer for him.

This week Chris talks about drunk surgeons, missing his son who is out of town, HBO's show Winning Time, the NCAA Championship, Jerrod Carmichael, a fun but disappointing trip to DC to record some sets.

This week Chris talks about Myles getting straight As on this report card, parenting being just a series of thin lines and of course he takes about the Will Smith, Chris Rock situation.

This week Chris talks about his son getting into the robotics program, being an annoying robotics dad,  the callousness of pro sports, NCAA tourney, Lia Thomas, and championships being overrated.

This week Chris talks about watching The Simpsons with his son from the beginning, realizing his parents were kind of cool growing, pet peeves when dropping off and picking up his kid from school, and how sci-fi never makes the future look enjoyable. 

This week Chris talks about Myles going to a birthday party, impromptu sleepovers as a kid, the sci-fi kick he's been on lately and he talk about The Silent Sea, Boba Fett and Raised by Wolves.

This week Chris talks about Myles being in a good place, celebrating wife's bday, meeting Annie Lederman, 7/11 pizza and Ja Morant. 

This week Chris talks about his weekend at the Columbus Funnybone with Mark Normand, headlining a local show, paying it forward and accepting love. 

This week Chris talks about being proud of his son for pushing himself, the Super Bowl halftime show (got so caught up talking Dre and them I didn't even mention Kendrick!) and thoughts on a stolen valor situation.

This week Chris talks about a family decision, Myles' newfound love of first person shooters, shows in DC, going to a Wizards game and his take on this Joe Rogan controversy    Upcoming shows: Hostbattle at DC Comedy Loft Feb 16 7:30pm ticket link: https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/162850 Columbus Funnybone Feb 18-20 w/ Mark Normand ticket link:https://columbus.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/5ee10a1b-972f-4813-b02f-f60e14989472/835a5551-0c03-4271-9a36-6bce765bcde3/Mark__Normand/Columbus_Funny_Bone Junior's Bar and Grill (Columbus, OH)  9pm ticket link:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-with-chris-alan-tickets-254006729967?fbclid=IwAR1igaMKH2lZD9oeDUIdGp2g3vLO641nBj4LJ4ieXBXFOHC88o_V5JfhRUY  

This week Chris  talks about his son getting into Fornite, old school action movies, Tom Brady retiring and Jimmy G not being an elite QB.   

This week Chris talks about the NFL playoffs,  sexy M&Ms, Joe Louis vs Mike Tyson, and dumb COVID rules. 

This week Chris talks about cooking with Myles, Cobra Kai, toolboxes falling your head, a preacher rubbing spit on church goers face and Louisiana Senate candidate smoking weed in campaign commercial

Happy New Year, this episode Chris talks about a new family tradition they began on New Year's, being proud of Myles, Jan 6 anniversary, and Little Caesar's being shitty.    DC Comedy Loft Jan 19th, 7:30pm - https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/162845   Charlottesville: The Southern Cafe and Music Hall Jan 21, https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01005C23B33C1BD0?CAMEFROM=CFC_SOUTHERNCAFE_WEB_HOMEPAGE_HOSTBATTLE&brand=southern

This week Chris talks about his Christmas with the family, the passing of John Madden and his thoughts on Matrix Resurrection and the ending of the series Insecure 

This week Chris talks about hating IRS, a judge saying the n-word, Steph breaking the all-time 3pt record and Ray Allen being my personal  favorite NBA shooter.

This week Chris talks about being disappointed in a show,  loving DC and Jussie Smollet being foind guilty of lying and the gloating and hypocrisy of Ben Shapiro.

This week Chris talks about recognizing his fears, Lebron James having two fans kicked out, talking shit to pro athletes, the Arbery verdict and a great night in DC.